No wonder I was itchy:)
I woke up naked in a field this morning, my face covered with chicken feathers and gore. What does it all mean?
GRRREAT PARTY!!!
hmmm...
Where you from,
again?
...one... *click*
...two... *click*
...three... *click*
...four... *click*
...five... *click*
...six...
;-)
M
*K-CHIK!*
Only a six shooter, Marc? Okay, if you're going to use 19th century technology to hunt lycanthropes, here's a suggestion
In this case, swords beat guns (and trust The Koga that's rare) because it's more convient to have a silver-blade that you can stab the lycanthrope with rather then silver bullets which could possibly miss or not hit the lycanthrope where you want it too..
Also silver powder works to, just carry it in a little pouch and blow it in thier face, got the idea from Blade where they breathed it in and it destroyed them from the inside out.
The Koga is secretly a lycanthrope, if he wears silver, he gets a MAJOR rash and his skin starts to get all puffy and scabby, he thinks he inherits this from his dad, (who has the worst family, seriously, wolves would probably be better..) who for some reason won't wear silver under any circumstance.
I prefer mass area of effect items...like a MAXIMIZED FLAMESTRIKE!
"Smells like...burnt dog hair..."
Heh, you wouldn't be able to use that tactic in a Koga game. He invented were-elementals!
Mostly getting the idea from comic books, guys like The Human Torch and Collusus would made excellent were-elementals..
hehe, I bestow upon Heatherson the rite of Lunas Armor; go my son, you are now immune to silver. Sharpen you claws, gnash your teeth for there are many moons yet to hunt. Crush these pathetic mortals.
Valegrim the Efreeti of the Burning Desert does laugh a deep roar....then comes to his senses; drat, what have I done; sigh, well, will try to be a better good guy next time; I just like werewolves.
Werewolf? Hah, jokes on you, The Koga's a wererat! (No seriously, everybody says The Koga looks like a man size rat, and he does eat cheese just about everyday.. : \ )
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I'm immune to silver now. I need to find a dimensional rift to the Marvel Universe. Now I can take out the Silver Samurai, steal his katana, take out the Silver Surfer, steal his surfboard, then get Dr. Strange to get me a dimensional rift to the D. C. Universe, where I can take on the Main Man hisself.
I'm almost cool enough to talk about myself in the third person like Bob Dole or Koga.
Time for some serious fraggin!!!
Btw, where had Koga: The Ninja Trick gone to? I have not seen him on the boards in a while. I hope you are doing ok, Koga!
~thinks for a minute~ The were-mutt is immune to silver? ~GRRRRRRRR~~~~ Drat! Time to get something that he is not immune to!
How 'bout depleted uranium? Get out that Leopard II and hit him with one of those HVDSFSDUC rounds - that should take care of business.
Alternatively, just coat the DU shell with peanut butter and give it to 'im.
~laughter~ Good idea. Besides, he is only immune to silver that affects him from outside. After all, it is a silver proof armor, but his insides are not as protected. But even the best armor can be circumnavigated.
Ack; Quick now Heathason; start a rite make me your pack totem so i can bestow upon you the ability to slip sideways in a moments notice and bonus dice to your dodge and perception; alls it takes to attract my attention is an effigy of any Democrate Senator lit on fire :) Plus, if your chewing Ball Park chewing gum wrapped in a jalepenoe; I will bestow +2d6 soak dice and fire becomes non lethal :)
Damn; are Cod running at this time of year; ****summons up a fishing pole**** will get right on it. lets see, need 5 Cod, one apple or cherry pie - hot, a garter belt.... yeah, I can do that; one +5 codpiece coming right up.
*ding*
there you go, dont mind the smell; that ocean odour makes the armor harder to circumnavigate as they gotta take the long way like uhm, Magelleon, you dont need to know the details; its all magical and stuff.
:)
No worries heathy old wolf; i am more than a match for any celestial :) got pleanty of dispells and can make you look like a whole pack if needed; let im try to pick you out of one of my illusions :) Come on, Heathonson; make a wish for a circelet of spell reflection :) after all, I just can't GIVE it to yas :)
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No worries heathy old wolf; i am more than a match for any celestial :) got pleanty of dispells and can make you look like a whole pack if needed; let im try to pick you out of one of my illusions :) Come on, Heathonson; make a wish for a circelet of spell reflection :) after all, I just can't GIVE it to yas :)
A. True Seeing
B. You're going to reflect a Holy Word back on a Celestial? Ooh, I'm shakin'
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I got your back Heathy......
Fiendish Dire Half-dragon Were-Gelatinous Cube*! I choose you! Damn, celestials always trying to be all goody-goody......take that.
*Augment summoning and Protection from Good in effect*
FH (alot of research and developement went into that cube, I like to call him Mr.Snuggles)
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I feel like the Lawful Stupid party member that everybody hates...
Well, you got, hee-hee, Sharoth on you side. Haha, you know they say with friends like that....who needs critical fumble tables.
Tin-foil dragon and the Angel of Gastric Distress.....a match made in the heavens?*edit* I think you also have Lilith, which sucks cause our side's caterer is a Bugbear Lich and he is always dropping withered flesh into the stew. Reminder to self: expand divine portfolio to include Baker of Goods.
Arise, my Calzone Golem! I am famished!
FH
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Btw, where had Koga: The Ninja Trick gone to? I have not seen him on the boards in a while. I hope you are doing ok, Koga!
You do realize that if you speak about him, he'll probably come back. Then he'll type something ridiculous, many of us will ruthlessly mock him, and he'll go away again for ahwile. It's a vicious cycle.
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Mmmmm! Flesh stew and pork soda!
You know Heathansson old boy, I live here in Philadelphia, near a part of the Fairmount Park system, which is spread across a large part of the city. Anyway, I am convinced that some of your fellow lycanthropes use the area for hunting. I've tried to communicate with them, but my girlfriend got tired of me howling out the car window as we drove past. You should visit!
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You know Heathansson old boy, I live here in Philadelphia, near a part of the Fairmount Park system, which is spread across a large part of the city. Anyway, I am convinced that some of your fellow lycanthropes use the area for hunting. I've tried to communicate with them, but my girlfriend got tired of me howling out the car window as we drove past. You should visit!Mmmmm! Flesh stew and pork soda!
Well if it's got a zombie to howlin', it must be a happenin' scene!
Aaaaarrroooooo?
\m/ Bark at the Moon \m/
Fairies wear boots and ya gotta believe me...
Makes me want to dig out my Over The Mountain CD. Miss that Randy Rhoads.
There's no present, there's no future
I don't even know about the past
It's all timeless and never ending
And to take it in it's all too vast
It goes - forever and ever
You thought you knew but you never
There goes tomorrow
Journey to the center of eternity
Randy is awesome! So's Jake E Lee. Ozzy has been blessed to work with amazing musicians!