Attention Analog Players

[Ashkecker]

I was intrigued to learn that some people play D&D analog. As stated here I was curious about analog gaming.

Instead of dice, which give discrete results, what do you use? Graduated cylinders filled with a random amount of water? A box of sticks of varying length? Or do you just roll a lot of d10s to approximate analog values?

Do you do anything special if a player rolls pi? Is that like a crit or something?

You must think the diagonal 1-1-1-1 vs 1-2-1-2 debate is so silly, since I guess you use sqrt2-2sqrt2-3sqrt2-4sqrt2?

Thank you for your time. I'll let you get back to your oscilloscopes.

[Cato Novus]

I've already mentioned that I use convicts with numbered shirts and a paintball gun.

[Kruelaid]

What a coincidence, I use a high schoolers and a .22 LR.

[Cato Novus]

Well, since they're incarcerated, it would be considered "cruel and unusual" to use anything that would cause lasting damage. :(