Swiss Miss, who had killed their leader
an army of sturgins, all bent on
serving the stergin general to the best
student in Miss Bell's spelling bee. "Sturgeon
rhymes with surgeon, but that's not important
; you can rhyme it with anything, including
Percodan®, but only if you're really on
top of your word skills. Gars Gundersmoot
made a deal with Asmodeus in exchange
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the bugbears all died in a violent
frenzy of poor grammar and senseless bloodletting.
"Flee, the Grammarian hordes are approaching", shouted
old Brother Gilbert, the famed English Teacher.
Although in certain circles he was known
as Gilbert Grape, because he looked like
a certain actor among supermodels
(not to be confused with superheroes or
superhoes. A coked-up Nalfeshnee demon charged
headlong into a parade of mimes. Screams
of "Soylent Green!" erupted from its maw.
Panicked, the mimes stayed eerily silent as
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they were stuck inside their invisible cubes.
The mime slaughter made the crowd bawl
for more. "Die, stupid mimes", they yelled
Death mobs of killers emerged from the
nooks and crannies of the city underworld
the blood of grammarians caked their boots
And the blood of the innocent stained
the improvised weaponry carried by the slavering
bowie fans. A horde of horny groupies
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watched from the sidelines where they were
preforming lewd acts. Lust filled the air
needlessly.) "Follow me," yelled Gilbert, "I know
what you did last summer." Meanwhile, over
by the food court, hungry patrons were
feasting upon the flesh of pig demons
had charred on their infernal skin. "Three
is a crowd! I hate crowds!" screamed
Zekar the hermit. His breath alone could
stop the Tarrasque in its village crushing
the unbreakable dude with the sixth sense
of a witch born july 6 1966
with a cat named Charlie. In other
news, the Church of Vecna announced today
that this years most live looking lich
award went to Harry "Energy Drain" Blackthorn.
"No fair", cried Don Imus. "I'm more
livelier than that nappy headed ho! I
leave the church of Vecna"! said Imus
and he went to his ranch to
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