
Matthew Vickrey |
1. Smoke more
2. Swear more (especially in front of small children)
3. Ridicule others who are less intelligent or attractive
4. Continue to drift though college with my "C+" average
5. Try to offend someone new every day
6. Continue to pretend to be a decent person
7. Maintain the illusion that I'm a devout Catholic
8. Gain 300lbs