
TPK Jay |

Picture the scene...
Your group has gathered for their first session of some high seas pirate-style adventure. They've all prepared by watching Pirates of the Caribbean ten times. They all think they're the only ones clever enough to create a carbon copy of Jack Sparrow as their character, except of course your group's answer to Weird Pete (c'mon, you know your group has one too) who's planning on playng that dork with the fake eye... as a wizard no less.
You pull out a CD and suggest some mood music. They all smile and wink at each other knowingly, assuming you've brought the PotC soundtrack, except of course Weird Pete who asks if it's Isaac Hayes. You hit play, and they all stare at you in shock for a few minutes, except of couse Weird Pete who is singing to himself ("Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks..."). Someone asks, "is that Bono?"
http://www.epitaph.com/artists/album/493

Tatterdemalion |

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from Sasserine,
aboard this tiny ship.
the capt'n was a mighty paladin
whose virtue none denied,
four adventurers set sail that day,
to stop the Savage Tide... to stop the Savage Tide....
Sorry -- couldn't help myself :P