The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

porn mags, I sold them on ebay.

[Magikcat]

But they were lost in shipping when

[Lady Aurora]

a "curious" deliveryman caught a glimpse of

[Kruelaid]

Valerie Lane, the 1973 Playboy centerfold with

[Aberzombie]

long legs, lustrous hair, and nice.....assets.

[Heathansson]

Good thing they bought insurance. Oh well.

[Vattnisse]

Unfortunately, the policy replaced said magazines with

[Heathansson]

National Geographics. This did not sit well

[Vattnisse]

with the skin mag crowd, who promptly

[Heathansson]

started to rebel. The Whiskey Rebellion had

[Aberzombie]

begun, and was soon followed by the

[Heathansson]

the Schlitz Malt Liquor rebellion. Quarts of

[Aberzombie]

cheap beer were passed out to everyone

[Heathansson]

and they were organized into companies, named

[Vattnisse]

Quart, Ounce and Gallon, according to the

[Heathansson]

size of their bottles. Forty Company was

[Magikcat]

comprised of the largest rebels. You know,

[Heathansson]

for a group of disorganized rowdy drunks,

[Aberzombie]

they were surprisingly effective. In fact, they

[Vattnisse]

drank more beer and read more porn

[Tegan]

than the combined armies of the world.

[Aberzombie]

Later, when everyone was passed out, Demogorgon

[Vattnisse]

popped by to borrow a cup of

[drunken_nomad]

Cobalt-60, but was dismissed at the door

[Aberzombie]

blood, which he needed to finish baking

[Magikcat]

a fiendish, half-dragon, zombie cheesecake...with raspberries.

[Vattnisse]

As all reputable demonologists know, the raspberries

[Magikcat]

are a vital part of the ritual

[Kruelaid]

discontinuity of seven word game message posting

[Vattnisse]

that, if continued in perpetuity, will summon

[Kruelaid]

naked men with hairy backs and paunches

[Aberzombie]

to cheer over the hoped for ruins

[andLich]

of Wizards of the Coast and their

[Vattnisse]

nefarious and loathsome allies, such as the

[Magikcat]

Illuminati, the Saucer People, and Reverse Vampires.

[Wandslinger]

Then we will all make saucy breakfasts!

[Heathansson]

The mi-go were pulling all the strings,

[Vattnisse]

while cleverly disguising their terrifying plots as

[Heathansson]

vacuum cleaner salesman conventions. Sneaky fungal scum

[Vattnisse]

, cultivated in the mi-go brain jars, then

[Heathansson]

some brains wagering quatloos on gladitorial fights

[Kruelaid]

challenged grammarians to make a correct sentence.

[Heathansson]

When all of this transpired, the smurfs

[Aberzombie]

unleashed their own master plan to seize

[Heathansson]

control of the gaming market. Jokey Smurf

[Vattnisse]

was, as always, the ringleader, and at

[Heathansson]

the time was planning a new game:

[Vattnisse]

Vorpal Whack-A-Mole (tm). The object of this

[Heathansson]

game was to chop the moles up

[Vattnisse]

into molé sauce - messy, but also quite