paizo.com Recent Posts by mwbeelerpaizo.com Recent Posts by mwbeeler2023-09-12T03:03:01Z2023-09-12T03:03:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=41?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#20232010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-07-01T11:53:54Z<p>Nope, DX is out of my income bracket (not to mention honking huge). This feed is in my google reader subscription. ;)</p>Nope, DX is out of my income bracket (not to mention honking huge). This feed is in my google reader subscription. ;)mwbeeler2009-07-01T11:53:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Kindle test postmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jmlr?Kindle-test-post#52009-08-01T18:48:34Z2009-05-29T12:02:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kruelaid wrote:</div><blockquote> I can't see your post, Mike. It doesn't work. </blockquote><p>Har har. ;) Works like a champ (take that work firewall)! Have to use the advanced browser, which smashes the page into a smaller size, but it's workable.Kruelaid wrote:I can't see your post, Mike. It doesn't work.
Har har. ;) Works like a champ (take that work firewall)! Have to use the advanced browser, which smashes the page into a smaller size, but it's workable.mwbeeler2009-05-29T12:02:42ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: Kindle test postmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jmlr?Kindle-test-post#12012-11-15T22:05:06Z2009-05-29T08:14:36Z<p>Checking message board functionality from new Kindle.</p>Checking message board functionality from new Kindle.mwbeeler2009-05-29T08:14:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=41?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#20072010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-05-23T16:41:37Z<p>It took long enough, but my new Kindle is finally in the mail. I anticipate I’ll have it in a week, probably another week to learn to use it, and maybe another week to catch up on the game, but if you are all still around and interested, I haven’t forgotten. Sorry for the long “delay of game!”</p>It took long enough, but my new Kindle is finally in the mail. I anticipate I’ll have it in a week, probably another week to learn to use it, and maybe another week to catch up on the game, but if you are all still around and interested, I haven’t forgotten. Sorry for the long “delay of game!”mwbeeler2009-05-23T16:41:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage Tidemwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=47?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#23102009-05-23T16:41:19Z2009-05-23T16:40:41Z<p>It took long enough, but my new Kindle is finally in the mail. I anticipate I’ll have it in a week, probably another week to learn to use it, and maybe another week to catch up on the game, but if you are all still around and interested, I haven’t forgotten. Sorry for the long “delay of game!”</p>It took long enough, but my new Kindle is finally in the mail. I anticipate I’ll have it in a week, probably another week to learn to use it, and maybe another week to catch up on the game, but if you are all still around and interested, I haven’t forgotten. Sorry for the long “delay of game!”mwbeeler2009-05-23T16:40:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage Tidemwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=47?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#23082009-05-23T16:41:03Z2009-04-07T16:51:49Z<p>Still keepin' it real, yo?</p>Still keepin' it real, yo?mwbeeler2009-04-07T16:51:49ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: One year ago this morning…mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jdqr?One-year-ago-this-morning#12012-11-15T21:56:02Z2009-03-11T14:42:41Z<p>...they were cutting large (important) pieces of my neck out. I haven’t been around much lately due to financipocalypse making work busier than ever for those of us left, but I thought I’d take a moment to stop by and say thank you to everyone.</p>
<p>I really appreciate all the patience, kind words, thoughts, and prayers sent in my direction last year during my cancer (and other) surgeries. Your time did not go unappreciated! Still not 100% who I used to be, but I’m alive and chugging right along, so good deal.</p>...they were cutting large (important) pieces of my neck out. I haven’t been around much lately due to financipocalypse making work busier than ever for those of us left, but I thought I’d take a moment to stop by and say thank you to everyone.
I really appreciate all the patience, kind words, thoughts, and prayers sent in my direction last year during my cancer (and other) surgeries. Your time did not go unappreciated! Still not 100% who I used to be, but I’m alive and chugging right along,...mwbeeler2009-03-11T14:42:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Proposition 8: Round IImwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcy2&page=2?Proposition-8-Round-II#512009-03-06T20:22:23Z2009-03-06T20:22:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Morris wrote:</div><blockquote> Also it's not a right, it's a privilege. </blockquote><p>Actually, it's halfway between both and neither.Matthew Morris wrote:Also it's not a right, it's a privilege.
