The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!


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its pink toenails the size of swords


but Prince Roger constantly had to scrape

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them on a rock to keep them

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sharp enough to lop off the limbs

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of a petrified oak tree. That way,


he could aerate the lawn as he


pranced about avoiding the falling limbs. Then

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he could bury the bones of his

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long-dead ancestors underneath the mounds of fallen


branches; no one would be the wiser!

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Not to mention that his lawn would


make the perfect spot for the next

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renaissance festival for bizarre Kaiju monsters from


the Pleiades. These mind-warping beasts were known

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to like to dress up like knights

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, speak in flowery prose and surround themselves

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with minstrels and jugglers known for their

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ribaldry as well as their snarky snarky


attitudes, which is nothing compared to their

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latitudes, like in the Jimmy Buffett song.


The parrothead appeared in a puff of

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eldritch green smoke (WARNING: Carcinogenic if inhaled!)

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and announced, "As the son of a


preacher man, only I can save you."


But nobody believed him so the people

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went on about their miserable lives. In


other, happier places, like Disney World, different


irrelevant persons were being summoned, such as


Goofy, donald Duck, Micky Mouse, and other


big headed cartoon carachters who then went


on a rampage, much to the horror


of the pasty-faced kids suckin down cottoncandy

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and hotdogs. Donald, a stream of curses


erupting from his fanged, pockmarked beak, was

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particularly miffed that someone had stolen his


pants! I'll just bet it was Heuey,


or maybe that hippopotamus in the tutu

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who wanted revenge on "the Don" for


buying the last bunch of slightly-irregular grapes.

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However, as the untrousered duck was held


temporarily in check by the wailing preschoolers,


Huey struck again! This time he stole

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the Hand of Vecna, which he planned

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to graft onto an unsuspecting bystander in


the "It's a Small World" ride, after


cutting off the heads of the annoying

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pair of chipmunks after their antics became


useless to his plan, for the


plan had to be without interference from

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viciously evil rodents and slimy lawyers alike.

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