The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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porn mags, I sold them on ebay.


But they were lost in shipping when


a "curious" deliveryman caught a glimpse of


Valerie Lane, the 1973 Playboy centerfold with

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long legs, lustrous hair, and nice.....assets.

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Good thing they bought insurance. Oh well.

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Unfortunately, the policy replaced said magazines with

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National Geographics. This did not sit well

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with the skin mag crowd, who promptly

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started to rebel. The Whiskey Rebellion had

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begun, and was soon followed by the

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the Schlitz Malt Liquor rebellion. Quarts of

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cheap beer were passed out to everyone

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and they were organized into companies, named

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Quart, Ounce and Gallon, according to the

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size of their bottles. Forty Company was


comprised of the largest rebels. You know,

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for a group of disorganized rowdy drunks,

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they were surprisingly effective. In fact, they

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drank more beer and read more porn


than the combined armies of the world.

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Later, when everyone was passed out, Demogorgon

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popped by to borrow a cup of


Cobalt-60, but was dismissed at the door

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blood, which he needed to finish baking


a fiendish, half-dragon, zombie cheesecake...with raspberries.

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As all reputable demonologists know, the raspberries


are a vital part of the ritual


discontinuity of seven word game message posting

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that, if continued in perpetuity, will summon


naked men with hairy backs and paunches

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to cheer over the hoped for ruins


of Wizards of the Coast and their

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nefarious and loathsome allies, such as the


Illuminati, the Saucer People, and Reverse Vampires.

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Then we will all make saucy breakfasts!

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The mi-go were pulling all the strings,

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while cleverly disguising their terrifying plots as

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vacuum cleaner salesman conventions. Sneaky fungal scum

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, cultivated in the mi-go brain jars, then

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some brains wagering quatloos on gladitorial fights


challenged grammarians to make a correct sentence.

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When all of this transpired, the smurfs

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unleashed their own master plan to seize

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control of the gaming market. Jokey Smurf

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was, as always, the ringleader, and at

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the time was planning a new game:

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Vorpal Whack-A-Mole (tm). The object of this

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game was to chop the moles up

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into molé sauce - messy, but also quite

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