| Fizzban |
F&@! you and the gator you rode in on!!!
ITS GREAT...TO BE...A TENNESSEE VOL!
Wish that I was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Aint no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Aint no telephone bills.
Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.
Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin for a moonshine still.
Strangers aint come back from rocky top,
Guess they never will.
Corn wont grow at all on rocky top,
Dirts too rocky by far.
Thats why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.
Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Now Ive had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all I know is its a pity life
Cant be simple again.
Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Yeah rocky top tennesee eee eee eee.
Fizz
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny
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"Where are all the Gator fans now? They talk trash before a game, and then they lose, and don't call in.
All right, first caller..."
"I'm a Gator fan, and I'm calling."
"And..."
"Well, you said we didn't have the guts to call, so I'm calling."
"You're calling to say you're calling?"
"No, you don't get it, YOU said I didn't have the guts to call, so I'm calling you now, O.K?"
>click< turns radio off...
| Fizzban |
Fizzban,
Yup. Y'all got Tebowed! But not as bad as LSU. I'm going to have a new bumper sticker made for my truck that reads "My other truck is a Tebow!"
I know I knew it was one point, but I had to keep lying to myself. When never win pretty, but we will fight to the death. Yeah and LSU has bent over for most teams this year.
Fizz
| Fizzban |
Not for ole Rocky Top. The Tigers whupped the Vols by 4 in the Vol's house.
Actually, LSU just lost to Auburn and the MIGHTY FLORIDA GATORS.
I know...I know but
Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top, WHOOO!!
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee
I'll give it to ya'll. The Gators can play, but ya'll have to work hard agaisn't us and have the ref. take back a touchdown...
Fizz