I am Thankful for the guys and gals at Paizo


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And all the Wonderful people who post on these boards

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!


Happy Thanksgiving!


Happy Thanksgiving to our American posters and a happy Thursday in November to our friends in other areas of the world!

Liberty's Edge

Yum....turkey...so full....(brak!)


Happy belated Thanksgiving from your neighbours to the north. Canadian Thanksgiving is in mid October.

Paizo Employee Director of Games

So... full... of... Turkey.

From the staff of Paizo, Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Jason Bulmahn
Managing Editor of Turkey.. I mean, Dragon


I'm sure there are some great vegetarian and vegan Thanksgiving recipes, but Tofurkey is pretty gross. Tofu, no matter how it is basted and prepared, is still tofu. Same gross texture, same absence of flavor. I'll stick to vegetable dishes.


James Keegan wrote:
I'm sure there are some great vegetarian and vegan Thanksgiving recipes, but Tofurkey is pretty gross. Tofu, no matter how it is basted and prepared, is still tofu. Same gross texture, same absence of flavor. I'll stick to vegetable dishes.

If God didn't want us to eat other animals, he wouldn't of made them out of meat! Lol...

Ultradan

Scarab Sages

Ultradan wrote:


If God didn't want us to eat other animals, he wouldn't of made them out of meat! Lol...

Ultradan

Amen brother!


Ultradan wrote:
James Keegan wrote:
I'm sure there are some great vegetarian and vegan Thanksgiving recipes, but Tofurkey is pretty gross. Tofu, no matter how it is basted and prepared, is still tofu. Same gross texture, same absence of flavor. I'll stick to vegetable dishes.

If God didn't want us to eat other animals, he wouldn't of made them out of meat! Lol...

Ultradan

So, by that reasoning, since humans are eaten by various kinds of wild animals, we are also made out of meat. So if God didn't want us to be cannibals, we wouldn't be so delicious! If only the Supreme Court would finally break down and listen to my logic, I could finally take off this face mask that prevents me from biting. Bunch of old lawyers in black gowns telling me what I can and can't eat...I thought this was AMERICA, for God's sake!


I heard once that human flesh actually tasted a bit like SPAM. So I guess if you can eat spam, you could eat just about anything.

Ultradan

Contributor

I like spam, I'll be eating spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam and spam. In fact I might give the beans a miss.

Silver Crusade

James Keegan wrote:
So, by that reasoning, since humans are eaten by various kinds of wild animals, we are also made out of meat. So if God didn't want us to be cannibals, we wouldn't be so delicious! If only the Supreme Court would finally break down and listen to my logic, I could finally take off this face mask that prevents me from biting. Bunch of old lawyers in black gowns telling me what I can and can't eat...I thought this was AMERICA, for God's sake!

We'll start a petition!

P.S. FREE HAT!!!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Ultradan wrote:

I heard once that human flesh actually tasted a bit like SPAM. So I guess if you can eat spam, you could eat just about anything.

Ultradan

More like pork in general. Mmmmm....long pig.

Liberty's Edge

Richard Pett wrote:
I like spam, I'll be eating spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam and spam. In fact I might give the beans a miss.

I have decided that this thread is too silly. First you make fun of our slogan "it's a dog's life..."ahem"...it's a man's life in today's modern Army." Now this: spam. Spam? Spam spam spam? Spamspamspam? Spam is not a joking matter. It's silly. Spam is silly. Silly, that: spam.

I'm going to be watching you Paizoites, and know this: I will bring down the hammer of sense and sensibility on this thread if I feel it is warranted.

The Exchange

Wish Ida had some human for Thanksgiving instead of that god awful turkey.....my mother-in-law served turkey that I ate about 1/3 of my portion and then bit into a cold, slimy piece of turkey that was uncooked. Damn, near tossed onto the table! Couldn't stomach the rest of the meal after that, went onto WebMD to see what the symptoms of Salmonnellae are, told wife and children that I loved them in prep for the long journey to Valhalla. WORST THANKSGIVING EVER!!!!!!

I think Heathy DID make the turkey into a Mohrg turkey, I'll get you yet, you mangy cur!

FH (my mother-in-law wonders why I can't stand her.....hag!)

Liberty's Edge

Dude. All seriousness, what what, I've been through the 'fun' of salmonella poisining, which is what I assume it was because chicken was involved. Unless you are in your bathroom right now, typing on a laptop, wishing you were dead so the pain would end and you could get the heck out of the bathroom, I think you're in the clear.
And I made a solemn vow to myself there, ensconced on my hellthrone, that I would never eat another chicken that some
stranger had cooked. I'd have to at least know their name, so as to hunt them down.

The Exchange

Yeah I am fine now but I think the phsycological(sp?) damage was what made me feel really crappy all last night. I was just totally grossed out. I can't even look at the left-overs today.
I am cooking next year and if anyone knows of a good contact poison......

