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Greetings and Jubilations, oh lurkers of the Paizo's digital pathways!
Allow me to introduce myself! I am Jacob Burgess, "The Goblin Lord", "He Who Waits", "The Blog-wrangler".
I am he what writes the Store Blog. He who coordinates the Paizo Blog. The thing which orders stuff.
My other duties, it is my sad obligation to report, are too numerous and nefarious to put forth in such a format, as Naming them would lash them forever more to this digital landscape, turning it into a wasteland of writhing terror and stale muffins. Animals would run frightened in the field. Milk from the cow would emerge curdled. Dreamers would wake, harried by nightmare visions the waking mind would strain and buckle to even contemplate. Babies would wail and children would weep as treats, given to them by caring parents whose only wish is to comfort them, turned to ash in their mouths. The very firmament would crack and hordes of red-eyed and hungry Goblins would usher forth, with my Monocled self at their head, having been finally brought low by the terrible weight of my burden, my mind a shattered remnant of the man I was.
...
*walks out, very slowly, twitching slightly underneath his left eye*.
It was a lovely tea party. *twitch twitch*
<leans to watch the shuffling form shamble off>
what a nice fellow
What, ho! Did someone say tea?
Where is a good mad hatter icon when you need one for an avatar, I say!
Wow, I think that guy may need a drink! Or he's had one too many already...
*ponders* Ano...kowaii desu yo...
The store blog? I am a big fan.
hi jacob its nice to meet u on the boards now lol
what does the "blog rangler' do ,do u right al the blogs or do u maek the other guys do it? cuz i bet it wud b fun to make them haff 2 do wut u say right?
neway its nice to see the new paizo employe here!11!! lol
so yah i look 4ward to talkking with u more in the futur lol
kthxbai!
^_^
Greetings and Jubilations, oh lurkers of the Paizo's digital pathways!
Allow me to introduce myself! I am Jacob Burgess, "The Goblin Lord", "He Who Waits", "The Blog-wrangler".
I am he what writes the Store Blog. He who coordinates the Paizo Blog. The thing which orders stuff.
My other duties, it is my sad obligation to report, are too numerous and nefarious to put forth in such a format, as Naming them would lash them forever more to this digital landscape, turning it into a wasteland of writhing terror and stale muffins. Animals would run frightened in the field. Milk from the cow would emerge curdled. Dreamers would wake, harried by nightmare visions the waking mind would strain and buckle to even contemplate. Babies would wail and children would weep as treats, given to them by caring parents whose only wish is to comfort them, turned to ash in their mouths. The very firmament would crack and hordes of red-eyed and hungry Goblins would usher forth, with my Monocled self at their head, having been finally brought low by the terrible weight of my burden, my mind a shattered remnant of the man I was.
...
*walks out, very slowly, twitching slightly underneath his left eye*.
It was a lovely tea party. *twitch twitch*
Welcome, Jacob. Allow me to give you some advice:
hi jacob its nice to meet u on the boards now lol
what does the "blog rangler' do ,do u right al the blogs or do u maek the other guys do it? cuz i bet it wud b fun to make them haff 2 do wut u say right?
neway its nice to see the new paizo employe here!11!! lol
so yah i look 4ward to talkking with u more in the futur lol
kthxbai!
^_^
Head...hurt...
It's like...I'm playing WoW...at work...
Hey, now there's an idea...
Welcome, Jacob. Allow me to give you some advice:
Don't talk to Heathensson. He's insane.
Don't talk to Aberzombie. He's insane.
Don't talk to Sharoth. He's insane.
Don't talk to Mike Mcarter. He's obsessed with ninjas.
That's Kobold Cleaver. He likes putting on blue makeup, grabbing a mushroom, and dressing up like a smrfbold when he thinks no one is looking.
That's Kobold Cleaver. He likes putting on blue makeup, grabbing a mushroom, and dressing up like a smrfbold when he thinks no one is looking.Welcome, Jacob. Allow me to give you some advice:
Don't talk to Heathensson. He's insane.
