[Kruelaid scratches his massive facial tumor and looks around nervously]
Sorry, boy. Not Santa. Pretend like you didn't see me sneaking outta here, would ya? I'm just a friend o' your ma's.
So I finally decided to reveal to the Paizo community what I look like. As far as I know, only three non-Paizo board regulars have ever met me in real life (EPHealy, Medesha, and Wolfgang Baur), so they won't be shocked by my appearance.
In order to shed the best light possible on me, though, I asked Wes to take a black & white artsy picture of me. I think the picture he took is very flattering, and probably catches me at my very best.
So, without further ado, I present to you:
Forgive the small size.
Wow Mike, you & Lawgiver could really be brothers. Y'all both have the same serious beard! Love it.
wow you guys are all so young :)
A slightly more recent picture of my gaming group. There's only one guy missing.
Since I've started hanging out here more, I will put up a link or two.
Earlier Gen Con I'm in the upper right.
As far as I know, only three non-Paizo board regulars have ever met me in real life (EPHealy, Medesha, and Wolfgang Baur)
D:
So I finally decided to reveal to the Paizo community what I look like. As far as I know, only three non-Paizo board regulars have ever met me in real life (EPHealy, Medesha, and Wolfgang Baur), so they won't be shocked by my appearance.
In order to shed the best light possible on me, though, I asked Wes to take a black & white artsy picture of me. I think the picture he took is very flattering, and probably catches me at my very best.
So, without further ado, I present to you:
Forgive the small size.
Villane Ghy!
(Hey, you humans have your...how do you say it? Sane Oz? Anyways, you have your present-giving guy, and us kobolds have ours. Are you going to persecute me for my religious beliefs? Huh? Huh?
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wow you guys are all so young :)
A slightly more recent picture of my gaming group. There's only one guy missing.
It's a year out of date (approximately), but yes, we are younger than quite a few Lords of the Boards. Makes you feel your age, eh?
In my natural habitat.Holy crap; that's a good collection!
I don't know what's more geeky; you having all that stuff, or me being able to identify it at 30 paces!
Slaughter Margin?
Fury of Dracula?
Rogue Trooper?
Talisman?
Valley of the Four Winds!!!And if I'm not mistaken, the 4 sets of Dungeon Floor Plans from GW?
Ian Livingstone made a bob or two out of both of us!
Correct on all counts! It's a shame that the left-hand half of that shelf is cut off, or you'd see the other Games Workshop board games sitting there - including Warlock, which was a direct inspiration for Richard Garfield's design of Magic: the Gathering. We played the Judge Dredd board game more than any other, I think - so much that the backs of the cards changed from black to grey! The Judge Dredd roleplaying game also gave me my only non-D&D long-running campaign.
Didn't GW go downhill after Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson sold it to Bryan Ansell?
Bock bock bock! My true form revealed!!!
Since I've started hanging out here more, I will put up a link or two.
Earlier Gen Con I'm in the upper right.
I know guy-with-beard isn't the most unique look at a gaming convention but I really think I may have seen you at Gen Con. We should all get our usernames tattooed on our foreheads so we'll know each other when we meet in the convention's heavy foot traffic. I hear that tattoo removal is a little painful, but I personally don't like the idea that a name tag puts even a pin hole in my devastatingly chic shirts.
Me and my friend
Too early! I have a 350' long that I have to clear evertime the snow falls. I never had a problem with snow until I moved into this place. My back hurts just looking at your pictures.
Bock bock bock! My true form revealed!!!
What the cluck?!
I know guy-with-beard isn't the most unique look at a gaming convention but I really think I may have seen you at Gen Con. We should all get our usernames tattooed on our foreheads so we'll know each other when we meet in the convention's heavy foot traffic. I hear that tattoo removal is a little painful, but I personally don't like the idea that a name tag puts even a pin hole in my devastatingly chic shirts.
