Generic Post

[Sock Puppet]

Competent tech advice.

Exhortation to RTFM.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Request for an M to RTF out of.

[Ubermench]

Complaint about too many cults, robots and Llamas on the messagboard.

[Small Attention Span]

Extension of meaningless chatter into cyberspace.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Ubermench wrote:

Complaint about too many cults, robots and Llamas on the messagboard.

I <3 cults 4 eva :D

[Ubermench]

Joey Lafyatis wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Complaint about too many cults, robots and Llamas on the messagboard.

I <3 cults 4 eva :D

Complaint about l33t s933k.

[Joey Lafyatis]

:O

[Aberzombie]

Blathering discontentment.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Faux sympathy.

[Le French Chef!]

Eenstructional guide on maykeeng crepes!

[Joey Lafyatis]

Nothing better than a crepe with jam.

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Except a creep with jam.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Or creeps with ham

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Ooooo..... bacon-wrapped ham.

[Charles Evans 25]

Exasperated post from an obviously tired poster, rife with spelling and grammar errors, cutting loose on almost everything and everyone in sight not fast enough to get out of the way of flames approximate to those which must have arisen from the Dekkan flood basalts round about the time that they were spreading smoking ruin across what has since become India and iridium (hypothesised) generally around the world.
Post goes on to pour Iovian quantities of scorn on anyone without the ability to Google 'Dekkan traps', 'flood basalt', and 'iridium'.
Post concludes with a [tinfoil] rant [/tinfoil] that Cosmo is in fact an alias of Sebastian in disguise (if not his dominated telepathically controlled twin brother) which explains precisely (i) floor tiles, (ii) windows, (iii) hammers making thumping noises, and (iv) the lack of immediate deification of Paizo Chatmistress Lilith.

[Joey Lafyatis]

normal post?

[Garjen Soulhammer]

Confused post querying about random flame posts and their relevance to the OP.

[Frog President]

FWOGGY POST!

[Joey Lafyatis]

Dretch post

[Small Attention Span]

Goldie post.

[Poll-Monster General]

Eco-friendly post

[Ubermench]

Trollish post using profanity and vulgar speech to make bigoted, hateful and racially insensitive statements about all races, creeds and genders.

[Small Attention Span]

Anti-trollish post filled with sentimental images of puppies, holding hands and a world without hatred.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Troll-neutral post.

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmmm......bacon.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post whining and wibbling the lip, complaining that Jason Bulmahn is a big nasty meanie for taking away assassin spells and stopping rogues from sneak attacking as much as they used to do.
Much stamping of feet and petulant huffing.
Complaint that 'IfIwannakillanythin'in, ohmigawd, halfaround, now, Ihavetoplayawizard'. Demand tacked on the end that all other classes be 'fixed' by making them as powerful as a wizard, preferably by giving them Book of 9 Splats options.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post complaining that 'despite the excellent progress which he has made in other directions, Mr. Bulmahn has yet to drive a stake into a heart of the last power-bloat monster, the munchkin wizard, and dispatch it back to the unholy crypt from which with the advent of third edition it first arose'. Post goes on to complain how wizards totally dominate the game now, and requests that the DC of all spells be reduced, 'to give everything else a chance'.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post complaining about the 'Bulmahn fallacy', and claiming that the 15 minute adventuring day is in fact good for the game.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post complaining about posts complaining about Jason Bulmahn and demanding 'the great man be left in peace so that he can fix everything'.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post that insists that Jason Buhlman should read it.

[Aberzombie]

Incoherent jactitation concerning the mating habits of Canis aureus.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post announcing humorously that the poster is going to diminsh and depart, fleeing this wintry land of cruel, cold, frost.

[Charles Evans 25]

Post by previous poster announcing that the poster forgot his :cthulhu:, but now that he has collected that that is IT.
<Tropical R'leyh calls!>

[Joey Lafyatis]

Uneducated Post

[David Wickham]

Highly Edukated Post

[Aberzombie]

Witty ancedote concerning llamas, midgets, and soda.

[Hugo Solis]

Post requesting for Charles Evans to return as soon as possible... We'll miss you man! :(

[Crimson Jester]

Hugo Solis wrote:

Post requesting for Charles Evans to return as soon as possible... We'll miss you man! :(

Second that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poll-Monster General]

QUESTION POST?

a) option A
b) option B
c) option C
d) option D

[Joey Lafyatis]

Option D Post.

D = Dretch
CNN = politics.

[Aberzombie]

Iambic littany.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Ecstatic rejoicing about American election result. Claim of tears. Mention that the poster is not an American citizen, but is optimistic and happy nonetheless, and hopes that America can find its soul again.

[Aberzombie]

Cautious warning about "being careful" and "wishes".

[Fatespinner]

Post declaring complete and total apathy with regards to the election results. Statement that poster did not even deign to vote, so great was his apathy.

[Aberzombie]

Grandoise soliloquy regarding the historical origins of the literary term "apathy", and its relation to midgets.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Post that links to the T.E.D talks website.

[The Eighth Runelord]

Post predicting that the world will end, but being coy about the details.

[WHG's Flunkie]

Post announcing 'Witch, Warlock, GRAB HIM!'

[The Witch Hunter General]

Post arriving a minute too late, long after the Runelord has already presciently departed.

[WHG's Flunkie]

Bickering.