Darn, Utradan beat me to "SPOOON!"
"FRIEND OR FOE" is a legend in my game due to one particular cleric of Dumathion. If anyone even hesitates or appears to even think about the answer and doesnt shout out "FRIEND" real fast like and preferably in Dwarven, they get a special-type warhammer upside their head and that ain't gonna feel good if you live. Better yet; yell it while lying prone just in case, wouldnt wanna look like a threat or anything.
"Not the face!"
Edit: Hmm... once again I post before reading. With that one taken, I'd have to go with "Gonna tax yo ass like the government!"
Ambushed at night, Fergon the barbarian woke from a sound sleep to the *rutch* of a sudden footstep, and uncannily dodged the sap aimed at his thick skull. He grabbed Legbiter (his greataxe) and it once again earned its nickname. As the two closest mercenaries fell, he stood, just in time to see Alabash thrust through with his own rapier, stolen weeks before.
As Alabash fell, Fergon saw the woman who wielded the blade. Swinging it briskly, clearing the blood from it, she was obviously of superior skill. Fergon knew that he had to get her attention. Raising the axe and charging at her, he cried out...
"FACE ME, B@+&*!!"
...and rolled a critical hit, burying the axe spine-deep.
Telas
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We were in Athas, and we had just arrived at an oasis. These surly elves there thought they owned the oasis, so they told us we could drink for a silver each. My mul gladiator says,"we will not give you silver for that which should be free to all." So the lead elf said we could not drink for free. So my mul said, "then we will trade you blood for water." Everybody said, "yeeeeeeeah!" It was like a Worf moment.
Hey Kyr,
The sport is called boffering. You construct simple weapons out of pvc pipe, foam and duct tape and well, fight.
I used to be the Referee there, and last summer we topped fifty at the field. I normally wield quarterstaffs and Thanis normally florentines a long sword and short sword. He was the Lord of the Steel Swarm.
Unfortnately due to conflicts with some of the other Lords and increased pressure to be there every weekend (which meant less time for D&D amoung other things) we just play at home now.
Anyone feel free to send me an e-mail at Celiwyn@gmail.com and I'll tell you more about it if you would like to learn more about this game. Western Washington University and the university in eastern Washington have actual teams and for a while my college, Whatcom Community college had a club. Think of it like the SCA, but instead of padding the people we pad the weapons.
A favorite CN dwarven fighter/barbarian to a horde of orcs intent on being killed by him; "Yur muthers were elves and I'm yur daddy! come get some kiddies!"
A pacifist halfling rogue to an ogre that is trying to squish him; "Look! A flock of turtles!"
Hey Kyr,
The sport is called boffering. You construct simple weapons out of pvc pipe, foam and duct tape and well, fight.I used to be the Referee there, and last summer we topped fifty at the field. I normally wield quarterstaffs and Thanis normally florentines a long sword and short sword. He was the Lord of the Steel Swarm.
Unfortnately due to conflicts with some of the other Lords and increased pressure to be there every weekend (which meant less time for D&D amoung other things) we just play at home now.
Anyone feel free to send me an e-mail at Celiwyn@gmail.com and I'll tell you more about it if you would like to learn more about this game. Western Washington University and the university in eastern Washington have actual teams and for a while my college, Whatcom Community college had a club. Think of it like the SCA, but instead of padding the people we pad the weapons.
Is this the boffer group out in Kent or Covington? If so you probably know me as Frenchy....
My battlecry?
"I'll be fine...as long as they haven't got any tanks"
Or simply "BONGO!"
First off, SOAB! SPOON! was the first thing I thought of.
But at least someone got to say it.
As for me, from the Druss books "Blood and Ashes" works well.
Current Ranger of mine "Bring the Pain Biaaaaaatch!"
Monk using a quarter staff "Swift Death!"
Barbarian "My AXE Leads!"
Paladin "For the ORder!"
Dwarven Fighter "Time to Tap another Red Keg!"
That is all for now.
Later
A.
As a DM, I tend to recycle sound bites from PC games like Baldur's Gate and IWD I-II from time to time.
That realy was a great game, I think my favorite war cry was Zarn (was that his name) the crusty wizards who says "onward, onward men... to futility" Laugh everytime I think of that guy.
