To the tune of "Anti-Intellectualism" by ze frank (http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/050506.html)
Let's all go to the haunted mine.
Rampant Cannibalism.
It's right next to the poisoned pine.
Rampant Cannibalism.
I found these bags, they're filled with gold.
And outside it's way too cold.
Look! These ghosts are really old.
Rampant Cannibalism.
Let's all go to the haunted mine.
Rampant Cannibalism.
It's right next to the poisoned pine.
Rampant Cannibalism.
That Wendingo goes really fast!
And it totally kicked our ass!
RampantRampantRampantRampant Rampant Cannibalism.