Robert Heinlein and sold by
billion Deutchmark profit. Carrot Top
produced a plumed, seven-headed, prosthetic
...um..., something. "What the hell
is that you freak?" asked
senor Wentzas with his handmouth
soup yet? I'm hungry," exclaimed
Orcus, who'd been nearly forgotten
amidst the hubbub of Carrot
Wentzas, and Heinlein. Projectile vomiting
it's something Orcus demands in
homage to his mother's cooking.
Thus, all the dinner guests lined
the dark street where Orcus
regularly busked and as one
or another started retching, the
spewing fountained like water in
gutters during a Texas flood;
with a slightly greenish tint.
Orcus served up piping-hot tureens
sauce with tasty kidney pies
(made with real human kidneys)
and Joe Pesci said, "figgedabowdit
all dis flippin stuff, ya
of this without tabasco sauce?
Orcus, you big flippin' flip!
the family jewels, you ugly
I'll put yer flippin' head
living room; I'm flippin' crazy!"
"You bore me, midget", replied
that filth-covered Lord of Madness:
The Mad Monk Grigori Rasputin
great great uncle of Colossus;
(the one they don't claim)
because he's the paintingest mutant
stutter and repeat himself again
Joe Pesci drew his handcannon
then stepped back to admire
teeth of Colossus, which shone
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