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Gittik wrote:
I'm saving up for a magic weapon, so I'm done with the shopping.

Stig wants to give the hammer to Gittik, he can use it for trade in. Plus there's the whetstone, you can magic up a second weapon with it.

"You shou' tek these wee fella, Ah doornt plan un carryin' them. Trade the hammer in. The stoon'll mek another weapon magic fer the day."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Oh, Stiggy, you nice! Now me have two magic hammer! Me sell both and have money for magic sword!"

I.e. thanks for reminding me, I totally forgot about my hammer. DM Heathy, do I have time to do a deal in town, flog the hammer for 1150gp and upgrade my scimitar? And Stiggy should keep his hammer when he wants to trade it in for stuff.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah. They'll hook you up.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan will sell his m.work rapier and m.work studded leather now that he's got magical upgrades. Probably buy a few cure light and cure moderate potions and that's about it for now.

Maybe a potion of invisibility too.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

Beldan will sell his m.work rapier and m.work studded leather now that he's got magical upgrades. Probably buy a few cure light and cure moderate potions and that's about it for now.

Maybe a potion of invisibility too.

Right on; any potions of curing//religious divine cleric (not druid) stuff the Pelorites will hook you guys up wit' wholesale.

Sorry if my late announcement of this fact may cause confusion.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

An old Rhennee fortuneteller woman sells Beldan a potion of invisibility out of a wagon down by the riverside; it's permanently there--a fact you can tell by the two bent right wheels and the lack of droving beasts, or rig or yoke of any kind for that matter.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She looks at Beldan, (whether he buys anything or not)....

and says, "be thee wary.....I see the trow in your future..."
Pharsia cringes up against him as the old womans' eyes roll up in her head as she speaks the prophecy.
"Let's get out of here," she whispers.


Male Human Cleric 4
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I don't think the healing wand can be recharged; they'll sell you a new one at cost for 375 g.p., or trade your old one for a new one.

Holy water's wholesale too; 25 g.p. for 2 vials.
Remove disease scroll will run you 187.5 g.p. wholesale,
as will remove curse.

Becton will get:

-(1) scroll each of remove curse and disease
-Replace my old wand for new one (how many charges? 50?)
-(4) Holy water vials

All told, about 425 gp, I think.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

50 charges is correct; and the 425 g.p. is as well.


Gittik wrote:

"Oh, Stiggy, you nice! Now me have two magic hammer! Me sell both and have money for magic sword!"

I.e. thanks for reminding me, I totally forgot about my hammer. DM Heathy, do I have time to do a deal in town, flog the hammer for 1150gp and upgrade my scimitar? And Stiggy should keep his hammer when he wants to trade it in for stuff.

If you need it let me know - I'm just keeping it for trade in now.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Trow? I think that’s … a type of boat,” says Beldan soothingly, leading Pharsia away (after purchasing the potion). “Rhennee word. Probably talking about those pirates…”

Sells rapier and armour for about 150+75+12.5+10 = 247.5gp.
Buys potion of invisibility for 300gp
What’s the wholesale bonus at the temple of Pelor? He’ll pick up a potion of CLW and a potion of CMW too.


<Watching what Tenser is doing with a dog he met on the roadside.>

"Tenser, 'es a male dug, dontcha noo! Are ye feckin' queer noo?"


"Ree roo!"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Meh, dog like goblin - all same in dark."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

“Trow? I think that’s … a type of boat,” says Beldan soothingly, leading Pharsia away (after purchasing the potion). “Rhennee word. Probably talking about those pirates…”

Sells rapier and armour for about 150+75+12.5+10 = 247.5gp.
Buys potion of invisibility for 300gp
What’s the wholesale bonus at the temple of Pelor? He’ll pick up a potion of CLW and a potion of CMW too.

Half standard price i.e. "at cost."


Gittik wrote:
"Meh, dog like goblin - all same in dark."