Actually, it's halfway between both and neither.mwbeeler2009-03-06T20:22:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=37?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#18392010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-03-06T19:46:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> I had a dentist's appointment on Friday. </blockquote><p>Ran out of time to type what I wanted, but I sympathize. Few people have the capacity to cause pain in the way a bad dentist can.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I had a dentist's appointment on Friday.
Ran out of time to type what I wanted, but I sympathize. Few people have the capacity to cause pain in the way a bad dentist can.mwbeeler2009-03-06T19:46:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Proposition 8: Round IImwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcy2?Proposition-8-Round-II#402009-03-06T19:52:57Z2009-03-06T19:45:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Morris wrote:</div><blockquote>And how are their rights to do that being 'stripped'?</blockquote><p>Because "Group A" gets free stuff for the same right. $5 says the next referendum removes the right to vote or own property from "the gays."
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Emperor7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Isn't that what a marriage license is? I had to get mine from the county. </blockquote><p>So did I, but the county has a habit of snubbing "Group B" out of marriage licenses, so you have to take them away from everyone if it's going to be fair. Let marriage be religious, but bereft of government status, if the word is what's holding things up.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Samuel Weiss wrote:</div><blockquote><p> That is precisely why the government should get out of the marriage business.
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It establishes the supremacy of the civil authority in all areas regarding domestic partnerings of any sort, as well as immunizing religions against government interference in determining how their sacraments are defined.
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Then when the First Church of b%•~-Buddies declares they will only perform same-sex marriages and will never recognize opposite sex marriages, any other church that wants to file suit in court claiming a violation of their religious rights can be told to sod off in short order. </blockquote><p>I'm due for bed in ten minutes, which is probably why this isn't making any sense to me. Can you explain it from another angle?Matthew Morris wrote:And how are their rights to do that being 'stripped'?
Because "Group A" gets free stuff for the same right. $5 says the next referendum removes the right to vote or own property from "the gays." Emperor7 wrote:Isn't that what a marriage license is? I had to get mine from the county.
So did I, but the county has a habit of snubbing "Group B" out of marriage licenses, so you have to take them away from everyone if it's going to be fair. Let marriage be religious, but...mwbeeler2009-03-06T19:45:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Good Thingsmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hfqz&page=29?Good-Things#14032010-08-12T23:15:27Z2009-03-06T19:38:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> I dunno... Good news, though: <b>she plays D&D.</b> </blockquote><p>Don't rush things, you'll scare her off, but just keep this in the back of your head: Marry this woman.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I dunno... Good news, though: she plays D&D.
Don't rush things, you'll scare her off, but just keep this in the back of your head: Marry this woman.mwbeeler2009-03-06T19:38:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Random Sh**e Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hf84&page=24?The-Random-She-Thread#11812009-09-25T03:10:09Z2009-03-06T19:34:41Z<p><a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008817008_webborder05m.html?syndication=rss" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I got your please right here</a>!</p>I got your please right here!mwbeeler2009-03-06T19:34:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Proposition 8: Round IImwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jcy2?Proposition-8-Round-II#362009-03-06T19:32:03Z2009-03-06T19:32:03Z<p>The problem with the “get government out of the marriage business” route, is that a “civil partnership” is NOT equality. The <b>word</b> “Marriage” has connotation, power. If you start issuing civil partnerships, then every married couple that wants legal standing must also apply for a civil partnership license.</p>
<p>It sickens me to watch a majority declare a minority group “deviant” and strip away their rights. If two consenting adults want to spend the rest of their lives in a loving, monogamous relationship, more power to them.</p>The problem with the “get government out of the marriage business” route, is that a “civil partnership” is NOT equality. The word “Marriage” has connotation, power. If you start issuing civil partnerships, then every married couple that wants legal standing must also apply for a civil partnership license.