FH

Liberty's Edge

Boiled okra is the only thing that comes to mind.
(blorf!!!)
I hate okra.
It's like H. P. Lovecraft invented a vegetable.

Silver Crusade

So, since we're on the subject of cannibalism (more or less) (great Thanksgiving topic), I have a question for Heathansson.

If you eat a werewolf in human form, it's obviously cannibalism. But is it socially acceptable to eat lycanthropes in animal or hybrid form? Animal form seems like a yes, but hybrids seem iffy.

Mmm... Werewolf...


Celestial Healer wrote:

So, since we're on the subject of cannibalism (more or less) (great Thanksgiving topic), I have a question for Heathansson.

If you eat a werewolf in human form, it's obviously cannibalism. But is it socially acceptable to eat lycanthropes in animal or hybrid form? Animal form seems like a yes, but hybrids seem iffy.

Mmm... Werewolf...

Egon - "Acording to Toban's Spirit Guide, you can't eat a werewolf in wolf or hybrid form for they return to their original human form when they die."

Ultradan

Liberty's Edge

Plus it's like Sam L. Jackson said in Pup Fiction:
"I just don't dig on no Werewoof."
"But bacon is gidd. Pork chops are gidd."
"Hey, man. I just don't be eatin' nothing that ain't got the sense to leave off it's own droppings.
But werewoofs DO have a lot of character. A lot of character can go a long way."
Or something like that; I'm sure I didn't quote him 100%.

Sam L. "Gimme back my lightsaber."
Grievous "I uh...got a...lotta lightsabers here. Which one is it?"
Sam L. "It's the one that says Bad Mace Windu on it."


Elf ears... Now there's a sidedish!

Ultradan

Liberty's Edge

Ultradan wrote:

Elf ears... Now there's a sidedish!

Ultradan

I think Martha Steworc had a recipe for them.

Silver Crusade

Is black pudding anything like chocolate pudding?

Liberty's Edge

Celestial Healer wrote:
Is black pudding anything like chocolate pudding?

Naah....more like the sticky, oily, dirt-caked gunk off of an engine gasket that's seen better days.

Really "sticks to your ribs" though.

Liberty's Edge

If we could just cross a turkey to a behir, everybody could have a leg.

Silver Crusade

Heathansson wrote:
If we could just cross a turkey to a behir, everybody could have a leg.

I like breast meat. Is there a creature with lots of breasts that we could use?


Celestial Healer wrote:
I like breast meat. Is there a creature with lots of breasts that we could use?

Succubus?

Ultradan

The Exchange

Ultradan wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I like breast meat. Is there a creature with lots of breasts that we could use?

Succubus?

Ultradan

A Roc?

Liberty's Edge

I'm utterly at a loss. My memmary has failed me.
But, I'll keep youse guys abreast of the situation.


You guys are horrible! I love you guys!

I had Thanksgiving with my gaming buddies (who are also my bestest buds). We split dishes, so that everybody brought something. Here's the menu:

Turkey! (Mmm...)
Smashed Taters & Gravy
Corn on the Cob
Green Beans
Maple Sausage & Apple Stuffing
Cranberry Sauce (Duh!)
Homemade Bread Rolls

Dessert was a plethora of pies, with homemade pumpkin, a caramel-apple pie, and my hubby's Sicilian Cheesecake.

I'm thankful for my friends, who've got my back no matter what. I'm thankful for this wonderful website were we can all get together and chat about our favorite hobby!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Awwwwww. I'm tearin' up. I am thankful that I had the chance to do abso-freakin-lootly-nuttin' all day on Thursday and pull a half-day on Friday after working everyday for the past nine weeks. I'm also thankful that I get to start playing again real soon.

And yeah, y'all rock!

The Exchange

Lilith wrote:

You guys are horrible! I love you guys!

I had Thanksgiving with my gaming buddies (who are also my bestest buds). We split dishes, so that everybody brought something. Here's the menu:

Turkey! (Mmm...)
Smashed Taters & Gravy
Corn on the Cob
Green Beans
Maple Sausage & Apple Stuffing
Cranberry Sauce (Duh!)
Homemade Bread Rolls

Dessert was a plethora of pies, with homemade pumpkin, a caramel-apple pie, and my hubby's Sicilian Cheesecake.

I'm thankful for my friends, who've got my back no matter what. I'm thankful for this wonderful website were we can all get together and chat about our favorite hobby!

I don't see any Pumpkin Bread on the list:(

BTW a good icing for the pumpkin bread recipe is to mix one stick of cream cheese (softened) with 2 cups of cool whip. mix it til creamy and smooth, spread on top of the PB and sprinkle with cinnamon (makes it purty).
Have you tried the bread yet?
FH


Fake Healer wrote:
Have you tried the bread yet?

Not yet - I want to see if my friend still has pumpkin guts leftover for it. :)

Silver Crusade

Doesnt anyone just sit in front of the tele and eat squeeze cheese on crackers anymore? I really would like to see a recipe for Succubus breast, sounds finger licking great.

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