I think one if not the best battle cry I have ever heard was from a humerous supers game a friend ran for me. Our team leader was "Stars and Stripes" an out of work strenth based patriotic superhero who couldn't find work in a real supers team because he was, well, a little stupid. Our "secret base" cleverly desguised as a trailer home was attacked by a mech-tyranosaurs so Stars and Stripes picks up an old flag pole and yells with justice in his voice and a tear in his eye "this pole once bore the flag of the country I love! AND NOW IT'S GONNA' BEAR YOUR SKULL!" We were all rolling on the floor laughing.
My paladin's battle cry is "Heironeous, gird my loins!"
(Of course, this started out as a joke, but became commonplace.)
Uttered by a good friend of mine:
Die Muckrakers!
A dwarf of mine liked to shout, "By Belimar's One-eyed Monster!"
Another named his sword Death From Above and that became his battle cry.
CHARGE!!!
"FOREVER YOUNG!!"
After taking a headshot:
"Aaarrrr, that's me brain meat!" upon which he died.
Oh, man. Has anyone seen the "Fear of Girls" movie on the internet? It's all about two dorky D&D players and all that stuff, but it's really well acted. A great scene is when the two gamers are playing and the DM is describing how the player's barbarian is hacking up the kobold shaman, and the guy is swinging an imaginary sword and getting really into it and he shouts,
"MERCY?! YOU WANT MERCY?!! I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!"
I'm pretty sure milk and cookies shot out of my nose at that point. It's all in the delivery.
Oh, man. Has anyone seen the "Fear of Girls" movie on the internet?
"MERCY?! YOU WANT MERCY?!! I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!"
I'm pretty sure milk and cookies shot out of my nose at that point. It's all in the delivery.
Wow, I just watched it! (had to google for it)
It was funny and disturbed me deeply.
"Alright, let's do this! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY....."
If I was Leroy Jenkins, I'd totally get this trademarked. We use this occasionally.
From my games:
*look of disgust from player* "I so DON"T LIKE YOU!"
"Your coupons are BAD!!!!"
"ARALUT!" (does not translate - player just made it up)
From HALO2 live games:
"LEEEERRRRROOOYYYY!"
"What did you say? You were muffled by death!"
SPOOOON!
My favorite cry is
"This is hard, lets quit!"
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Mine comes from the original Duke Nukem game.
Oooh, that's gotta hurt!
Hail to the king, baby!
Shake it, baby!
and my fav
I'm gonna rip off your head and s**t down your neck!
which after dispatching BBEG he did while reading a newspaper like he was sittin' on a toilet!
Duke Nukem.....poet, scholar, bad-ass, mofo!
FH
Let's see there is always these pearlers:
"You want MERCY!? I'm CHAOTIC NEUTRAAAAL!"
"Assemble!"
"Get 'em!"
From my own games I've played:
"Hi fellas!" Followed by tumbling into the hallway a pair of guards were in, throwing a bottle of alchemists fire, while quick drawing a pair of pistols and spending an action point to get a shot in. Good times, good times.
"We might be doomed, but I'm taking some of these bastards with us!"
"Alright, let's do this! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY....."
If I was Leroy Jenkins, I'd totally get this trademarked. We use this occasionally.
From HALO2 live games:
"LEEEERRRRROOOYYYY!"
"What did you say? You were muffled by death!"
Ok, I have been patienty waiting, hoping that someone would drop a hint, a clue, some small CRUMB of a lead to help me in figuring out WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS IS LEROY JENKINS!?! I didn't want to have to ask and look like someone that is not in the "in" crowd, but my hand has been forced. My need to know at this point out-weighs my self-image! Please, someone put me out of my misery and explain what's so funny?
Ok, I have been patienty waiting, hoping that someone would drop a hint, a clue, some small CRUMB of a lead to help me in figuring out WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS IS LEROY JENKINS!?! I didn't want to have to ask and look like someone that is not in the "in" crowd, but my hand has been forced. My need to know at this point out-weighs my self-image! Please, someone put me out of my misery and explain what's so funny?Drink of the fountain of knowledge that is Wikipedia!
We had a fighter yell:
"Know Real Fear!"
(In that his foes should greatly fear him)
...or was it...
"No Real Fear!"
(In that he feared nothing)
He never did tell us which one.
ASEO out
We had a fighter yell:
"Know Real Fear!"
(In that his foes should greatly fear him)...or was it...
"No Real Fear!"
(In that he feared nothing)He never did tell us which one.
ASEO out
Good to hear from you ASEO... It's been a while.
Ultradan
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We had a fighter yell:
"Know Real Fear!"
(In that his foes should greatly fear him)...or was it...
"No Real Fear!"
