Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Heathansson]

while Smurfette, in

[Vattnisse]

jail, begged her

[THAC0]

pimp for a

[Celestial Healer]

bottle of whiskey

[Vattnisse]

and a s'more.

[Heathansson]

Smurfette, with two

[Vattnisse]

double bourbon s'mores

[drunken_nomad]

worn as pasties

[Vattnisse]

on her head

[Celestial Healer]

called out to

[Heathansson]

Orko, HeMan, Man-at-Arms,

[drunken_nomad]

"Ch-ch-ch-check it out,

[Vattnisse]

g-g-g-gotta find out

[drunken_nomad]

Wuh-w-w-workin' all about

[Vattnisse]

", but Man-at-Arms just

[THAC0]

pissed on Orko

[Valegrim]

, who was on

[Celestial Healer]

fire, and shouted

[Valegrim]

"PUT ME OUT!"

[Heathansson]

Man-at-Arms said, "There's

[Valegrim]

only one option.

[Vattnisse]

You must promptly

[Heathansson]

whip out your

[Vattnisse]

morningstar, and beat

[Heathansson]

Orko until he

[Vattnisse]

becomes tenderised enough

[Heathansson]

singing, "Tainted Love"

[Celestial Healer]

and douse him

[Heathansson]

in drunken spew

[Vattnisse]

and then, finally,

[Heathansson]

oblivion for Eternia.

[Vattnisse]

" "Excellent thinking, m'lord!"

[Heathansson]

said Baldric as

[Vattnisse]

his master, the

[THAC0]

Great Vomit Taco

[Celestial Healer]

applied a leech

[Vattnisse]

to his forehead

[Valegrim]

while the fire

[Vattnisse]

was consuming Orko

[Celestial Healer]

and laughed at

[Vattnisse]

his feeble attempts

[Heathansson]

to contact authorities

[Vattnisse]

and inquire about

[drunken_nomad]

carrying concealed handgrenades.

[Vattnisse]

Forgotten amongst this

[Valegrim]

the urine grew

[RedRobe]

radioactive spores that

[drunken_nomad]

infected Peter Parker

[Celestial Healer]

and turned him

[Vattnisse]

into a mutated