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Did anyone else catch the D&D reference on 30 Rock last night? Tina Fey's character Liz was commenting on how she hadn't stayed up until 4:30 am since she was in college. Then there is a flashback to her college dorm room, Liz crouching over graph paper and muttering "And behind this door, FIVE MORE ORCS! Take that Samir!"

Todd Johnson |
Oh God! not five Orcs squeezed into a 10'x10' room...
That's nothing.... I can flash back to middle school, watching a "dungeon master" (NOT mine). Letting his group open up a 10x10 room to 5 (?!) platinum dragons.
Worse... the party of three fighters somehow managed to kill them all. We won't even go into the size of the hoard they picked up and carried away.

hopeless |

yellowdingo wrote:Oh God! not five Orcs squeezed into a 10'x10' room...That's nothing.... I can flash back to middle school, watching a "dungeon master" (NOT mine). Letting his group open up a 10x10 room to 5 (?!) platinum dragons.
Worse... the party of three fighters somehow managed to kill them all. We won't even go into the size of the hoard they picked up and carried away.
So your dm watched dr who and noted some things are bigger on the inside than on the outside?
Platinum dragons?
Aren't they good aligned?

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Todd Johnson wrote:yellowdingo wrote:Oh God! not five Orcs squeezed into a 10'x10' room...That's nothing.... I can flash back to middle school, watching a "dungeon master" (NOT mine). Letting his group open up a 10x10 room to 5 (?!) platinum dragons.
Worse... the party of three fighters somehow managed to kill them all. We won't even go into the size of the hoard they picked up and carried away.
So your dm watched dr who and noted some things are bigger on the inside than on the outside?
Platinum dragons?
Aren't they good aligned?
The Platinum dragon was supposed to be unique as well.
Oh well, The 10X10 room full of dragons sounds like an adventure I wrote up back in 1982. As long as everyone had fun. That is what matters.

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Todd Johnson wrote:yellowdingo wrote:Oh God! not five Orcs squeezed into a 10'x10' room...That's nothing.... I can flash back to middle school, watching a "dungeon master" (NOT mine). Letting his group open up a 10x10 room to 5 (?!) platinum dragons.
Worse... the party of three fighters somehow managed to kill them all. We won't even go into the size of the hoard they picked up and carried away.
So your dm watched dr who and noted some things are bigger on the inside than on the outside?
Platinum dragons?
Aren't they good aligned?
Really little dragons, eh?

hopeless |

Platinum lap dragons... I love those things.
Could be worse the scariest dragon I have ever met in a game was a pseudo dragon in a t&t adventure named "Tiny" and was directly responsible for making an entire mountain range disappear...
And as for lap dragons, do you have to make fright checks given if you try to move them they get rather vindictive?