The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Aberzombie]

wanted to have an educational movie night

[drunken_nomad]

and all the King novels were gone

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

, so they had to settle for the

[drunken_nomad]

Berenstain Bears books and burned the rest

[Celestial Healer]

as fuel for their new steam powered

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

siege engines, which looked a lot like

[Heathansson]

Thomas the tank engine and his friend

[Aberzombie]

the diesel engine whose name is unspoken

[Wandslinger]

but would probably sound great in a

[Aberzombie]

flowery, romance language such as spanish, or

[drunken_nomad]

binary-trollish. The behemoth seige engines were trundled

[Tegan]

up hill both ways while snow fell

[drunken_nomad]

in Egypt, to the surprise of all

[Heathansson]

the skiers there, who never actually expected

[Vattnisse]

real snow - they'd brought their sandboards, and

[Heathansson]

were riding down the moguls of Giza

[Vy-Dann]

but the snow proved too cold to

[Tegan]

the Arabian Knights from the land Nod.

[Vy-Dann]

"Sigh" no more bikini clad sand surfers

[Aberzombie]

will be frolicking among the ancient tombs

[drunken_nomad]

or doing pop-shove-its off the Sphinx's nose

[Celestial Healer]

while screaming, "I have lice! Get them

[Vattnisse]

with this mallet! Hit them! C'mon, now!

[drunken_nomad]

The snow slowed the siege of Alexandria

[Celestial Healer]

to the tempo of a Phil Collins

[Heathansson]

ballad from an 80's movie and the

[Vattnisse]

pain and anguish Phil Collins exudes grew

[Heathansson]

until it reached a crescendo and Poppa

[Vattnisse]

Zit Smurf's head promptly exploded in a

[drunken_nomad]

fine pink mist. Poppa's second-in-command, Barrel-Chested Smurf,

[Tegan]

bashed the Phil Collins playin fools upside

[Celestial Healer]

their faces with a warhammer until they

[drunken_nomad]

could only say "Su-su-sudio!" The seige continued

[Vy-Dann]

long into the night, when only the

[Celestial Healer]

carousing politicians were still awake and the

[Vattnisse]

bars were running low on booze. "Gentlemen,

[Tegan]

the only alcohol we can offer is

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

wood alcohol, the finest in drinks that

[Vattnisse]

makes your optical nerves shrivel and rot;

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

and non-alcoholic alcohol, made from the

[Vattnisse]

essences of the least intoxicating substances known

[Tegan]

to those pesky underground dwelling knee biters,

[Vy-Dann]

also known as heathenson's best friends from

[Aberzombie]

around whatever backwoods shack he calls home."

[Heathansson]

"I've got friends with no faces," sang

[Aberzombie]

the lonely wolfman, "Where the zombies hang

[Heathansson]

and the clerics chases them goons away,

[Celestial Healer]

No faces!" And then he passed out

[Vattnisse]

, totally drunk on rum-raisin ice cream. In