The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

attractive to be bothered by men who

[Magikcat]

durn expensive. That's why, on this world,

[Heathansson]

when we go to Montana, we always

[Vattnisse]

bring along lots of goods to barter

[Heathansson]

to the atheist otter people, because their

[Magikcat]

blue mushroom cookies are just the tops!

[Vattnisse]

However, there are other delightful things to

[AWED]

do something like eating poison berry pie,

[Heathansson]

and breaking clams on their bellies with

[Magikcat]

old, rusty, Hotwheels cars. They treasure these

[Heathansson]

as sling bullets, and for toys to

[AWED]

get the gesse off the damn yard

[Heathansson]

and such and so. The otter dudes

[drunken_nomad]

finally decided how to celebrate "Otterween Night"

[Heathansson]

by dressing as insurance salesmen and going

[drunken_nomad]

to the mall and hollering, "Who dat?"

[Heathansson]

Then everybody had to give them clams.

[drunken_nomad]

Or else, the chattering teeth began to

[Heathansson]

eat their jack-o-cantaloupes. This was so frightening

[Hierophantasm]

I had to wake my momma up.

[Aberzombie]

Momma didn't like being woken up though,

[drunken_nomad]

so, Otterween was only held every seventeen

[Aberzombie]

weeks (give or take a few days).

[Bling Bling]

However, otters aren't nearly that patient, so

[Aberzombie]

they soon grew agitated and began to

[Tobus Neth]

summon crotch leeches from the cesspools of

[drunken_nomad]

Apokolips's third largest moon. The Mother-Box technology

[Kruelaid]

, not to be mistaken for X-box technology

[Vattnisse]

, was originally designed for solar-powered karaoke machines

[Aberzombie]

but was quickly adopted by the Parademons

[Bling Bling]

to remove annoying belly button lint and

[Magikcat]

unsightly back hair. Unfortunately for the Parademons,

[Vattnisse]

their arcane power was derived from their

[drunken_nomad]

knowledge of all things Urkel, and since

[Vattnisse]

Urrkel's stature disappeared with his bellybutton lint

[Aberzombie]

the Parademons were kinda screwed. Nevertheless, they

[Bling Bling]

collected their lint in one massive pile

[Aberzombie]

and commenced to jumping from the barn.

[Magikcat]

As it turns out, a Parademon jumping

[Vy-Dann]

attracts odder otter "folk" and starts the

[Bling Bling]

most bodacious rave. Unfortunately, everyone forgot to

[Aberzombie]

put on their dancing shoes, and so

[drunken_nomad]

the prize orchids were toast. Not all

[Aberzombie]

flowers can withstand the awesome power of

[Vattnisse]

the Parademon Linedancing Stomp(tm); indeed, this has

[Heathansson]

been the doom of many a garden

[Vattnisse]

, as well as the toes of the

[Heathansson]

twelve-footed landshark tree brave, or foolish,

[DUR]

dragon, whos breath has the smell of

[Heathansson]

garlic and worse; garlic grown in fiendish