Just got a holiday card from Paizo!


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Just got a Seasons Greeting card from Paizo, and I wanted to extend a thank you for being the best team dedicated to furthering D&D (and other rpgs). Love you guys!
*edit* Just received word back from the handwriting analyst and I got a report saying that 6 of the samples are from Homicidal maniacs, another 9 are from "functional alcholics", 4 suffer from ADHD, and 1 is anorexic with a touch of clinical depression.
If I can just figure out which are the maniacs I can smooze them to avert randomly getting hacked.

FH (Thats what you get from a "handwriting expert" who operates outta the back of a van.)


Fake Healer wrote:

Just got a Seasons Greeting card from Paizo, and I wanted to extend a thank you for being the best team dedicated to furthering D&D (and other rpgs). Love you guys!

*edit* Just received word back from the handwriting analyst and I got a report saying that 6 of the samples are from Homicidal maniacs, another 9 are from "functional alcholics", 4 suffer from ADHD, and 1 is anorexic with a touch of clinical depression.
If I can just figure out which are the maniacs I can smooze them to avert randomly getting hacked.

FH (Thats what you get from a "handwriting expert" who operates outta the back of a van.)

Oh my god! I think your handwriting expert is the same guy that sells the pills that make me normal! Small world.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

I had a look at those signatures. When the heck did we hire John Belushi, Jerry Lewis and Sailor Moon?

Liberty's Edge

I don't get it. What's this aboot?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

HEY! I didn't get a holiday card! All I got was our standard and paltry seven hundred thousand dollar year-end bonus.

Pffft... Whadda rip.

Man... I am so hungry and sad right now.

Liberty's Edge

I got a holiday card too, It must be because you guys feel bad for useing mindflayers to steal my ideas ... right ... Thanks Paizo May the farce be with you ...always. Ogie Ben Doggie Last of the Red Eye Knights.........


A.T. Hun?!? Jack The Ripper?!? Ceasar?!? When did these guys start working over there? ~gives a stern look~ Are you all trying to take over the world again?!? ~grins~ Thanks for the card! I like it!!!

Dark Archive RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32

I, too, received one of these cards. It was very amusing and much appreciated. My wife was actually the one who fetched the mail that day and she was laughing when she walked in to hand it to me.

I think its very nice that your company bothers to do little things like this. Thanks!

Liberty's Edge

I'm sad...I didn't get a holiday card...I got a rock...

Contributor

I didn't even get a rock... Paizo doesn't love me.

*sobs*

Liberty's Edge

Hey! I got my card today; it's TOTALLY cool! Thanks!


No card yet, I feel unloved. ( Any Pazio guys mind enlightening us to who is in line for a card? or are we justment to start stalking our postmen?)

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Only Mr. Joshua Frost knows the true secrets of the list, but the one thing I do know is that we only sent them to US addresses.


Vic Wertz wrote:

Only Mr. Joshua Frost knows the true secrets of the list, but the one thing I do know is that we only sent them to US addresses.

I've noticed that some of the authors published in the last year have received cards but others have not. They all compare notes, ya know. It's quite the going mystery.

No card for me but I got a special signed edition of the Art of Dragon book that looks like a ferret exacted an Albanian blood oath upon one of the corners... so I feel special enough.

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