It sickens me to watch a majority declare a minority group “deviant” and strip away their rights. If two consenting adults want to spend the rest of their lives in a loving, monogamous...mwbeeler2009-03-06T19:32:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage Tidemwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=47?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#23062009-05-23T16:41:03Z2009-03-03T17:40:25Z<p>Yoink!</p>Yoink!mwbeeler2009-03-03T17:40:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19992010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-03-03T17:39:58Z<p>/poke</p>/pokemwbeeler2009-03-03T17:39:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=6?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2982009-05-27T02:48:50Z2009-03-03T17:39:14Z<p>Cool deal, seriously sucks having to even ask. Suzuki notified me last night they have my forms for the rebate check, so I'm halfway there. Been a crazy start to the year, haven't even touched our business yet, got like $800 worth of product sitting next to me, grrr.</p>Cool deal, seriously sucks having to even ask. Suzuki notified me last night they have my forms for the rebate check, so I'm halfway there. Been a crazy start to the year, haven't even touched our business yet, got like $800 worth of product sitting next to me, grrr.mwbeeler2009-03-03T17:39:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=6?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2942009-05-27T02:48:50Z2009-02-25T17:54:33Z<p>Much as it pains me, it might be in eveeryone's best interest to shelve Rennet until my Kindle arrives. :(</p>Much as it pains me, it might be in eveeryone's best interest to shelve Rennet until my Kindle arrives. :(mwbeeler2009-02-25T17:54:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=36?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#17942010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-02-21T09:07:57Z<p>ROFL. That's one of those "grim and bear it" deals; apparently gramps has been in cryogenic stasis the last 8 years (no offense against your bloodline and all).</p>ROFL. That's one of those "grim and bear it" deals; apparently gramps has been in cryogenic stasis the last 8 years (no offense against your bloodline and all).mwbeeler2009-02-21T09:07:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: coolness!mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jbep?coolness#72009-02-21T09:06:35Z2009-02-21T09:06:33Z<p>I though silver was bad for werewolves?</p>
<p>I've kept a $2 bill and a $1 Silver Certificate in my wallet the last 15 years, not the best place for them but it's an OCD thing.</p>I though silver was bad for werewolves?
I've kept a $2 bill and a $1 Silver Certificate in my wallet the last 15 years, not the best place for them but it's an OCD thing.mwbeeler2009-02-21T09:06:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=6?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2922009-05-27T02:48:50Z2009-02-16T19:03:51Z<p>Glad the move went well, sounds like you have always liked NY better anyhow. I'm plodding my way through the spoilers (think I'm about halfway through page 17 now), feel free to do whatever needs to be done until I can catch up. Have to bathe and do something about that spicy chiken sandwich I just ate, then try to get a few hours of sleep.</p>Glad the move went well, sounds like you have always liked NY better anyhow. I'm plodding my way through the spoilers (think I'm about halfway through page 17 now), feel free to do whatever needs to be done until I can catch up. Have to bathe and do something about that spicy chiken sandwich I just ate, then try to get a few hours of sleep.mwbeeler2009-02-16T19:03:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19942010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-02-16T19:01:54Z<p>The stimulus package gets so much hype, it makes you want to get fired so you can get benefits and a sweet construction job.</p>The stimulus package gets so much hype, it makes you want to get fired so you can get benefits and a sweet construction job.mwbeeler2009-02-16T19:01:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage Tidemwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=47?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#23042009-05-23T16:41:03Z2009-02-16T19:00:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NecroticBanana wrote:</div><blockquote> i was afraid that my posting had somehow inadvertanly killed this thread lol. </blockquote><p>Curses! I missed my chance to blame it on the new guy. Still here, still sloggin' away.NecroticBanana wrote:i was afraid that my posting had somehow inadvertanly killed this thread lol.
Curses! I missed my chance to blame it on the new guy. Still here, still sloggin' away.mwbeeler2009-02-16T19:00:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=18?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#8602009-02-10T17:04:46Z2009-02-10T17:04:23Z<p><i>Wow. I feel…fantastic. Crazy, crazy dreams.</i></p>
<p>Rennet checks himself over for vomit stains, then does a quick inventory of his possessions.</p>
<p><i> Hope I didn’t miss the others. Time to head back.</i></p>Wow. I feel…fantastic. Crazy, crazy dreams.
Rennet checks himself over for vomit stains, then does a quick inventory of his possessions.
