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...grumblerumblerumblecreakcrack...
"Turn over everything on this humanitarian aid ship right now!"
Ah, wrong era.
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And for those who need a lesson in talking like a pirate, here's a helpful instructional video.
Oh, and Frog God is running a sale on their entire Razor Coast line...
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Avast, me hearties! It be time for a pirate tale:
Bo's son stood beside a cute lass, watching a pear rot.
I heard her utter a stern warning, "Folks'll never understand if you bar knuckles.
Wise guys wash buckles. Or buy corn."
Bo ruminated, then said, "I patch. It may be jolly raw, sure, but it gives me peace of fate."
To which she replied, "Frigate about it."
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Pirate-themed haiku
A peg leg in the booty?
Shiver me timbers
* * *
Now in Port Manteau
Sautéed sharktopus for brunch
Replaced hook with spork
Yarr!
Remember to plunder responsibly, me hearties, and use safety cutlasses, or get a grownup to help ya.
And she sails into the sunset until next year!
And she sails into the sunset until next year!
Aye, ye salty sea dog. I be wishin' every day be talk like a pirate day. Arr.
YARRRR!
Zu mak ze pâte brisée, put ze flur, buttair and salt een a food procezair and procez fair 5 seconds; la buttair should steehl bé een pieces. Add zé ice watair et procez fair 5 seconds longair, just until la dough comés togethair; la buttair should steehl bé visibuhl.
Ahoy, mateys!
Arrh, me hearty. Oi diagnoses 'ee with a severe case o' rum deficiency. Foive quarts or so per day be the recommended dose.
Arr, 'tis the cure fer me achin' bones.