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Unlike everyone else in the land rush, we don't want your vote. We want you to have a home and job. To be the kind of person about whom people say "He was such a quiet neighbor. Never any trouble at all. No loud parties, always generous to the homeless and helping little old ladies with their groceries"

Then we want you to spend your evenings slaughtering bandits and relieving them of their ill-booten-gotty.

If that sounds like a little slice of heaven, The Named Company may be just the place for your next alt.

And after you've chosen your settlement, consider joining The Named Company and fighting banditry in the river kingdoms.

I honestly thought this was a giveaway:

Does the thought of teaching brigands a lesson make you wet yourself?

Yes, Greg, you're frightening.

That's unfortunate. I was going for over the top and funny.

Is what someone would write if they wanted to stir the feces. But ask yourself, what will you do when they arrive? What will you do when there are ravening hordes at your doorstep who's only goal is to succeed at all cost; who look forward to killing you and taking your stuff? What will you do when all your friends are offline and you feel the need to get a little of your own back?

The Named Company may be just the place for your next alt.

Ask not what the River kingdoms can do for you, but what you can do for the River Kingdoms.

Does the thought of teaching brigands a lesson make you wet yourself?

Do your hands tremble at the thought of secretly giving the bad guys a little of their own back?

Would you enjoy settling in at the local tavern to laugh with your friends and tell stories of looting the looter?

Maybe you're not as PvP averse as you think you are! Join us in your off time. We dont want you to join our settlement. We don't want you to live in our city. We want you to be a force for good, cutting through the forest in the day to bring the wrath of the River Kingdoms down on those who would make their way through force and trickery.

Are you just looking to slip a little coin or used equipment to a group that will give you a little vicarious satisfaction as they slay the ne'er-do-wells on your behalf? We'd be happy to cover that for you, too.

Unrepentant, unaligned, unsponsored.
Be all you can be
Join The Named Company

Ask not what the River kingdoms can do for you, but what you can do for the River Kingdoms.

Does the thought of teaching brigands a lesson make you grin?

Do you tremble to give the bandits a little of their own back?

Would you enjoy settling in at the local tavern to laugh with your friends and tell stories of looting the looter?

Are you just looking to slip a little coin or used equipment to a group that will give you a little vicarious satisfaction as they slay the ne'er-do-wells on your behalf?

The Named Company may be just the place for your next alt.

There will be nothing but work-work-work for you!

One may always hope!

The system will only manage one company per person during the tower wars. The best thing about The Named Company is that we will exist only in the heart and mind.

The Named will take no role in the Tower wars, but will continue to protect the River Kingdom folk from the depredations of the unscrupulous, always.

I am not sure that I would like to see a lot of lead time built into a Feud Dec.

Feuding neighbors got you down?

Join The Named Company while staying in your preferred settlement. We will take PvP to the level the gods intend, bearding the bandits in their own dens.

There is a part of me though that wants to give as little warning as I have to (concerning the where and the when) before I bring justice for provocation.

I'm telling you, Sir Bringslite, you could be every happy in The Named Company.

How Many bandits does it take to successfully rob your merchant caravan?

Hopefully, we'll never find out.

The Named Company, through its divisions “L” and “G” will work tirelessly to suppress banditry throughout the River Kingdoms. The Named Company seeks dedicated PVPers to help ensure safety in the river Kingdoms.

Commit to a life of adventure and criminal-suppression. Be all you can be, join The Named Company

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Whenever life gets you down, Fighter Brown,
And Bandits seem hard or tough,
And Brigands are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
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And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-oough,

Just remember The Named Company is always hunting Bandits
And slaying them a hundred times an hour.
We’re tracking them at fifteen feet a second, so it's reckoned,
Back to the place they’re hiding all their power.
Now the Named, and you and me, and all the trackers we can see,
Are pursuing them on each and every day,
In the River Kingdom’s wilds, at 40 hexes by the hour,
Of this fantasy where we all spend our days.

Join the Named Company! See the world! Be all you can be.
And don’t even give up your preferred settlement!
The Named Company

Those operating under the law of the land were they are are no concern of mine. Once they are in a land where that is no longer the law, we will have to come to an accommodation.

Done, thank you sir Baequiannia.

He claimed he is a "part time" bandit.

