| The Jade |
yoda8myhead wrote:Hope you're all doing ok without me. I'll be sure to thank Sebastian in person at PaizoCon for keeping you all entertained at my expense until Easter.I'll even give you a fastpass to the front of the "Punch Sebastian in the Junk" line.
I punched him there once. The way his initial cringe of discomfort gave way to a pleasured grin has haunted my dreams ever since. He's a monster, that one.
| The Jade |
Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?
Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.
I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."
When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."
I'm so very afraid.
Celestial Healer
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David Wickham wrote:Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.
I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."
When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."
I'm so very afraid.
laughing so hard my eyes are watering...
David Wickham
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David Wickham wrote:Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.
I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."
When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."
I'm so very afraid.
You are also just a bit disturbing.
Aberzombie
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The Jade wrote:laughing so hard my eyes are watering...David Wickham wrote:Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.
I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."
When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."
I'm so very afraid.
No kidding. My wife would freak to see the tears that are almost coming out of my eyes.
| Tensor |
| Sharoth |
The Jade wrote:laughing so hard my eyes are watering...David Wickham wrote:Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.
I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."
When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."
I'm so very afraid.
+1!!!
| Tensor |
Week 71
At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:
"In the Mouth of Madness (1994)" .
Lived Any Good Books Lately?
An insurance investigator begins discovering that the impact a horror writer's books have on his fans is more than inspirational.
Monday @ 9pm EST
| Lilith |
Why would having the phishing filter off make a chatroom run better? Sounds dubious to me Lil. Anyhoo I've never had any luck with the paizo chatroom IR or firefox. My browser always freezes. What is the second chatroom? :/
The phishing filter in IE downloads images and whatnot twice, doubling the time it takes to load a page. I believe you can add dmtools.org as a trusted site, and keep your phishing filter on.
| Tensor |
Week 72
At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:
Who ELSE can turn lasers into light shows, aircraft into armchairs, and high-tech into hijinks?
Two brilliant teenagers head a team of young geniuses developing a laser for what they believe is a class project. When they find out that their professor intends to turn their work over to the government >for use as a weapon< , they decide to ruin his plans.
Monday @ 9pm EST
| Tensor |
Week 73
At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:
Be there... or beheaded!
Erik the Viking gathers warriors from his village and sets out on a dangerous journey to Valhalla, to ask the gods to end the Age of Ragnorok and allow his people to see sunlight again. A Pythonesque satire of Viking life.
Monday @ 9pm EST
| Tensor |