Three Word Game, Anybody?

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: fluorescent polyester pantsuit

[Heathansson]

, big round feet,

[drunken_nomad]

and only three

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inches tall without

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counting the pointy

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horns that protrude

[drunken_nomad]

around his cap.

[Vattnisse]

The horned fiendsmurf

[Heathansson]

gyrated his pelvis

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in an attempt

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to make Azrael

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back off. Sadly,

[THAC0]

the duck exploded

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in a cloud

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of feathers and

[drunken_nomad]

chocolatey marshmallows, covering

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the Nine Hells

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in a layer

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of sickeningly sweet

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devil food cake

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cooked by the

[Vattnisse]

fomorian celebrity chef

[Valegrim]

the Swedish Muppet.

[Heathansson]

"What the,...hey!

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" exclaimed the astonished

[Heathansson]

fiendish Elvish imsmurfinator

[Vattnisse]

as he gazed

[Heathansson]

at the chef

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in awestruck admiration.

[Heathansson]

"You ain't nothin'

[Valegrim]

Murphysmorsy goorb gooorb

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", mumbled a deranged

[drunken_nomad]

cigar-chompin' sergeant

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Smurf: Sargy Smurf,

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to his captive

[Valegrim]

cabbage patch kid.

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The chef found

[drunken_nomad]

animated celestial peppers

[Valegrim]

and ground sugarbabies

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in a meaty

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foully congealing splatter

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across the walls

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of Pink Floyd's

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Animals mural, which

[Valegrim]

include broken glass

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and other sharp

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objects. Hat pins

[Valegrim]

, odd body parts,

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used Chapstick tubes,

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and gallons of