Step right up, place yer bets! The booth ain't open forever! Place yer bets now!
Grrr....
I vote for Monkeys.
Flying Monkeys forever!
I vote for Monkeys.
There there are. CHARGE!!!!
Step right up, place yer bets! The booth ain't open forever! Place yer bets now!
Gambling is immoral! You're bargaining away your immortal soul to the Devil himslef for pittance in this world! Repent sinner! REPENT!!!
Flying Monkeys!
We vote for lemmings.
Monkeys to the sky!
Vote Monkeys cuz everyone knows that Demogorgon (and all the other Demon Lords for that matter)hate dire lemmings.In fact contrary to popular belief they are the lowest form ones soul can take in the infinite realms of the Abyss.
The Devil Lords, on the other hand...
Make sure the dazzling aerial combat occurs over a large area of saltwater.
Make sure the dazzling aerial combat occurs over a large area of saltwater.
Fine, but we charge a 10 gp. fee.
Hmm...10 g.p. for all you can eat monkeybread and lemming meringue pie.
DEAL!
5 silver on the shark.
That'll be one fat Jabberjaw...
Always was. I'm still waiting for him to say, "GOTCHA!!!" I could swear he used to say that, but it's been like 25 years or something.
1 cp on the Lemmings and 20 gp on the monkeys.
No. Only one bet per gambler. You defy that rule and I let loose the Dire Pigeons.
(Why is he bringing us into this?)
Well, now I think we know who engineered the attack on Fizz.
Well, now I think we know who engineered the attack on Fizz.
(Ummm...no we didn't. That would be wrong.)
Step right up, place yer bets! The booth ain't open forever! Place yer bets now!
With cheese or without? And is this grilled or baked?
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I'm going to bet on the underdog in this one. Go flying dire lemmings! Woot!!!
*buys a Flying Dire Lemming t-shirt then wanders away, apparently forgetting why he was here*
Damn you McArtor! Your Ninja clan better not interfer in this battle. Now only if this simian army can get an endorsment from James the tides might turn for the better.
*meanwhile- As the epic aerial battle over the sea rages on,one brave flying monkey feeds lemming chum to a hungry giant shark!Yay monkies!*
*Lemmings roar and bite head off brave, stupid monkey*
Ummm...what are we supposed to do?
Duck when the monkey poo starts flying!
We not afraid of water. If something go wrong, flying rats come and svae us.
We not afraid of water. If something go wrong, flying rats come and svae us.
That's an insult! We aren't 'flying rats'!
Lemmings are chumps.
Hey look out for that cliff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lemmings are chumps.
Hey look out for that cliff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Flies up and eats monkey*
The lemmings are victorious! Pay up!
This thread reminds me of a random clan of martial artists that showed up in a barroom brawl that occurred in one memorable campaign. They were the Flying Lizards... they started doing flying kicks through the windows and attacking the local pirate gang known as the Raging Sharks... Ah, good old high school days.
This thread reminds me of a random clan of martial artists that showed up in a barroom brawl that occurred in one memorable campaign. They were the Flying Lizards... they started doing flying kicks through the windows and attacking the local pirate gang known as the Raging Sharks... Ah, good old high school days.
Yum...sharks and lizards...
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This thread reminds me of a random clan of martial artists that showed up in a barroom brawl that occurred in one memorable campaign. They were the Flying Lizards... they started doing flying kicks through the windows and attacking the local pirate gang known as the Raging Sharks... Ah, good old high school days.Yum...sharks and lizards...
I prefer Sharks and Jets, myself.
Pancake bunnies can totally whup lemmings.
Hmm...probably. We like pancake bunnies. They're great with maple syrup.
O and K C your going down.