Hope I didn’t miss the others. Time to head back.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-02-10T17:04:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: ARGHH CITIBANK!mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9wa?ARGHH-CITIBANK#132009-02-08T13:26:38Z2009-02-08T13:24:14Z<p>I wonder if any of this was triggered by FICO08, or just more financipocalypse? I keep pretty close tabs on our credit rating and credit card rates. Our Chase Visa jumped to over 13% (fricking not happening), so I paid 95% of it off and just stick to the debit and the Discover (5%) now. Once it's 100% paid off, I'll probably ask them to lower it, or simply let it rot (closing account = bad for credit score). </p>
<p>I'm sure they bank millions on the idea customers simply won't notice. Kind of rude, to be honest, like the "men are stupid pigs" commercials.</p>
<p>I loathe activating the replacement cards (stupid plastic always breaks), as calling in means they'll simply try to sell me crap I don't want. Last call I walked away while they prattled on for eight minutes on speakerphone. I finally came back after two frantic "are you theres?" They got the message. I'm also not a fan of these crappy "miles" cards they shove on me. It just means vendors have to raise prices to make up for lower percentages off each transaction.</p>I wonder if any of this was triggered by FICO08, or just more financipocalypse? I keep pretty close tabs on our credit rating and credit card rates. Our Chase Visa jumped to over 13% (fricking not happening), so I paid 95% of it off and just stick to the debit and the Discover (5%) now. Once it's 100% paid off, I'll probably ask them to lower it, or simply let it rot (closing account = bad for credit score).
I'm sure they bank millions on the idea customers simply won't notice. Kind of rude,...mwbeeler2009-02-08T13:24:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Microsoft Readermwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ja0o?Microsoft-Reader#22012-11-15T21:55:08Z2009-02-08T13:18:08Z<p>Treat the .lit files just like .pdf's, and shove them in some folder where you will remember them.</p>Treat the .lit files just like .pdf's, and shove them in some folder where you will remember them.mwbeeler2009-02-08T13:18:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=35?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#17362010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-02-05T19:17:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lastknightleft wrote:</div><blockquote> Get the points, have my fines doubled, and be ordered to go to traffic school.</blockquote><p>Many epochs ago, when the world was still cooling, the great State of Michigan volunteered me for "reeducation," before kindly issuing me a green license with no picture (I like to get where I'm going in as short a time as possible). Although I resented it mightily, it was enlightening, and to this day I still tap my breaks to alert fellow drivers before coming to a complete stop.
<p>I fear for us all as the drivers of my age group grow older. The bygone era of the meatgrinder driver's ed.</p>lastknightleft wrote:Get the points, have my fines doubled, and be ordered to go to traffic school.
Many epochs ago, when the world was still cooling, the great State of Michigan volunteered me for "reeducation," before kindly issuing me a green license with no picture (I like to get where I'm going in as short a time as possible). Although I resented it mightily, it was enlightening, and to this day I still tap my breaks to alert fellow drivers before coming to a complete stop. I fear for...mwbeeler2009-02-05T19:17:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Zombie Raptors Invade The United States! Media Refuses To Tell The Truth!mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9no?Zombie-Raptors-Invade-The-United-States-Media#62009-02-05T15:16:15Z2009-02-05T15:15:36Z<p>As amusing as I find it, I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to apply one of the new "anti-terror" laws to the perpetrators. I'm equally surprised the news aggregator blogs published the passwords.</p>As amusing as I find it, I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to apply one of the new "anti-terror" laws to the perpetrators. I'm equally surprised the news aggregator blogs published the passwords.mwbeeler2009-02-05T15:15:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=35?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#17312010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-02-05T13:16:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">James Keegan wrote:</div><blockquote>why make a machine to do something when it can be done just as well and with much less expense by a person? </blockquote><p>Have you seen "The Mangler?"
<p>Just got a company wide e-mail two days ago: No merit raises this year.</p>James Keegan wrote:why make a machine to do something when it can be done just as well and with much less expense by a person?
Have you seen "The Mangler?" Just got a company wide e-mail two days ago: No merit raises this year.mwbeeler2009-02-05T13:16:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Good Thingsmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hfqz&page=28?Good-Things#13592010-08-12T23:15:27Z2009-02-03T18:45:56Z<p>Taxes are over and done with.</p>
<p>My son = awesome.</p>
<p>Relationship with my wife is on a high note.</p>
<p>Still have a decent job.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rwr5_captain-eo-short-film-with-michael_shortfilms" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">CAPTAIN EO</a>!</p>Taxes are over and done with.
