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Wow! Suddenly I feel stronger, faster, smarter. I can see people's thoughts. I now have the power to crush people with my mind (if only I could get it out)and absorb their memories *background music by MetallicaIt feeds, it grows, it clouds..... I am now the Divine Fake God!!!!! Follow me, my flock, or fall by the wayside to gnash your teeth in vile anger and rend thine own flesh from the pathetic bones of thy disbelieving mortal coil. Follow the God that Failed! HEY! Someone cut the music........where was I?.....Oh yeah! Follow The False One, The Render of Souls, He Who was Named in a Bad Fashion, Thine Holy Lord of the T-shirt and Jeans Apostles. The Way lies with The Fake, the True shall be cast down into the slushy-mud/snow of Uncomfort only to rise again, reborn in mine image, only not nearly as good-looking or as Blessed in the Naughty Areas.
So follow The False One! Would I lead you wrong;)?
FH (Holder of the Sacred Diapers of Thatsumpoopoo)
Oh Great Fakus! Oh Great Divine God! I implore you to hear thy worshiper's call and smite my foes! Oh, and to send Lilith some Shiners Beer as well, please!
Now where was I? Oh, yes.
Smite my foes with your weapons of terror! Cast down the Were-gerbil into the pits of the underworld!
Oh, btw Fakey and Heathansson. How have you two been doing in RL? Hopefully everything is going well for the both of you.
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Oh, btw Fakey and Heathansson. How have you two been doing in RL? Hopefully everything is going well for the both of you.
Pretty good, things have calmed down with the vehicle sitch and all. Got into a new gaming group, one that doesn't house-rule the game to death, and they run Shackled City one week and a homebrew (that is pretty cool) the other week. Trying to talk the spouse into letting me run my own group one day a week or every other week. I wish I could game 3-4 days a week (all 3 Dungeon APs, and maybe one other homebrew with the story line cobbled from Dungeon mag and various other resources).
Oh and Heathy is busy right now. Being a test subject for Paizo has a prerequisite of being "fixed",(its in the small print Heathy, just above the part where you stamped your paw print on the release forms.) so he is either being "altered" as we speak or trying to get around that big white cone on his neck to lick at his new stitches. It's alright, boy, you were so brave. That's a good boy *hands Heathy a Beggin' Strip*. Wolf-boy responds with a hearty tail thump and says "It's Bacon!"Silly lil' Mutt.
FH
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Oh, btw Fakey and Heathansson. How have you two been doing in RL? Hopefully everything is going well for the both of you.
No complaints here.
I hate Christmas time, but it'll be over soon enough.Yeah, fakey. Keep handing me biscuits, right near my snappy snappy mouth. I'm just waiting for you to let your guard down for an instant, to do you like my great great grandaddy did Tyr.
*pokes the servers*
*poke poke poke*
We got a pulse!
Another test!
And I forgot to study....
Looks like you crammed for the test during break! Better hope you get a good score! ;)
