Flumph souffle! Light as a feather and filled with lawful goodness.
I just got a magazine in the mail that had a full page ad that had the name of some Rone Barton guy in it. Looks pretty good. I ordered too late to get a free adventure that also looked pretty good by some Adam Daigle guy, though.
Those famous guys must live the life. I bet they have like, like, can openers that run on electricity and stuff, that you don't even have to crank or anything.
Man, that would be something.
Oh well, better get back to work and stop daydreaming. An ordinary Joe like me'll never get to move in the same circles as those guys. Thank god for the funny papers!
I heard tell that Rone and Adam roll twenty sideds made outta boot-stomped Faberge eggs.
And their gamer junk food is really just five-star continental cuisine with a pinch too much salt added.
What's more, they each sit naked and alone in glass chairs at glass tables in their respective spacious and fully mirrored game rooms, just so they can always be at the center of the world's most beautiful looking D&D session.
Man I wanna kick those guys in the nuts.
How we makin' out with that pie?Pretty Good
If only it was 3.14 calories.
And their gamer junk food is really just five-star continental cuisine with a pinch too much salt added.
Yep, the high life, I bet.
What's more, they each sit naked and alone in glass chairs at glass tables in their respective spacious and fully mirrored game rooms, just so they can always be at the center of the world's most beautiful looking D&D session.
This line has guaranteed I am going to laugh at any future post from you or Daigle. You're going to be commenting on hit dies or something, and I am going to be stuck picturing the post emanating from your mirrored gaming den.
*shudder*
*Other shudder*
Flumph souffle! Light as a feather and filled with lawful goodness.I saw that on Iron Chef: Iuz.
Flumph and pasta. What a challenge.
*Casts resurrect*
"Save the flumphs!!! Save them!
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Nice!*shudder**Other shudder*
Gerome the Vinter (peddler of Fine wines): "Uh oh! They have come down with a case of the "King's Evil"!!
"Call out the Watch!"
"Prepare to burn down these suburbs...before it spreads!"
Unconciously grabs own neck when a strange feeling of strangulation is experienced.
"Uh oh..."
Only heathens eat orc pie.
I prefer kobold casserole meself.
meh... too much fluff, not enough crunch.
You juss ain't cookin' it right. ;)meh... too much fluff, not enough crunch.Only heathens eat orc pie.
I prefer kobold casserole meself.
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Flame grill the meat first then casserole it...You juss ain't cookin' it right. ;)meh... too much fluff, not enough crunch.Only heathens eat orc pie.
I prefer kobold casserole meself.
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Cajun
...square the carrots, divide by pi...