"Waw, ye rooted a dug hae ye? Ya musta been raht liquered te do tha'."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Goblin man as ugly as goblin woman - sometimes you only know after."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
"Goblin man as ugly as goblin woman - sometimes you only know after."

"Hit's loi thah for dwarvun mares to, ah list in the case o' Stig's muther."

Stovie announces his presence down the block. His shiny brass city guardsman's badge glints in the sun for an instant, before the sun hides again behind dreary cloudcover.

"Hoy, Maechaemmaer, anna you hairt, thar's such truck as leash laws in this good and lawful conurbation. I guess a Maechaemmer, thinks scroggin in public is business as usual?"


Male Human Rogue 14

"Why aren't you wearing one then?" deadpans Beldan (quietly).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Oot! Speak up, ya wee pup. Sound off lieya got a pair!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Noothin ta say, hae ya. Aye reckoned as much. Maechaemmaers, wee pissants the lot of them."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Och. Ya dinna want any o' this, lad."


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Och. Ya dinna want any o' this, lad."

"I doubt anyone wants any of that."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Thah's reet....hey!"


"Did ye say somethin' ye sack ay jobby? Ah thooght 'at was th' dugs humpin'."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Ah sad ah hava fist weer mah chin shide be, ah s@+&e lightning boolts, an yar better brang a wipyin wot annae made by a Mah-hammaeh ta dispatch mih."


"Whit was 'at agin? Ye said ye want me tae beat ye wi' th' flat ay mah axe, cut aff yer beard an' mince it up yer crease?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Aye!!! Tha' ah do! Wyntyeh covomma ere in dyoo thah!?!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

anybody still need to buy stuff?
I'll do a statblock or two and be ready to roll maybe Sunday nite with it.
HUZZAH!!!


"Weyl Ah woodnae wanna whack ye with 'is MacHammar wippin."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Me no understand anything they say."


Gittik wrote:
"Me no understand anything they say."

"'E sed 'es gonna tak our girls and git jiggy wi' 'em.... Ye unnerstand 'at?"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"YOU NO TOUCH JANE!! ME KILL YOU!!"

<draws weapons, froths at mouth>


<Stiggy pulls out his axe and starts screaming.>

"GWAAAAAA FUUUUUUUFFFGGGHGGHG!"

<Spittle sprays out and gets caught on his beard.>


<Tenser gets all worked up because Gittik and Stig are screaming.>

"ROFR! ROFR!"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Hey Stiggy, me no shout at you, me shout at him. YOU NO TOUCH MY GIRL!"


lol


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Hoooooo now, porcine Stiggy! So yannid year frands ti fate yoor battles fearin ya, his is noo. Wall, hile bib ba' wi' a hie passel o' kinfook, an' dee this proper."
He turns and walks away.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"What him say just then? YOU NO TOUCH JAAAAAAANE!!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He turns---
"I said....rue this day, wee sprat. Aye, rue. this. day. For you hae earned th' ire of the Pudgworrnaigch's. Your life can be tallied in breaths, lad."
Then he walks off some more.
The dog barks; he almost trips.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"I think him say something bad to me..? ME KILL YOU!! YOU NO TOUCH MY GIRL!!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He climbs on a horse; no mean feat for the short stout dwarf. He rides off at a bouncing trot; his body plunging up and down in the saddle like an engine valve. Perhaps it is the hand of god keeps the throttled dwarf from flying out of his saddle.
"Yaah, ye stooobairn bist! Yah!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Yah, mule! Yih buck like Gittik's girly! Yah!!!"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"ME HEAR THAT! And me understand, too."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He starts shouting "Jane" every time the horse bucks him.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Horses remind him of gals? Pervert."


Male Human Rogue 14

“That reminds me,” says Beldan, “there’s been something I’ve been wondering Stiggy … is it true that Dwarven women are hairy like … all over? That's what I heard.”


To Stovie: "Sick feckin' bastert."

To Beldan: "Aye, mammy MacHammar 'as a beart. No moustaches though thank Moradin."

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