Don't talk to Aberzombie. He's insane.
Don't talk to Sharoth. He's insane.
Don't talk to Mike Mcarter. He's obsessed with ninjas.
Allow me to explain why that happens.
Smrfs.That's why.
As evidence of my inherently evil nature, I will not eat the above post.
lol yay thanks massagebord bug1!!
^_^
As evidence of my inherently evil nature, I will not eat the above post.lol yay thanks massagebord bug1!!
^_^
And don't talk to the ninjas. They're insane.
Don't talk to Mike Mcarter. He's obsessed with ninjas. Ninjas?
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?
THERE'S THE NINJA-LOVER!!! RUN!!!!!!!
I've always wondered who did the store blog... Now I know!
*head explodes*
I've always wondered who did the store blog... Now I know!
*head explodes*
Actually, up until mid-last week, Lisa did that. Now it's Jacob's job.
Jacob, perhaps this will explain to you exactly where the Lords of the Boards stand.
Howdy Blog-meister!
...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
Ninjas?
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?
Hai!
Howdy Blog-meister!...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
...says the lizard with a sword.
So? I'm fighting some ugly-assed creature that should not be,
some cat rolls some dice and goes, "hey, dude; you lost 12 points of SAN, byoch!"
I go, "...meh..."
Another reason not to talk to Heathy is that he has trouble deciding whether he's a werewolf, warwoof, or werepoodle.
Hai!Ninjas?
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?
Damn it, you killed my kitty. There goes my lunch.
...says the lizard with a sword.Howdy Blog-meister!...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
Argh, will you folk please decide once and for all whether I'm a lizard or rat??? This is getting on my nerves!
Argh, will you folk please decide once and for all whether I'm a lizard or rat??? This is getting on my nerves!...says the lizard with a sword.Howdy Blog-meister!...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
I thought kobolds were little dog things, eh?
Yer juss jealous 'cause I'm green.Howdy Blog-meister!...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
If you think for one moment that I AM JEALOUS OF A LITTLE CANNIBALISTIC BUG, then you're even more insane than I thought.
Don't talk to that Eddie Haskell. He's a real goon.
My brother Wally says it's because he works at it.
Yer juss jealous 'cause I'm green.Howdy Blog-meister!...And don't talk to Daigle either. He's a praying mantis.
'course they're jealous. It's not easy being green. ;)
Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)
<<shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken>>
Kieuseru paire-tsu kasu!!!!!!!
Jacob, allow me to invite you to drop by the World Serpent Inn Simply pick a planar travellar avatar/persona and drop in. Presently, we're having port and grog and I think Karrin is about to stab someone. Just remember, even a dark elf/gobbit might wish to wear shoes on the planes. You never know what you will be stepping in
Don't talk to Mr. Shiny. He's a shoggoth lord.
Hai!Ninjas?
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?Excellent.
Simply excellent.
*sips sake*Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)
I believe that at the moment Mcarter is sharpening his shuriken, preparing to kill all who say that. You may want to run away now.
Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)<<shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken>>
Kieuseru paire-tsu kasu!!!!!!!
Just like that guy over there. Darn it, he hit my portrait of Heathy I'll have to ask Sharoth to make me a new one.
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I believe that at the moment Mcarter is sharpening his shuriken, preparing to kill all who say that. You may want to run away now.Hai!Ninjas?
WHERE!?!?!?!?!?Excellent.
Simply excellent.
*sips sake*Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)
I'm casting Summon Deadline, that will protect me from McArtor.
Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)<<shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken shuriken>>
Kieuseru paire-tsu kasu!!!!!!!
Agh! Those things are sharp, where's a damn pirate when you need one?
It depends. Did you vote for Cap' Razor? If so, you may get some help. Where is he?
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I believe that at the moment Mcarter is sharpening his shuriken, preparing to kill all who say that. You may want to run away now.Why ninjas? I thought pirates were better than them?
;)
Oh you'd better believe it, KC.
Watch your back, Jack. You're on the list now.
And I don't mean the cookie list.
;)