My son = awesome.
Relationship with my wife is on a high note.
Still have a decent job.
CAPTAIN EO!mwbeeler2009-02-03T18:45:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19882010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-02-03T13:20:49Z<p>It's bad; financapololypse everywhere you look. Everything is on sale, but who has any money to buy it? Buying a car when jobs are on shaky ground scares the hell out of me. Took a lot of legwork, but we managed to get a great rate thanks to how anal we are about our credit.</p>It's bad; financapololypse everywhere you look. Everything is on sale, but who has any money to buy it? Buying a car when jobs are on shaky ground scares the hell out of me. Took a lot of legwork, but we managed to get a great rate thanks to how anal we are about our credit.mwbeeler2009-02-03T13:20:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Good Thingsmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hfqz&page=28?Good-Things#13572010-08-12T23:15:27Z2009-02-03T13:14:45Z<p>Sorry, Gary. One of our cats (the female) had really bad teeth (we're softies and have a habit of picking up formerly abused pets), so the "momma's boy" cat used to eat way too much and throw up all over so that she could eat the softer food (like a Roman Vomitorium, but for cats). It's horrifying, but endearing in a way to see that kind of love and kindness. They both passed on within the last few years due to tainted cat food, leaving us with the two tabbies. There's a lot less puke around, but I'd trade back in a second.</p>Sorry, Gary. One of our cats (the female) had really bad teeth (we're softies and have a habit of picking up formerly abused pets), so the "momma's boy" cat used to eat way too much and throw up all over so that she could eat the softer food (like a Roman Vomitorium, but for cats). It's horrifying, but endearing in a way to see that kind of love and kindness. They both passed on within the last few years due to tainted cat food, leaving us with the two tabbies. There's a lot less puke around,...mwbeeler2009-02-03T13:14:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage Tidemwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#23002009-05-23T16:41:03Z2009-02-03T13:09:18Z<p>Just dropping a quick line in both PBP discussion threads:</p>
<p>Sorry about the lack of updates, they laid a few people off at work and it has been crazy, not to mention even if I could get extra time there, the new routing prevents me from hitting the boards (the boards being down all the time hasn’t helped, either).</p>
<p>I’m working on the problem though, and hope to be able to start updating again soon. Option A is getting an AT&T cellular modem, but in order to justify the cost I’d have to drop my subscription, which offends my sensibilities (stopping payment on a company’s product so I can pay another company to make use of company 1’s free services). Option B might take a couple of weeks, but I’ve been thinking of getting a Kindle for a while and using the EV-DO browsing as there is a Sprint repeater over my head.</p>
<p>We finally closed on a new AWD vehicle, and I have a rebate check coming from it, I just have to try justifying buying something for myself when what we really need is a new roof. Ah well, just letting everyone know I’m still here and thinking about you! Sorry for the delay.</p>Just dropping a quick line in both PBP discussion threads:
Sorry about the lack of updates, they laid a few people off at work and it has been crazy, not to mention even if I could get extra time there, the new routing prevents me from hitting the boards (the boards being down all the time hasn’t helped, either).
I’m working on the problem though, and hope to be able to start updating again soon. Option A is getting an AT&T cellular modem, but in order to justify the cost I’d have to drop...mwbeeler2009-02-03T13:09:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19862010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-02-03T13:08:30Z<p>Just dropping a quick line in both PBP discussion threads:</p>
<p>Sorry about the lack of updates, they laid a few people off at work and it has been crazy, not to mention even if I could get extra time there, the new routing prevents me from hitting the boards (the boards being down all the time hasn’t helped, either).</p>
<p>I’m working on the problem though, and hope to be able to start updating again soon. Option A is getting an AT&T cellular modem, but in order to justify the cost I’d have to drop my subscription, which offends my sensibilities (stopping payment on a company’s product so I can pay another company to make use of company 1’s free services). Option B might take a couple of weeks, but I’ve been thinking of getting a Kindle for a while and using the EV-DO browsing as there is a Sprint repeater over my head.</p>
<p>We finally closed on a new AWD vehicle, and I have a rebate check coming from it, I just have to try justifying buying something for myself when what we really need is a new roof. Ah well, just letting everyone know I’m still here and thinking about you! Sorry for the delay.</p>Just dropping a quick line in both PBP discussion threads:
Sorry about the lack of updates, they laid a few people off at work and it has been crazy, not to mention even if I could get extra time there, the new routing prevents me from hitting the boards (the boards being down all the time hasn’t helped, either).
