The Top Ten Used Words by Smurfs
10. Smurfing
9. Smurfy
8. Smurf-smurf
7. Smurfalicious
6. Smurftastic
5. Smurf on
4. Smurfer
3. Smurfest
2. Smurfette
And the number one Top Ten Used Word by Smurfs is:
1. Smurf
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Top ten things I hear during my day:
10. "What does "Black Flag" mean?"
9. "You play D&D? Laaaaame."
8. "Who the hell are you?"
7. "Do you want a donut with your coffee for an extra 39 cents?" (no)
6. "Where did you put my stuff."
5. "How the hell was I supposed to know it was in THERE?"
4. "Hey there, sexy."
3. "Don't let your hair get too long, you'll look like a faggot."
2. "Don't shave your head, you'll look like a faggot."
And finally,
1. "Hey, aren't you that guy?"
Top ten things I hear during my day:
7. "Do you want a donut with your coffee for an extra 39 cents?" (no)
But...donut! Mmmmm, manteca!
Top Ten Things I've Used to Kill My Enemies
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Top Ten Things I've Used to Kill My Enemies
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Kind of a one trick pony, aren't ya?
::walks away with smoke coming from singed parts::
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Top Ten Things I've Used to Kill My Enemies
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What the hell!? My computer's smoking! Ah---!!
Top 10 sings that you play too much D&D...
10) When told by your boss that you won’t get a raise this year, you reply "...can I roll again?"
9) You walk exactly 10 feet per minute slower when carrying heavy luggage.
8) You actually carry around a ten foot pole 'just in case'.
7) You study hard for one hour after a good night's rest and forget everything immediately after the exam.
6) You refuse to cook dinner with the excuse that you never put any points in that skill.
5) You know what a Magmin is.
4) You look and listen separately.
3) You sleep fully dressed in case something happens during the night.
2) When entering a building, you insist on checking every room on the main floor before moving up to the next one.
1) The most intimate you've been with a woman was with a prostitute in Scuttlecove.
Ultradan
Director of Narrative
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Top 10 Things I Wish Happened All the Time On Messageboards
10. Play what you want and don’t diss what other people play, unless you’re goofing, which is acceptable.
9. If someone takes offense to your goofing, apologize. It’s okay to think whatever you want before and after that, but there’s no need to say it.
8. Take responsibility for yourself. No one should need to tell you how to be nice, or waste their time defining what is nice.
7. If you didn’t realize you were being a dick, at least acknowledge that you could have been taken as one.
6. Use the tools of communication to make yourself clear. Read your post at least once before hitting the submit button.
5. Have the common decency not to hide behind the internet.
4. Engage in self-reflection.
3. In a world with so many possibilities, arguing over A or B is shorting you the rest of the alphabet.
2. It’s okay to be wrong. Learning this makes some things tolerable and other things better.
1. Shine. People learn from each other. Set a good example.
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Top Ten Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon
10. "Set your phasers for 'fun' -- the Buzzmeister has landed!"
9. "Jeez, what a dump!"
8. "That's one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky."
7. "I think I can see my house from here."
6. "Hey, Sara Conner of Montclair High School -- remember when you wouldn't go out with me? Well, look at me now -- I'm on the moon, biaatch!"
5. "I'd like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet... uh... ummm... Yo!."
4. "Visa -- it's everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks, bi-aatch!"
3. "Does this mean I have to miss out on posting to the Paizo 4e FIGHT!! forums?"
2. "Izzle kizzle, fo' schizzle, my nizzle, what you sizzle? Fo' schizzle bizzle, ha ha, biaatch!
and the number one Thing To Say When Stepping On The Moon..... [drumroll-rimshot]
1. "Okay, I stepped on it -- now let's get the hell outta here."
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Mr. Shiny's top ten favorite handguns:
9 - Smith & Wesson M500 standard
7 - Colt M1861 Navy
6 - Smith & Wesson M460 XVR compensated hunter
5 - Remington M1858
4 - Pfeiffer Zeliska
And...
My top ten games of all time
1) Battletech
2) Dungeons&Dragons(all editions)
3) Shadowrun
4) Mutants & Masterminds
5) Star Blazers Fleet Combat System
6) Federation Commander
7) Renegade Legion
8) DC Heroes Roleplaying game
9) Babylon 5 Wars
10)Star Fleet Battles
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Top 10 sings that you play too much D&D...
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8) You actually carry around a ten foot pole 'just in case'.7) You study hard for one hour after a good night's rest and forget everything immediately after the exam.
6) You refuse to cook dinner with the excuse that you never put any points in that skill.
5) You know what a Magmin is.
4) You look and listen separately.
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2) When entering a building, you insist on checking every room on the main floor before moving up to the next one.
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Ultradan
It's kind of eerie just how many of those apply to me...
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It's kind of eerie just how many of those apply to me...Top 10 signs that you play too much D&D...
7) You study hard for one hour after a good night's rest and forget everything immediately after the exam.
I was thinking the same thing, particularly about #7.
10 things worth breaking your diet for;
1) Blueberry or Chocolate Cheesecake
2) Six layer Black Forest Cake
3) Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream (Coffee Heath Bar Crunch, for example)
4) Steak (Outback, double-seared, double-spiced, black on the outside, bloody on the inside)
4) Bacon-Portabella-Swiss-covered 10 oz. hamburger.
5) Nav Ratan Shahi Korma (9 veggies in Indian korma sauce)
6) Pulled Pork
8) Pumpkin Soup
9) Greek Spinach Pie
10) Veggie Patch Pizza (from Applebees)