Concert in Cauldron

[nib]

Hi,

part of my next newsletter will be dealing with the accouncement of a music band, with a pun towards a certain famous rock band.

I thought I'd share this with the rest of you, maybe you can use it in your campaign as well.

Cheers,
Nib

Happening at the Tipped Tankard

The world famous band Bene Jovus of front man “Jon, the voice” will give a concert at the TippedTankard tomorrow after nightfall. People from all over the Demonscar are familiar with their hits “One wild Wight”, “She can cast a scorching ray”, “Raise your wands”, “Haunted – Dead or Undead”, “Living on a layer” and “I'll teleport to you”. They will be showing off their brand new songs “It's my blight” and “Keep the wraith” for their loyal fans. Admission is free until sundown. Later, 1 silver will be charged per person as long as space allows.

[Chef's Slaad]

That brought a smile to my face.

[AmbassadorShade]

Ha!

I wonder whether “Jon, the voice” will sing anything from his solo-career.... "Maze of Gory"

[nib]

Probably not.

But he might invite the Bard Sir Geowulf to perform "I don't fight Monkeys". There were also rumors about the song "Egg of Dragons ... ahem Bed of Ropers" being covered.

Cheers,
Nib