His dark shadowed ghost was well hidden among
Yoda could feel the evil near the tree
The Dark Jedi ghost took possession of Rhonda's body and her mind was now under the control of a Dark Sith Lord's unholy ghost.
The dark side rippled through her body and poured out it waves of dark clouded matter, Yoda was stunned for a moment.
She said, "'tis not a chicken leg, 'tis a kobold drumstick."
"Foolish wretch, kneel before the power of the
Suddenly a pack of sixty six gundarks appeared out of the underbrush.
beneath Yoda's feet the ground gave way to the gaping maw of a sarlacc.
He flew up fast and summoned his ship Slave nine, which appeared out of a murky pool!
IG-88 the insane war droid was busy at work in his secret war laboratories 96 miles below Alzoc III, a planet covered in snow and ice.
IG-88 click and beeped with pure evil he had split the Xhom Bhalat crystal atoms, his master plan was coming together all to well.
His THX tape deck suddenly blarred the crunching sounds of the Vool droid deathmetal band from planet Bogden.
As the music blarred about the lab, ugnaunts scrambled around hooking up wires and hoses to a large monolith of black metal containing many connections.
Suddenly "Also Sprach Zarathustra" built and when the final pitch thundered smoke began to spill from the monolithic ugnaut bong.
IG-88 continued to operate his various experiments and machines with fluid agility and precision, as small pig-like migets giggled and laughed in fits of euphoric joy.
Everyone was seriously mellowed by the stoner vibe, even the latest Sith Lord kicked back in his Tauntaun wool hammock, popped a Coruscent Lager, and sucked some Yavin Hydro from the Monolith-bong.
High above the planet a fleet of smugglers and space pirates gathered, having been hired by IG-88 to bring his requested shipments, they had finally arrived.
The dove into the atmosphere trailing red streaks that heralded 88's mad scheme.
The leader of the space pirates one Hulgorek the Mad suddenly had a bad feeling about this whole deal and he wondered why a Bounty Hunter war droid would order 800 billion tons of diseased raw pig flesh.
But then who could have understood what it takes to fill the complimentary dumplings on the opening night of IG-88's new Chinese restaurant, the DOUBLE DROID DUMPLING GARDEN.
Captain Hulgorek order his men to be wary for something in his gut told him this day was indeed gonna be a long one.
His ship, the Ring of Fire, cut through the icy atmosphere of Alzoc III with it's lethal payload of pig meat; it's approach to IG-88's hidden laboratories heralded doom for the galaxy.
The ship docked to the the loading vats.
The stench of rotting pig meat exploded out into the landing bay with a cloud of ice crystals and Hulgorek heaved a sigh of relief--at last he would have that carrion off his freighter.
Hulgorek was returning to his quarters when IG-88 sprang upon him just outside the bridge doors,"Going somewhere captain Hulgorek, seems you forgot your payment?" hissed IG-88 metallic voice.
Before Hulgorek could blink the assassin droid was upon him, injecting a series of needles into his neck,eyes and under each finger nail the poison increased his nerve sensitivity,while at the same time a series of blades and drills whirled out from the assassin droid flaying captain Hulgorek.
IG 88 was in need of a oil bath; he was covered in blood,flesh and bone shards.
Man, he was totally ready to make some E Coli fried dumplings.
He ignited the deep fryers and summoned his elite crossed cloned Oompa-Loompas and Ugnaunts known as Oomugnaunts.
They ground the meat, inlcuding Hulgorek, and chopped veggies while Wookies in hairnets, fishnet stockings, and rubber gloves folded the dumplings.
The Oomugnaunts so called "another lesson" was the end of a laser whip, which they used with much skill on wookies whom were not up to speed on the folding of dumplings.
Well, the dumplings were finished; opening night was upon him.