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If Sandpoint was like Darwin, your Party arrives by ship, and staggering down the gangplank. After being looked over by "Customs officers" -one of whom takes a handful of cash and waves your halfling thief through - and into a Tavern. your barefoot Halfling is told no footwear - no service. Loitering outside, the halfling is soon mugged and knifed by a band of twelve year old street kids. Your Cleric going to check on the Halfling is kicked to death by a serial killer and the body dumped a few meters from the watchhouse, Later that evening your Fighter stumbles out into the street and is grabbed and raped by five Half Orcs in an alley...
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I want to move to Darwin. I'd be accepted there.
"Alright! Who's that crazy American guy that shot my brother with a crossbow? I wanna meet 'im!"
"Dunno, Sid. He's tight with the Dingo. Better not f~&* around."
Hah! I don't know...we bury folks in Crocodiles around here... we dont even have a shark problem because the crocs ate them all.
DARWIN QUOTE
TOURIST LOOKING FOR PLACE TO SWIM: "Any Sharks in these parts?"
LOCAL DRINKING BEER: "Nope! Crocodiles ate them all."