Ok, I'm bored so I wrote a little song that will hopefully amuse some people.
Savage Tide Rising
(to the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising")
I see the savage tide risin’
I see bullywugs on the way
I see fiends and humans fightin’
I see bad times today
Vanthus released the blight
And now we’ve gotta fight
The savage tide is on the rise
I hear savage monkeys howling
I know the Isle is coming soon
I fear the demon princes’ power growin’
I fear his dual actions’ll be my ruin
Vanthus released the blight
And now we’ve gotta fight
The savage tide is on the rise
Hope you’ve munchkinized your PC’s
Hope you’re prepared for the Isle
Looks like we’ll be fightin’ nasty beasties
Demorgorgon is really quite vile
Vanthus released the blight
And now he’s got to die
Yeah, the savage tide is on the rise
Ha-- before I opened this I was sure it would be sung to the tune of Gilliagans Isle-- with gems like
"if not for the palidans cold iron sword
the party would be lost, the party would be lost"
bravo on the creedence!!
Ok, I'm bored so I wrote a little song that will hopefully amuse some people.
Savage Tide Rising
(to the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Bad Moon Rising")I see the savage tide risin’
I see bullywugs on the way
I see fiends and humans fightin’
I see bad times todayVanthus released the blight
And now we’ve gotta fight
The savage tide is on the riseI hear savage monkeys howling
I know the Isle is coming soon
I fear the demon princes’ power growin’
I fear his dual actions’ll be my ruinVanthus released the blight
And now we’ve gotta fight
The savage tide is on the riseHope you’ve munchkinized your PC’s
Hope you’re prepared for the Isle
Looks like we’ll be fightin’ nasty beasties
Demorgorgon is really quite vileVanthus released the blight
And now he’s got to die
Yeah, the savage tide is on the rise
Thanx cthulhu! A much needed laugh for my family and I having the flu thru X-Mas till now.
Thanks, guys. It was fun to write. Back when I was heavily obsessed with Diablo 2, I wrote a parody of "Master of Puppets" by Metallica called "Master of Breakpoints." Looking back on that, I realize what a complete nerd I am. And how addictive that game was.
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Here is a litle work in progress...
Just sit right back and you ll here a tale , a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port (of sasserine), aboard this tiny ship.The adventurers were mighty sailin men the Dm brave and sure. 5 adventurers set sail that day for a 3 hour module.The Dm started getting rough the dice were tossed. if it was nt for the luck of the Pc s the Sea Wyvern would be lost.The ship wrecked on the shore of this uncharted tropical isle ( of Dread).With Laivina And the Captain too, A millioniare and his horse,a runnaway,churtle and all here on the Isle of Dread.... v Sorry not all of it rhymes and my spelling is slipping as I age .