Hey Wally!
Very funny. Very cute.
Prepare to die.
*Blows whistle*
Kobold armed with sword.
Warning consider armed and annoying
May be accompanied by overly large Lemmings.
I no see ovly large lemmngs.
CHARGE!!!!!!!
*blink blink*
*Swoops in and attacks the Lemmings*
Oh no! Not the flying monkeys! Run and hide!
~takes a hammer, a nail and a poster. Goes over to the nearest inn~ This should do. ~nails the poster to the wall~
Wanted Dear or Alive (preferably Dead).
One annoying Kobold.
Reward...
50 cp for his skin.
50,000 gp to silence his annoying ways.
*Ques flight of the valkyries theme music*
I love the smell of monkey poop in the morn'n!
Bombs away!
Come out ya dirty rotten Kobold.
Just adding more monkey heads to this thread. Ape headed avatars attack!!
Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: F$~$in' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.
This is an example of what happens to annoying kobolds!
Monkey Sqaudron, get into attack formation
Stay on target...almost there...
*Lemmings run off cliff*
*Lemmings run off cliff*Monkey Sqaudron, get into attack formation
Stay on target...almost there...
"NOOOOO, you stupid lemmings! Great! Just great!"
*Sees group of adventurers glaring at him*"Ummm...I'll leave now..."
*Flees*
"STUPID FLYING MONKEYS!!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!"
mmmmmm.....lemming sauce.
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*Lemmings run off cliff*Monkey Sqaudron, get into attack formation
Stay on target...almost there..."NOOOOO, you stupid lemmings! Great! Just great!"
*Sees group of adventurers glaring at him*
"Ummm...I'll leave now..."
*Flees*
"STUPID FLYING MONKEYS!!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!"
Well, that made me laugh...
Tricky Tricky Owlbear attacks without warning, drawn to the smell of kobold fear
claw1d20+19=39 crit, claw 1d20+19=22, 1d20+24=32
damage
1d6+20=26x2 1d6+20=24, 2d8+34=45
They can't get us all!
Run!
Kobolds, the rats of D & D. They are almost as bad a cockroaches.
We return. Now monkeys die.
CHARGE
Tricky Tricky Owlbear mauls his prey with a death hug/beak attack!Hug 1d20+26=32, Beak1d20+52=58
*Looks up Dire Lemming up in his Monster Manual*
*Sees no entry and is pretty sure Lemmings can't fly and tries to disbelieve the illusion*
*Realizes it's just a dumb kobold and not smart enough for spells and charges*
Are the flying monkeys there?
CHARGE
CHARGE
CHARGECHARGE
Cash!
Cash!CHARGECHARGE
*Ear splitting monkey screech*
*Flngs so much poo it blacks out the sky*
*Ear splitting monkey screech*
*Flngs so much poo it blacks out the sky*
We not fear stupid monkey. CHARGE!!!! (cash only)
*Ear splitting monkey screech*
*Flngs so much poo it blacks out the sky*
then his lemmings will fight in the shade!
sorry, couldn't resist
I want everyone to know that I have killed Kobold Cleaver. He is dead. If he posts again then it must be an imposter.
It was actually Professor Plum who did it in the library with the revolver!
*throws the wrench at KC*