Aberzombie
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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:CourtFool wrote:Racist.I also told them you wanted little dots that resembled kibbles and bits.Ooo! Ooh! Can I have ones that look like Lucky Charms?
pink hearts!
yellow moons!
orange stars!
green clovers!
What about Purple Horshoes? And don't they have Blue Diamonds too?
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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:Well I hope that was a joke you were making. If it isn't, well...Yes, I was so enraged by your post I felt the need to utter insults. I mean…kibbles and bits…the nerve. I am reporting your thread to Paizo staff.
Sigh, I suppose you'll be wanting my full name, social security number, driver's license number, birthdate, and possibly a copy of my fingerprints as well. I suppose I could subject myself to a retina scan and DNA testing if it helps clear up this obvious "issue". I wouldn't want you to accidently incriminate someone else or have Paizo "rough up" the wrong person.
Would you consider a bribe in order for me to get out of this difficult situation? I mean surely there has to be something I can offer you Courtfool!
Gavgoyle
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Would you consider a bribe in order for me to get out of this difficult situation? I mean surely there has to be something I can offer you Courtfool!
Don't worry, Eileen. He was just fixed yesterday, so the topic of 'and Bits' is a little... sore with him right now. Have him set on a bag of frozen peas for a couple of hours and he'll be better. Oh, and put one of those big plastic phonograph collars on him. Can't have him licking his stiches.
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EileenProphetofIstus wrote:Would you consider a bribe in order for me to get out of this difficult situation? I mean surely there has to be something I can offer you Courtfool!Don't worry, Eileen. He was just fixed yesterday, so the topic of 'and Bits' is a little... sore with him right now. Have him set on a bag of frozen peas for a couple of hours and he'll be better. Oh, and put one of those big plastic phonograph collars on him. Can't have him licking his stiches.
Whew, that was close then. Thanks for telling me how to get out of this difficult situation. For a minute there I thought I might have to...well, you know...Actually, if he was just neuterard I guess I wouldn't have to worry about it would I?
Gavgoyle
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Whew, that was close then. Thanks for telling me how to get out of this difficult situation. For a minute there I thought I might have to...well, you know...Actually, if he was just neuterard I guess I wouldn't have to worry about it would I?
You still might have some trouble with him humping your leg, but that should lessen soon enough.