Last year all of us at Monte Cook's boards got together and got t-shirts with our names and a logo. Worked well to ID people. (Though you only got one, maybe two shots at wearing it (if you did laundry).) We also had little stickers for the bottoms of our badges with our board names. Worked okay, but you had to look down at people's badges.
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As far as I know, only three non-Paizo board regulars have ever met me in real life (EPHealy, Medesha, and Wolfgang Baur)D:ACK! How could I forget BAP? :( :( :(
Okay, fine. A handful of board regulars have met me in real life. That's what I get for relying on my memory. ;D
*perches above the door to the Paizo office, trusting his natural SEP field to keep him from being noticed until he can perform a dropbear attack*
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*perches above the door to the Paizo office, trusting his natural SEP field to keep him from being noticed until he can perform a dropbear attack*I don't know what a dropbear attack is, but I'm also pretty sure I don't WANT to know. ;D
Any Australian should be able to tell you all about the vicious behavior of dropbears.
Well, I sent Lilith a pic of me; hope she can figure out how to post it because I can't; am no guru.
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That link goes back to the Paizo homepage.
All right if you really want to see
http://jeremysshadowsdepth.spaces.live.com
EDIT: Never mind, I see you've already fixed it. Sorry.
Dude! You look like a 'before' pic of Davey Havok! And I mean that is AWESOME! Back when he rocked the friggin house!
Que? No comprende, por favor? Lilith is super great.
Well, I sent Lilith a pic of me; hope she can figure out how to post it because I can't; am no guru.You really should stop sending out pictures of yourself like that to young women....And what did that naked mole-rat ever do to you?
Add permanent five o’clock shadow and crazy eyes to Shiny and we could be brothers.
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Not a problem. Good luck finding your trusty axe. Go forth and SLASH.Yeah. Sorry, but downstate's a bit too far away for my means. Thanks for the offer, though.
Rawr. Not a photo, per se, but I like to think I got some sorta arty thing goin' on. Even though I don't.
By her lonesome. I call her Vera.
Director of Narrative
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Rawr. Not a photo, per se, but I like to think I got some sorta arty thing goin' on.
Nice shirt!
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Rawr. Not a photo, per se, but I like to think I got some sorta arty thing goin' on.Nice shirt!
Yeah, can't imagine where I got it...
All right if you really want to see
me
Just read through your Blog, Jeremy- and as confirmed Eurotrash I have to agree- Techno will inherit the Earth.
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Director of Narrative
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Anyway, I don’t play too many games, but when I do…it matters. Sometimes it matters too much and I get visits. At first it seemed fine enough, but upon closer inspection, I had the feeling that I was in for trouble.
Throwing the paranoia aside, going for a same dress, new day existence, my day was shook when I discovered that Bruno was the same but different. It could always have been worse.
Stepping outside that evening I was shocked by a strange sight. My path, blocked by an enormous spider, forced me to stay on the porch where a colony of wasps looked me over. Just in time, my indigo amigo showed up and fought the wasps back. Using the all-powerful Beak of the Grackle, the indigo amigo put the wasp threat down, and we went along out way.
Anyway, I don’t play too many games, but when I do…it matters. Sometimes it matters too much and I get visits. At first it seemed fine enough, but upon closer inspection, I had the feeling that I was in for trouble.
Throwing the paranoia aside, going for a same dress, new day existence, my day was shook when I discovered that Bruno was the same but different. It could always have been worse.
Stepping outside that evening I was shocked by a strange sight. My path, blocked by an enormous spider, forced me to stay on the porch where a colony of wasps looked me over. Just in time, my indigo amigo showed up and fought the...
Very cool! I want a sequel! :D
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Okay. As I've spent time having a nosy through other peoples pics I suppose it's only fair I share some of mine.
One from my wedding day.. Oh! And another from before the ceremony. Gosh I look stupid when I laugh!
Yeah, I'll stop now, I hate photos of me :p
