Uploaded JPEG of my junk with a semi lob on.
Announcement of poster's impending departure to excise memory centers of own brain with a device traditionally used to chip or break up frozen water.
Posted link to a Dark Side of the Web autopsy picture of some dude with a hilt-sunk icepick in his forehead.
Nostalgic rambling.
... <--indicating the shocked-silent, length and breadth of the savage burn ;)
Call for moderators to ban previous poster for unnecessarily harsh ellipsis.
A mea culpa in the form of an eruption of personal details, centering around a broken childhood, so revealing that everyone reading is uncomfortable and moves on, sans comment, to something more pleasingly distracting.
Defense that one's post in no way invoked Godwin's law because the object of scorn really is a member of the National Socialist party.
Under cover of false sympathy, prying for details to be posted elsewhere for general amusement.
Histrionic BS suicide note made on public forum by a fifteen-year-old poster because they were the general of a trivial flame war's losing side--to be followed up the next day with their inexplicably upbeat post about a favorite band playing their area.
The erased-just-before-submission post which stated exactly how the poster felt on an issue (employing the most brilliant construction and hard won wisdom) but was too timid to submit for fear of being truly understood, and perhaps feared or scorned.
Mother Hen post asking after a poster who hasn't been heard from in many months.
Random allusion to Truman Capote that makes no sense, even to the poster the next day.
Disagreement with previous statement. Exclamation sounding similar to milk producing agricultural mammal.
Moooooo.
Post questioning the intelligence of previous bovine posters.
Return inquiry.
A joke of such staggering depth, audacity and beauty, that every person reading it immediately starts thinking of ways to pass it off as their own.
Clumsy, hastily typed followup to joke, attempting to co-opt some of the humor generated.
Undeserved apology from a sensible party made to a bombastic, self absorbed fool, in order to get forum flames to abate.
A joke of such staggering depth, audacity and beauty, that every person reading it immediately starts thinking of ways to pass it off as their own.
A humorous comment of such staggering deepness, audacity and prettiness, that every literate humanoid observing it promptly begins inventing strategies to pass it off as their own.
Undeserved apology from a sensible party made to a bombastic, self absorbed fool, in order to get forum flames to abate.
Crow of triumph from bombastic, self absorbed fool. Brand new, even more incendiary comment.
Reference to the internet dictum about limiting the dietary intake of t
trolls. Defense of a poster who didn't need it. Link to Penny Arcade comic.
Reasoned argument.
Trollish behaviour in the last sentence.
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Undeserved apology from a sensible party made to a bombastic, self absorbed fool, in order to get forum flames to abate.Crow of triumph from bombastic, self absorbed fool. Brand new, even more incendiary comment.
Complaint about trolls.
Threatening comment about informing the mods.Finally ending with hypocritical trolling.
No post whatsoever. (not)Written by lurker, after reading previous posts.
Poster emits a cancerous meme.
Aggressive post, invoking the NAME OF ERIK MONA, presenting positions attributed to Erik as if they were religious iconography intended to fend off the hissing vampires of differing perspective.
Complaint that Chris Mortika has dusted all off posters vampires.
Anagram of Erik Mona's name.
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Aggressive post, invoking the NAME OF ERIK MONA, presenting positions attributed to Erik as if they were religious iconography intended to fend off the hissing vampires of differing perspective.Complaint that Chris Mortika has dusted all off posters vampires.
Complaint that Mortika should've started with offing the kobolds.
Doubtful absolute denial.
Casting of truth-detecting spell.
Assassinates KC.
Pretends to be dead, while secretly hiding in toilet.