Welcome grasshopper. In the Link-Fu dojo we practice the crucial skill of linking random stuff in the hopes of making others laugh. I will begin with my demonstration of the simple Link-Fu manuver, the Flapping Robot Chicken
Next we move to the fine art of pop icon mockery. With this manuver we mock both ridiculous toys and Bella Sera at the same time.
Assumes the complex Apocalypse Pony stance.
And now, a link regarding 8-bit masochism. I want to be the guy.
C'mon, you know you want to download it and give it a shot.
Bows to Arctaris
You have mastered the Crouching Retro Hidden Geekboy manuver well grasshopper. Now we shall move into the realm of obscure RPG spoofs by children's cartoons with the Dunces and Dragons Attack sponge manuver.
We intimidated by big words.
Assumes pointing-to-dead-monkey-as-if-Lemmings-had-killed-it-themselves- post.
Jumped from behind, the nimble monkey parries the lemming's attack with a humorous picture!
Is shocked at the fu love around here.
Please observe my Benny Lava Stance.
The gi-clad monkey bows to the serpent
Truly a funny combination of Indian music video and farcial English subtitles Chet Awesome Laser. Allow me to show you a kata involving icons of many genres engaged in battle.
Assumes the Ultimate Showdown position.
Hee ya! Ki strike
The monkey spins to his new sparring partners and counters their karate spoofs with the dreaded Saturday morning kung-fu dog manuver.
"Rick Rolling is considered dirty fighting in this dojo grasshopper" He admonishes
Counters the below-the-belt 80's synthpop with a Family guy counterstrike
The monkey dodges and parries this blinding link-fu attack by his new foe
Even a Blind Kung Fu Master could handle your feeble blows. You need to review the basics before you audition for a place at my dojo grasshopper!
The monkey recoils from the farcical fascist funnymaking
"Oh, a wise guy eh? Take this!"
Unleashes the Screeching Chicken combo kick to Shiny's head.
The monkey parries with a Guitar Hero block.
The monkey bounces back and composes himself in a defensive pose
"I see perhaps a few pointers would be in order Shiny one."
Flips into Simpsons stance.
The monkey tilts his head at the jester
"Truly you forgot one thing ... THIS!!
The monkey flies into Star Wars spoof strike.
The monkey replies with the dreaded Scotsmen Brawling manuver.
And now for a little of that ol' mustache feeling!
The monkey looks at his cowed opponents and releases his Mandark laugh
Ahh grasshopper, many things here are, yet some are not. Practicing link-fu in a work setting is a dangerous gamble, for office ninjas lurk around every corner!
The monkey bows to the callous one
On the subject of nsfw, let us examine the mockery of popular MMORPG games and nsfw content with the Internet is for prOn kata.
I feel a frog in my throat today, so lessons will be delayed.
Let me bring some joy to the world.
The monkey replies with the bloodcurdling CRIPPLE FIGHT! war scream.