The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Vattnisse]

Needless to say, this implied doom for

[Magikcat]

all "Fat John Denver" and "Fat Elvis"

[Vattnisse]

contestants, who had gorged on Lefty's Super-sized

[Kruelaid]

fries. Trembling lipo-sucking greasophant trunks swung and

[drunken_nomad]

acid was sprayed over the crowd to

[Vattnisse]

break their bodies down into easily digestible

[drunken_nomad]

goo. The carnage, shown on NBC, gathered

[Kruelaid]

other media outlets who showed the same

[Heathansson]

Don Imus Lich, gibbering on the radio

[Vattnisse]

about the offensive live ones. "Embrace undeath!",

[drunken_nomad]

and follow me to wreak havok on

[Heathansson]

Howard Stern and his cronies; they don't

[Dirk Gently]

understand how to bake delicious undead pies

[AWED]

that has T-virus, from yours truly Umbrella

[Heathansson]

Valorious Jackson, of the Scuttlecove Jacksons. Heretofore,

[Bling Bling]

known simply as 'Bubba'. Alas, Oprah appeared,

[Heathansson]

and with one fell swoop of her

[Dirk Gently]

critics attacked her with lich pies and

[Heathansson]

Hungarian Ghoulash, undead Pixie Styx, Wight Bread,

[AWED]

and don't forget the Colassal Pixies too!!!!

[Vattnisse]

The resulting carnage was a truly awe-inspiring

[Heathansson]

fiasco, and it gave food for thought

[drunken_nomad]

for Jerry's "Final Thought". Steve dropkicked a

[Heathansson]

man who wanted to marry his pig

[Vattnisse]

, angrily admonishing him. "What about your children?"

[drunken_nomad]

The program ended in a series of

[Aberzombie]

quickened, maximized fireball and lightening bolt spells.

[Vattnisse]

This magical outburst drew high viewer ratings

[Heathansson]

from the teenage brackets because they love

[Vattnisse]

flashes of light and quick-moving, yet incomprehensible,

[Magikcat]

editing. Psychologists believe this to be a

[Bling Bling]

sign of premature de-evolution, or possibly just

[Heathansson]

inbreeding. Also, banjo playing, betting the cockfights,

[Vattnisse]

interest in NASCAR, research-worthy dental eccentricities and

[AWED]

eating popcorn and funyuin in the basement

[Heathansson]

all would point to one thing, and

[AWED]

that would be, we need more food!

[Heathansson]

He went to the refrigerator, hungry, longing

[Tegan]

for that best of all meals the

[Heathansson]

rust monsters would not agree; but it

[Tegan]

included whatever meat (non-green), veggies and cheeses

[Heathansson]

but not green eggs, as they were

[Aberzombie]

allowed to have on this new diet.

[Heathansson]

So he pulled out his frying pan,

[drunken_nomad]

and added shark, bubblegum, and Valvoline Oil

[Heathansson]

to a mixture of fetta, gjetost, and

[drunken_nomad]

a cheese made from dire skunk's milk

[Heathansson]

from an alternate earth's version of Montana,

[Bling Bling]

where the men are men and the

[Heathansson]

woman, while scarce, nonetheless are just too