And he smells like a bandit.

Ya'll pry me Myspace account from me cold, dead hands!

The Named Company hopes to pry many things from your cold, dead, hands, bandit, but you may keep whatever that is.

Never apologize for having boon companions!

If you can't carry our colors, I look forward to having yours beside me on the field.

named Greg wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Named Greg wrote:

Unless you truly are, and truly wish to be, homeless, we ask that you do not join our pathfinder guild for the landrush, as we have no interest in forming a settlement and will walk away from any settlement offered to us.

Wait, then why would you be on the landrush to begin with?

To prevent kobolds from pulling their normal shenanigans and creating confusion and chaos.

No, no, that's a serious question. If you don't want a settlement, you don't need to be on the landrush board. Or you can send your votes toward a settlement you'd like to stay at. Being in the landrush isn't required just to own a company or to be independent.

I'm not trying to be pedantic, I just want to make sure you understand, because a lot of people got lost in all the talk of "guilds". The landrush is solely for settlement owning.

I understand you only too well, scurvy, brigand. While the elders hope most of our company members will find true homes, we will have a rallying point for those who have no desire to embed themselves thus. If that means accidentally acquiring a settlement one day that must be abandoned to the fates, then Pharasma has spoken.

Outstanding!

I hope to get a chance to roam with you sometime. Are you interested in protecting harvesters and merchants? The bandits all come right to their yards.

Good day to you, kind sir, and you would be most welcome in our company. We hope to find ourselves wherever brigands lurk. Any looting is of grave concern to our elders and we hope to interfere anywhere that the strong look to prey on the weak. If that be protecting poor farmers int heir work, or seeing to the security of travelers, we will do so with great relish.

Welcome to the boards, we look forward to the PvP fun we will have.

[salutes] My thanks for your welcome. You seem like someone our team may encounter on occasion, with the capacity to prove a worthy ally or adversary, Bluddwolf. I look forward to discovering more.

Named Greg wrote:

Unless you truly are, and truly wish to be, homeless, we ask that you do not join our pathfinder guild for the landrush, as we have no interest in forming a settlement and will walk away from any settlement offered to us.

Wait, then why would you be on the landrush to begin with?

To prevent kobolds from pulling their normal shenanigans and creating confusion and chaos.

Even Bandits need a break!

You! Yes, you! Banditry not giving you the PvP experience you hoped for?

Consider having an anti-brigand alt. Thief by day, avenger by night! Twice the PvP for twice the fun!

Thank you for your welcoming words. The Named Company looks forward to testing our mettle against the bandits and brigands of the River Kingdoms.

We have filed our trademark papers with the appropriate authorities, and look forward to defending our claim vigorously.

Company Goals: Suppression of Banditry throughout the River Kingdoms
Alignment:
- ) Company L: LN (LE,LN,LG,NN)
- ) Company G: NG (LG,NG,CG,NN)
Game Focus: PvP Anti-Banditry
Website: The Named Company

Raptor Cavete! Don't take more than you can hold.

The Named Company, through its divisions “L” and “G” will work tirelessly to suppress banditry throughout the River Kingdoms. The Named Company seeks dedicated PVPers to help ensure safety in the river Kingdoms. We will actively seek out bandits and suppress them. We seek to form no settlement, nor be anyone’s primary company, but hope to serve as a home away from home for those who crave the adrenaline rush of combat in a worthy cause. Unless you truly are, and truly wish to be, homeless, we ask that you do not join our pathfinder guild for the landrush, as we have no interest in forming a settlement and will walk away from any settlement offered to us. Instead, please contact us at The Named Company and let us know you are one of us, after joining the settlement of your choice. We will actively seek to work with existing settlements and companies to ensure safety for all in the river Kingdoms. We will work with Merchants, Crafters, and Soldiers to ensure we can be present when banditry is most likely to emerge.

During the tower wars, our intent will be to avoid direct control of any structure while assisting those who’s only wish is to move in safety through the land, regardless of alignments or affiliations. Our target is banditry, and to interfere with those who would take from others that which they have worked hard to attain.

We ask only that you be prepared to die repeatedly in Pharasma’s name, hold no more than you can carry while doing your work, and that, at the end of the day, you are able to sit down with the bandits and discuss what went right and wrong.