#145 Cover....

[Heathansson]

It's great...to be...a Florida Gator....

[Luke]

Is that cover appropriate to the current state of college sports or what? I know that's the legendary monster that James was referring to, but what is it?

Heathansson, I thought you were from Texas.

[Heathansson]

I was raised in Gainesville, Florida.
So, much like Davy Crockett, I'm not originally from Texas.

[James Jacobs]

Luke wrote:

Is that cover appropriate to the current state of college sports or what? I know that's the legendary monster that James was referring to, but what is it?

It's a deinosuchus. AKA: prehistoric dinosasur-eating crocodile.

[Heathansson]

James Jacobs wrote:

Luke wrote:

Is that cover appropriate to the current state of college sports or what? I know that's the legendary monster that James was referring to, but what is it?

It's a deinosuchus. AKA: prehistoric dinosasur-eating crocodile.

And Bulldogs. ;)

[Luke]

Heathansson wrote:

I was raised in Gainesville, Florida.

Me too. I guess we ARE the boys...

Great cover. My players are going to pass stones when they see it.

[Heathansson]

Man, I miss Leonardo's Pizza. And Burrito Brothers.
And Sonny's. They got NOTHING HALF AS GOOD IN THIS WHOLE STATE OF TEXAS as Sonny's.

[DitheringFool]

Giant Fiendish Oysters?!? Hello, the gator is the least of your worries...

[Luke]

Heathansson wrote:

Man, I miss Leonardo's Pizza. And Burrito Brothers.

And Sonny's. They got NOTHING HALF AS GOOD IN THIS WHOLE STATE OF TEXAS as Sonny's.

I still go back for games and to see my folks (and my wife's). Burrito Bros. is torn down and they're putting up a new place. They recently built a branch in Tampa which I've been to a couple of times. Still the same yummy goodness that nourished me through hangovers during college.

Leonardo's is still there and the garlic knots are as stinky as ever. Talk about a breath weapon!

[Heathansson]

Man. I haven't been back in 3 years. I ate at Leonardo's every day for 2 weeks.

[Luke]

Heathansson wrote:

Man. I haven't been back in 3 years. I ate at Leonardo's every day for 2 weeks.

And now we know how you contracted lycanthropy.

We picked up a bushel of fiendish dire oysters coming back from Cedar Key one weekend. No need to add hot sauce.

Seriously. That's better than the pickled mephits in SWW. This AP offers one culinary delight after another.

[I’ve Got Reach]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

[Heathansson]

I’ve Got Reach wrote:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Ten seconds earlier, he said, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

[Vattnisse]

As good as last issue was, this one looks even better. All hail the Dungeon masters!

[Heathansson]

I've seen this in Tarzan about a thousand times. All you gotta do is prop his jaws open with an oar. THEN, you roll him over on his back. He's utterly hypnotized.

[Phil. L]

Deinosuchus...

Just the name makes me salivate. As for what the picture does to me, I think that any comment I make would be inappropriate for a PG website! ;-)

[James Jacobs]

Heathansson wrote:

I've seen this in Tarzan about a thousand times. All you gotta do is prop his jaws open with an oar. THEN, you roll him over on his back. He's utterly hypnotized.

Problem is, I'm not sure they make oars that big.

[Fletch]

James Jacobs wrote:

Problem is, I'm not sure they make oars that big.

It doesn't matter. ANY oar will do. You could toss in a sorority initiation paddle and it'd work.

Crocs are weird that way.

[Heathansson]

I looked at Wikipedia; they were a species of alligator, from Texas. Go Gators!!!
I've decided to rename it Tebowsuchus, after Tim Tebow.

[Mr.Samedi]

I’ve Got Reach wrote:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"That's not a log, it's a deinosuchus!"

[ericthecleric]

How do we get to see the cover- what's the link, please?

[Gary Teter]

You can see the cover here.

And damn. That's one big gator.

[ericthecleric]

Thanks Gary. Wow- that's a BIG critter!

[Thanis Kartaleon]

I don't see a single thing on the cover of this issue that doesn't interest me. Great job, Paizo!

[Heathansson]

The bummer is, those guys caught a 55 lb. big mouth bass not 10 minutes before their boat got gator chomped. Nobody will believe them.
I wonder what the save DC was not to crap their pants.

[Kirth Gersen]

You got #145 already?! Mine only shipped yesterday...

[Mr.Samedi]

I’ve Got Reach wrote:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"that's not a log, it's a gator!"