Guilty Kobolds

[Kobold Catgirl]

I feel bad. It feels like it's my fault that the 'Iran?! Are you %$#*&@+ Kidding me' thread was closed. I brought it back to notice. Sorry.
(Man, this takes the cake. Here I am, apologizing for a thread I didn't make. Not that I blame the creator of the thread. as I said, I take a bit of blame for bringing it out of the bottom of the page. Still, it's kinda weird.)

[Heathansson]

Meh...don't worried about it. That thread "needid killin."

[mwbeeler]

It's all good. It needed killing anyhow.

[Heathansson]

free
kee
niss!

[Heathansson]

Dude...roll a d20 and think about the number; I'll tell you what it is in a minute.

[mwbeeler]

That is freaky. Notice how we both avoided mentioning "Texas" so as not to offend anyone.

Spoiler:

14

[Heathansson]

Uh....12.

Oh, well. Maybe you're reading my mind. I'll roll now.

Spoiler:

13

[mwbeeler]

Ok that's odd. I changed my answer to 12 (from 14) after you gave yours, so you could cheat, but I originally wanted to not roll and just say "13."

Off I go to change a poop-filled diaper! ;)

[Heathansson]

I hadn't even rolled yet....eerier and eerier...
Not only are you telepathic, you can influence matter via the internet.

Why are all the spoons in my house dancing and singing showtunes from Oklahoma?

[Kobold Catgirl]

WARNING! Do not cheat! All cheaters will be flayed!

Spoiler:

17

[mwbeeler]

That's not me, that's the ensnared essence of Ricardo Montalban.

[Heathansson]

19?
Damn.

[Heathansson]

mwbeeler wrote:

That's not me, that's the ensnared essence of Ricardo Montalban.

Those were his real pec's in Wrath of Khan, according to him.

[mwbeeler]

Be glad your house isn't haunted by the contents of Drew's pants. Un-Holy crap!

Okra Cola (just because).

[mwbeeler]

Heathansson wrote:

Those were his real pec's in Wrath of Khan, according to him.

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