Green Welcome--the NEW energy drink


Dungeon Magazine General Discussion

Liberty's Edge

Let's come up with some ad. jingles.
(workin' thru the adventure btw--wish I had an hour to dawdle away with frippery--I'm likin' it though).


Green Welcome - It doesn't taste great, but it grows on you!

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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?


In a blind taste test, more people prefer the taste of Green Welcome over Laio or Space Mead!

or

Join the Sehan Generation!


Sehan is life

and of course

I'd love to to buy the world some Green Welcome...and plant some harmony

Liberty's Edge

GGG sez, "they're grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!'

Liberty's Edge

Obey your thirst. Now.


"It's got what plants crave!" (2 points to anyone who gets the reference)


"It's got electrolites!" (I'll take my 2 points now) ;)

"Green Welcome: It's the right thing to do and tasty way to do it"

Or...

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sehan that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

-GGG

Liberty's Edge

"Ho ho ho," green mutant.


Minor spoiler for chapter two, Spawn of Sehan.
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"You're soaking in it."

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minor spoiler
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does the Koolaid man dump people in him too?

Liberty's Edge

Good stuff, btw. Finished the adventure; working through the Exag background.
Exag has potential. Reminds me of the weird town in a Mongoose Games module from a couple years back called "Maze of Screaming Silence." Anybody with a warped sense of humor check it out; the n.p.c.'s are the most hilarous bizarre people I've ever seen in a module EVAR. It's like Richard Pett's stuff only hepped up on hardcore goofballs.


Heathansson wrote:
the n.p.c.'s are the most hilarous bizarre people I've ever seen in a module EVAR.

I'm hoping to debate that title within a year's time.

GGG


Heathansson wrote:
...the Koolaid man....

I love it.

Steve (Stephen Greer not to be confused with Stephan Greer, was the nut who came up with that crazy beasty), the AA has officially been re-dubbed the Kool-Aid Man. OH YEAH! It puts characters on ice.

If that was an actual question Heathansson, I would have to say sort of. Green Welcome is to that stuff what Preperation H is to Preperation A through G (or maybe I through Z), or maybe Coke Classic to New Coke.

OH YEAH! ;)
GGG

Liberty's Edge

Great Green God wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
the n.p.c.'s are the most hilarous bizarre people I've ever seen in a module EVAR.

I'm hoping to debate that title within a year's time.

GGG

Wind at yerr back, me good man/god/whatnot. It'll be to my benefit if you do. ;)

It's just each n.p.c. description left me rolling on the floor. You've got a hobgoblin who wants to be a "man of fame and violence," and prefaces most of his sentences with..."to be a man of fame and violence, you should..."

Liberty's Edge

Maybe it was an actual question, and maybe it wasn't. Not being snarky, I just confuse myself.

Kudo's on the Theo the Apo.App. to Mr. Greer then; it's cool.

"Gat...In...Mah...BELLY!!!"

Contributor

Great Green God wrote:

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sehan that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

-GGG

That, Matt, is the best one ever!!! I love it.

Contributor

Heathansson wrote:

Maybe it was an actual question, and maybe it wasn't. Not being snarky, I just confuse myself.

Kudo's on the Theo the Apo.App. to Mr. Greer then; it's cool.

"Gat...In...Mah...BELLY!!!"

It's all good, Heathy ;)

Liberty's Edge

Green Welcome is people
"Soylent Green"


Great Green God wrote:
"It's got electrolites!" (I'll take my 2 points now) ;)

Nice one! We have a winner!

King o' Cthulhu wrote:

Green Welcome is people

"Soylent Green"

Cool flick, that one!

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