A Smurfmonster Who Is Going To Be Smurfed


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Bwahahahah!

Awesome!


WHERE IS THAT TETER???!!!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
TETER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! I'M GOING TO SMRF YOU!!!
SMRF Sharoth while you're at it.
I'm not worshiping you now. *Thwacks shark with poisonous mushroom*

that tickles

~snicker~

Heh heh heh...

** spoiler omitted **

Doncha wish your teeth grew back like mine?

nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!

Nah...I'll get a druid to cast Magic Fang...

The same one that reincarnated you as a smurf. Yeah, good thinkin'.

You get bonus xp for that.


That stupid Jabberjaw...Lightning Bolt.


Pathfinder Starfinder Society Subscriber

If he makes you that way when you don't say Smurf, I wonder what it will do when you do!


Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."


That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.


...carries out detailed research, attempting to detect a pattern.... Sees possible light? Maybe, maybe not....


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
...carries out detailed research, attempting to detect a pattern.... Sees possible light? Maybe, maybe not....

Who is that guy over there? I'm going to thwack him with my 'shroom and see what happens. [url=smrf][/url]


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.

Dude. Uncool. I just sexwaxed my board, and now you grodied it up.


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.
Dude. Uncool. I just sexwaxed my board, and now you grodied it up.

Arrg! Earthquake!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.
Dude. Uncool. I just sexwaxed my board, and now you grodied it up.
Arrg! Earthquake!

Be careful, when messing around with plate tectonics, Kobold Cleaver.


Kobold Cleaver. Don't be blue.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
...carries out detailed research, attempting to detect a pattern.... Sees possible light? Maybe, maybe not....
Who is that guy over there? I'm going to thwack him with my 'shroom and see what happens. [url=smrf][/url]

He is a very clever fellow, yes indeedy.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Best. Joke. Ever.

If this doesn't call for a Gary Teter day, I don't know what does.

Liberty's Edge

Trey wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
...carries out detailed research, attempting to detect a pattern.... Sees possible light? Maybe, maybe not....
Who is that guy over there? I'm going to thwack him with my 'shroom and see what happens. [url=smrf][/url]
He is a very clever fellow, yes indeedy.

I thwacked someone with my 'shroom once...

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Mothman wrote:
Trey wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
...carries out detailed research, attempting to detect a pattern.... Sees possible light? Maybe, maybe not....
Who is that guy over there? I'm going to thwack him with my 'shroom and see what happens. [url=smrf][/url]
He is a very clever fellow, yes indeedy.
I thwacked someone with my 'shroom once...

I think I saw that movie.

Scarab Sages

Sweet! I had heard a rumor that Teter was planning to smurfify a certain lizard boy. Very nice!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.
Dude. Uncool. I just sexwaxed my board, and now you grodied it up.
Arrg! Earthquake!

Sweet. Quake waves, dude. You are a surf god.


Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
That Idiot Fish wrote:

Naah...I was more into Ocean Pacific.

"Roit, daouhohood. Tasty set. No kooks. Roichiss."

Stupid Energy Restistance. Magic Missile.
Dude. Uncool. I just sexwaxed my board, and now you grodied it up.
Arrg! Earthquake!
Sweet. Quake waves, dude. You are a surf god.

Sigh.

Oh well, I think my spell caused a major disaster for the snorks!


Experiment:

SMRF

Scarab Sages

Teter kicks ass.


Id Vicious wrote:

Experiment:

$MRF

Yeah, it's still safe for you guys. Just not for me.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Id Vicious wrote:

Experiment:

SMRF

Yeah, it's still safe for you guys. Just not for me.

Nice.


Id Vicious wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Id Vicious wrote:

Experiment:

$MRF

Yeah, it's still safe for you guys. Just not for me.
Nice.

Grrr...

Scarab Sages

Teter still kicks ass.


*bows to the PostMonster*

Well played, Sir, well played.

*continues to giggle in the corner uncontrollably*


Grr...I hate smrfs. And I hate this stupid 'shroom.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Grr...I hate smrfs. And I hate this stupid 'shroom.

But you look soooooo cuddley.

Sovereign Court

Plus when the mushroom gets big enough, you can make a house out of it.


Wook at him's widdle white arm guards. Peshish peshish.

The Exchange

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
Wook at him's widdle white arm guards. Peshish peshish.

He's such a fungi! Get it? Fun-guy? That's Gold, Baby!!

Smrf-lover.

Sovereign Court

They broke the mould when the made him.

Scarab Sages

I want one just like him. Can we get one? Please!


Callous Jack wrote:
They broke the mould when the made him.

Stupid $mrfin' punners...

Sovereign Court

C'mon, don't be a spore sport!

Liberty's Edge

This thread is funny s!$$e.

The Exchange

Hey! It's Mr. Shiny! Slide over guys, let's make Sh'room for him!
I know that was bad, but please don't start stalking me. Guess that about caps off the puns.
*snicker*


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
This thread is funny s~!&e.

No.... funny s!~@ake.


Fake Healer wrote:

Hey! It's Mr. Shiny! Slide over guys, let's make Sh'room for him!

I know that was bad, but please don't start stalking me. Guess that about caps off the puns.
*snicker*

...

Fireball.


Oh my....

That's funny.....

hahahahahahahahaha!


It's ok if you yell at us for this, KC, just as long as you don't do it after drinking fortified wine from Portugal. Because if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a porto bellow.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Fake Healer wrote:

Hey! It's Mr. Shiny! Slide over guys, let's make Sh'room for him!

I know that was bad, but please don't start stalking me. Guess that about caps off the puns.
*snicker*

To be quite certain, I am full to the gills with puns.

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

Hey! It's Mr. Shiny! Slide over guys, let's make Sh'room for him!

I know that was bad, but please don't start stalking me. Guess that about caps off the puns.
*snicker*

...

Fireball.

Awww....isn't he just the cutest thing when he's pretending to threaten people.

Sovereign Court

I'm having a little truffle coming up with more puns, maybe at yeast one or two more.


I just wonder if Kobold Cleaver should suffer a penalty when wielding that weapon. After all, it's not a Kobold's tool, it's a toadstool.


WOW> LMAOFOTFIH!

Scarab Sages

This almost makes me want my own unique, Teter-designed avatar.

Zombie Smurf would rock!


Aberzombie wrote:

This almost makes me want my own unique, Teter-designed avatar.

Zombie Smurf would rock!

Vomit Smurf Guy would ROCK HARDER!

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