The Five Word Game!


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Grand Lodge

, chanted the inbred monks of


the flying hubba bubba monastary

Scarab Sages

located in Spokane, Illinois. "Why


would the fatbeards invade Missouri

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without a well-balanced breakfast first?

Scarab Sages

Some pancakes, bacon, and eggs


Don't forget the whole milk!


called their over-reaching mother, "And


put on jackets and gloves!"

Scarab Sages

Little did the monks know


that loaginess, a favored enemy

Scarab Sages

of those who enjoy meditation,

Grand Lodge

had an unpredictable incubation time


and did 8d6 secondary Dex

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damage 2d% years after ingestion.


But after opening a can


of out dated Spam, they


remembered Orcus on his throne.

Scarab Sages

The Prince of Undead finally


stroked one horn and opened


the can of outdated spam

Scarab Sages

saying, "Well, it won't hurt


if I repent afterwards, right?"

Scarab Sages

"Famous last words." uttered Obox-ob


which did nothing to stop


Orcus' demonic undead half-farspawn flatulence.

Grand Lodge

"Fool", brayed Obox-Ob, "such trifling


flatulence is nothing compared to


the might of my throbbing


wisdom tooth, this thing hurts!

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The Elder Wickeds' impacted fang

Grand Lodge

had secretly been infused with

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celestial cavity creeps, who attacked


in conjuction with Underpants Gnomes

Grand Lodge

to create a two-front war


against that guy from the


record store that thought he


Kords holy gift to gaming


and the Gnome god known

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as Stunty the Annoying. This


strange and twisted individual, can


can and will make you


do things that don't tickle


anyone, but brings him joy.


"I am the evil twisted


STUNTY and you will bow

Scarab Sages

down before my awesome diminutiveness

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at my eye level, you


bloody stiltwalking wangtard git-faced taintstick!

Liberty's Edge

I command it, and so

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