(In that he feared nothing)He never did tell us which one.
ASEO out
Good to hear from you ASEO... It's been a while.
Ultradan
Ditto.
BTW, clicked on Lilith's link to Leroy. Man is that some funny dialog! Sounds like most of my groups planned room-raids. Tactics? What tactics? I don't need a tiny breathmint.
FH
Some of the favorites from my group are "Prepare to defend yourselves!", "My intelligence is superior to yours, you are in my domain, prepare to die", "Magic Kombat!" and "All your base are belong to us!"
My personal fav: Make the head come off!
I love the Norse battle prayer from "The Thirteenth Warrior", also:
(might not be verbatim)
'Lo I see my Father,
'Lo I see my Mother,
'Lo I see my sisters and brothers
and they bid me join them,
in the Halls of Valhalla
where the brave will live forever.
M
My personal fav: Make the head come off!
I love the Norse battle prayer from "The Thirteenth Warrior", also:
(might not be verbatim)
'Lo I see my Father,
'Lo I see my Mother,
'Lo I see my sisters and brothers
and they bid me join them,
in the Halls of Valhalla
where the brave will live forever.M
I remember that. That was the best part of the movie for me. Knowing the odds are stacked against you and you are probably going to die. What a great way to go.
"Eat steel, Maggot!" spoken by many of my evil NPC fighters that can actually back that up.
"Your move, Holy Man." from the nalfeshnee demon squaring off with a priest of Pelor in a cave separated from his adventuring companions.
"You'll never use that weapon again." In a soft whisper right before a Nightwalker grabbed the paladin's sword from him and crumpled it into a little ball of useless metal.
Ah, such fond memories :)
"Mint chip Icecream!", "Avon Calling!", and "Cable Guy!"
"I want to see...suffering" (Neverwinter Nights Sociopath voice)
"Avon Calling!"
DC 35 morale check!
Um, mine would definently have to be:
"YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET TO MAKE A SNEAK ATTACK!"
Which my paladin yelled at our rouge.
I think you mean rogue. R-O-G-U-E. "Rouge" is a cosmetic used for coloring cheeks and lips, which I don't think your paladin was yelling at :p
I think you mean rogue. R-O-G-U-E. "Rouge" is a cosmetic used for coloring cheeks and lips, which I don't think your paladin was yelling at :pUm, mine would definently have to be:
"YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET TO MAKE A SNEAK ATTACK!"
Which my paladin yelled at our rouge.
Not unless the paladin had some reeeeeeeal serious issues. Or subscriptions to issues.
When playing a dwarf fighter who was at 0 hit points, I rolled on a random battle cry generator that had all of these cool cries. What result did I get?
"GNAR!"
It sent the whole party into a laughing fit.
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I think you mean rogue. R-O-G-U-E. "Rouge" is a cosmetic used for coloring cheeks and lips, which I don't think your paladin was yelling at :pUm, mine would definently have to be:
"YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET TO MAKE A SNEAK ATTACK!"
Which my paladin yelled at our rouge.
Atta boy! I was hoping that someone else would start catching people on this. I wonder if they actually have "Rouge" written on their character sheets?
FH
My personal fav: Make the head come off!
I love the Norse battle prayer from "The Thirteenth Warrior", also:
(might not be verbatim)
'Lo I see my Father,
'Lo I see my Mother,
'Lo I see my sisters and brothers
and they bid me join them,
in the Halls of Valhalla
where the brave will live forever.M
You were close.
Low there do I see my father
Low there do is see my mother and my sisters and my brothers
They call to me
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
where the brave may live forever.
Great quote from one of my favorite movies! The book was pretty good too.
I loves me Paladins I does...
"Ask yourself, Are you willing to die for you beliefs?"
*Await inevitable affirmative responce*,
*heft weapon*,
"Excellent!! I'm willing to kill for mine".
I loves me Paladins I does...
"Ask yourself, Are you willing to die for you beliefs?"
*Await inevitable affirmative responce*,
*heft weapon*,
"Excellent!! I'm willing to kill for mine".
Ah, yes. Those lovable retards. Every group needs one.
EDIT: In case my group's paladin player reads this. I meant all of the others. Not you. :P
(From my level 13 bard, who was a womanizer) "Blades out! Trousers down! Stab the bastards and hope we don’t all limp!
From Beowulf:
Each of us must come to the end of his life.
Let him who may win fame before death.
For that is the best memorial for a man after he is gone.
ASEO out