Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[Gavgoyle]

Avast, ye lubbers!

Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Tis my duty to encourage ye ta belay that 'normal talkin' and chart yer course through the ragin' waters o' pirate verbiage or we'll keelhaul the lot o' ye.

Thankee!

[Gavgoyle]

Arrrrgh! Two wee jests in honor o' the occasion...

A pirate walks into a bar with a large ship's wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The barman looks at him in surprise and says "Um...excuse me, what's the steering wheel for?"

The pirate looks at the barkeep and says "Yarr, it drives me nuts."

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Q: What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
A: 8 pirates!

Yarr!

[Big Jake]

Aye! Talk like ye be a pirate 'til yer throat be sore, me matey.