The Five Word Game!


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Liberty's Edge

they pay me the big


bucks and worship me like

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I was the second coming

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because that's what I am


Though, come to think of

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maybe I’m too crazy, nevermind

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I'm gonna go excavate level


14 of the newly discovered


Bathhouse of the Chaste Succubi.

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Malcanthet built the place to

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increase tourism to Faerun; however,


the bathhouse was woeful understaffed

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with dretch towelboys, a nasty

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Thrall of Juiblex pool cleaner,

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a Nalfeshnee masseuse named Squinty,

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and a Balor as lifegaurd.

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Thus, the Bathhouse only attracted

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the worst, most depraved kind


of undead, the colossal sewerwight

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tourists from west of the


Dales. Unable to keep up

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with the booming business, the

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employees of the abyssal spa

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decided they wanted a piece


of apple pie, so they

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put up a "self-service only"

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dungeon level, where visiting adventurers


could fight themselves for treasure

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. "Ha! By stabbing myself, I


learned a new spell!" exclaimed

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Billy "headwound" McSpizzle, the necromancer


haberdasher. "Delayed Blast Terrain will

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come in handy at the


next Governor's Ball." 'Headwound' chuckled

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, "And Ruby Ray of Roasting


Rhinos declaired she just needed

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a very special component to


complete her ritual of summoning

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the fiercest, most powerful flumph


ever!" Lightning crashed as Headwound

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cast Storm of Smurfs on


his unsuspecting party members, who


were buried in blue chunks.


After extricating themselves from the

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plethora of white clad corpses


and now-purplish sludge underfoot, the


adventurers looked around for their

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adjectives and verbs. They smurfed


the smurf outta that smurfin'

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Gargameld punk, with his smurfed

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