MOCKERY OF THE PREVIOUS POSTER FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
ACCUSATION OF HYPOCRISY ON THE PART OF THE MOCKER.
HOWLING, SPITTLE-LADEN VOWS OF HATRED AND MALICE! DECLARATION OF MURDEROUS INTENT! THREATENING WISHES FOR INTERNET-ORIENTED FIREARMS!
Creates inappropriate metaphor, giving said metaphor universal application. Debates the meaning of "Penultimate" using an online slang dictionary.
RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32
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Invocation of the All-Seeing Eye to delete the offensive post and ban the offender forever.
...flaccid reassertion of board-wide homosexuality, repetitive slanderous remarks, uninteresting side commentary, thinly veiled cry for attention...
...sobbing retreat from message board.
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Far too lazy to read any prior posts, repeats several comments, and then posits wildly inaccurate theories including at least one ethnic slur or a reference to Nazis.
Point by point reply to multiple posts offered. Request made to not bring up Nazis and to not slander people of any ethnicity. Extensive use of smileys where appropriate.
Wonders if this thread will surpass other pointless threads in quantity of responses.
Shameslessly lauds heaps of praise on Paizo.
Simple thank you followed by niko-niko (^_^).
Ninjas, gnomes or cookies are mentioned.
Use of "squee" and niko-niko, as appropriate. Staff member promises cookie.
BASELESS MISSPELLED ACCUSATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND GEEKDOM (with clumsy suggestion that the two are linked) ON THE PART OF ALL READERS.
Diplomatic response with biting undertone, particularly if in bad mood.
Final, possibly self-effacing, joke made to calm the thread.
Feigns superiority by mentioning that he plays a much better system than D&D.
Concedes that troll was actually correct in statement, but his hostile delivery caused general attack.
Adds, "heh".
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BASELESS MISSPELLED ACCUSATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND GEEKDOM (with clumsy suggestion that the two are linked) ON THE PART OF ALL READERS.
Worked-up response to the effect that previous poster's accusations were baseless and a sign of poor education; unflattering remark on physical characteristics of previous poster's mother; assertation that "paizo says this" and that Wotc are hamfisted money grubbers; crude wordplay-based personal jibe at previous 4e related posters to stand up and say otherwise; clumsily worded hint that any who do so will be mercilessly flamed in an obscure thread that they will never read; inappropriate obscure pop-culture reference meant to be offensive to random board user not yet posting on this thread, but that isn't funny in the least as no-one else has heard of that show.
EDIT: Silent removal of pop-culture reference after RL observer points out that it's stupid and that the guy's name isn't spelt with an H anyway.
Missed thread when active and tries to revitalize by bringing up the same points.
Acronym proclaiming bodily prostrated revolutions atop carpeting concurrent with spasmodic vocalizations of mirth inducing spontaneous disconnection of gluteus maximus, appended with multiple repetitions of exclamatory punctuation indicating extreme degree of said mirth, coupled with a tacit comprehension by both poster and reader that neither bodily gyrations nor derriere-detachment are in actuality occurring, whilst the dearth of any useful commentary is traditionally forgiven in consideration of the poster's enthusiastic appreciation of overall humor of thread's context.
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[off-topic]Are we going to see The Styes in Pathfinder??[/off-topic]Freelancer Ego Tromp.Deflates freelancer's ego by espousing ardent belief in a certain other freelancer's superiority. "The Styes" are mentioned.If I have my junk straight, it is Wizard's now, so it would seem doubtful...
however, that skinsaw stuff looks to be pretty wild.
Poster explains that his post – meant in a joking or sarcastic tone – has been erroneously taken seriously by another poster.
Laments inability to properly express tone / sarcasm in written form on the internet.
Is informed that ~sarcasm~ and ;-) are both valid forms of expression.
Expresses guilt that a fellow board member took time out to seriously answer a question meant in jest.
Due to time difference being only able to post late on thread.
Dismissing the inevitable nazi comparisons as being entirely inappropriate and being offended again by them.
Repeating the main points of the thread in a rambling post, then redecing and deleting it halfway thr
Minor threadjacking about still waiting for the latest issues of most beloved yet canceled magazines.
Major threadjack about favored Setting.
Stating to "wait and see" for 4th Ed.
Ending post with first name
Vague agreement with two other posters, while continuing the point even further.
Off-topic comment about something another poster mentioned.
Unwritten realisation that point of writing the post is just to appear in a nice-looking thread.
Patent refusal to purchase any products made by the company who hosts the forums currently posted on without charge, in addition to anyone who does business with said company.
i.e. "Voting with wallet."
Resurrection of somnolent thread in order to reiterate personal bugbear, despite marginal connection to the thread topic, writing out again at length numerous deeply-felt yet minor issues that have already been posted and discussed multiple times in other threads.
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Gets tired of lurking and adds personal opinions for 4E, pathfinder and original post out of feeling the need to contribute rather then having anything interesting to say. Fully expects everyone to dismiss it. Includes ironic self-referential statement meant ot be an attempt at humor, though fails miserably. Adds in praise for paizo.
Ignores topic while wildly declaring undying love for 4e followed by a feral spewing of vitriol at any poster who dares to criticize it. When accused of threadjacking, declares a new crusade on the vile heathen as spelling and grammar begin to degrade until the post ends in an unintelligible string of leetspeak.
scolds tangential statement as off-topic yet cannot help adding to the conversation about it.
Neophyte/first-time poster mistakenly interpreting this thread as help forum for seemingly-irrelevant gaming product innocently asking a sincere heartfelt question of dire importance. But, despite having diligently used search function to the best of this tyrol's ability, is immediately mocked and derided by senior forum members, who have failed to come to grips with their banality snd self-importance.
Fails to post again and quits hobby.
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Witty rejoinder.
Political based sideswipe at poster with known positions contrary to own.
Deliberated attempt to pick fight with call to masses to support statement.
Accusation that poster is biased, coupled with assertion that this post is neutral and not subject to dispute.
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Witty rejoinder.Political based sideswipe at poster with known positions contrary to own.
Deliberated attempt to pick fight with call to masses to support statement.
Accusation that poster is biased, coupled with assertion that this post is neutral and not subject to dispute.
Dismisses statement as lamentable attempt by poster to enforce evidence that he is in possession of a sense of humor.
Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.
Sarcastic thanks for the information, recommendation to post same thing on every thread imaginable. Inquiry about whether poster has heard of 4e and would like to comment on that subject as well.
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Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.Sarcastic thanks for the information, recommendation to post same thing on every thread imaginable. Inquiry about whether poster has heard of 4e and would like to comment on that subject as well.
Statement upholding the veracity of Godwin's Law.
Remark that poster has the right to share feelings too. Remark that WotC ought to be compared to Hitler. Question wondering about the meaning of Godwin's Law.
Sarcastically mocks all other posters as inferior beings incapable of reason or coherent thought.
Ardent supporter of OP's initial premise jumps ship after persuasive arguments from other posters and retracts prior support of OP and reverses opinion. Expresses remorse to OP ("Sorry, dood) but caves to flawless logic (i.e. Sebastion).
Sarcastically mocks all other posters as inferior beings incapable of reason or coherent thought.Considers agreeing with Sebastian for once...and then notices something odd about his avatar...
Considers thanking poster for consideration of solidarity, but then remembers that poster is beneath his notice.
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Long-winded blathering ill-worded Unibomber Manifestoesque bla bla bla bla bla bla bla........................................................................ ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ...bla bla......post.