I’m working on the problem though, and hope to be able to start updating again soon. Option A is getting an AT&T cellular modem, but in order to justify the cost I’d have to drop...mwbeeler2009-02-03T13:08:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=17?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#8152009-02-01T12:29:48Z2009-02-01T12:29:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Gonna give Rennet until tomorrow before I DMPC him.</span></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> It’s all good, last four or five times I tried to get in the forums were down.</span>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1920754/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d20+8=17</a></p>
<p>Rennet raises his hand between himself and the creature, but the flesh just melts away, and the freakish thing persists between the gaps in the bone. He flips his head from side to side, leaving greasy streaks on either side of him, but it’s still there.</p>
<p><i>“I wonder if it notices me and not the others because of the drugs? Maybe these things are always here and we just can’t see them. It has my “scent” now, I have to take it down, pull it into the “real” world.”</i></p>
<p>Rennet charges in slow motion, intent on tearing his memories out of the beast.</p>Warden of Doors wrote:Gonna give Rennet until tomorrow before I DMPC him.
It’s all good, last four or five times I tried to get in the forums were down. 1d20+8=17
Rennet raises his hand between himself and the creature, but the flesh just melts away, and the freakish thing persists between the gaps in the bone. He flips his head from side to side, leaving greasy streaks on either side of him, but it’s still there.
“I wonder if it notices me and not the others because of the drugs? Maybe...Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-02-01T12:29:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=15?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#7482009-01-21T18:31:42Z2009-01-21T18:31:19Z<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>[Spoiler omitted]Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-01-21T18:31:19ZRe: Forums: Television: US version of Life On Mars.... Why can't you guys just watch the original!!!mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7aw?US-version-of-Life-On-Mars-Why-cant-you-guys#292009-01-20T18:43:06Z2009-01-20T18:42:05Z<p>Truthfully? I think it's the teeth. Not because people in the UK have poor dental hygiene, but because Americans are fixated on super-straight nuclear smiles. Just look at the British performers who work for American television. Nuclear smiles. I love watching British television simply because the people look <b>normal</b>. Just part of the reason I loved Catherine Tate as a Doctor Who companion; she was an "anyperson."</p>Truthfully? I think it's the teeth. Not because people in the UK have poor dental hygiene, but because Americans are fixated on super-straight nuclear smiles. Just look at the British performers who work for American television. Nuclear smiles. I love watching British television simply because the people look normal. Just part of the reason I loved Catherine Tate as a Doctor Who companion; she was an "anyperson."mwbeeler2009-01-20T18:42:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19832010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-01-20T17:59:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kruelaid wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Ferris Beeler's Day Off</i> </blockquote><p>Sweet Jesus I hate that movie, and I've never even seen it. Sorry for the holdup, they've been laying off people from our division and I've been batting cleanup. Will try to get things moving soon.Kruelaid wrote:Ferris Beeler's Day Off
Sweet Jesus I hate that movie, and I've never even seen it. Sorry for the holdup, they've been laying off people from our division and I've been batting cleanup. Will try to get things moving soon.mwbeeler2009-01-20T17:59:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=15?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#7442009-01-20T12:35:16Z2009-01-20T12:34:55Z<p>Rennet almost returns the two masterwork daggers to the communal pile, then decides that with no where to go and nothing to do until tomorrow afternoon, he’ll see if he can trade them for a quick high and somewhere to crash unmolested for the day.</p>
<p>Pocketing the two special materials daggers, Rennet palms a masterwork blade in each hand, nods curtly to his new acquaintances, then heads out to “score” something to make him remember, or forget.</p>Rennet almost returns the two masterwork daggers to the communal pile, then decides that with no where to go and nothing to do until tomorrow afternoon, he’ll see if he can trade them for a quick high and somewhere to crash unmolested for the day.
Pocketing the two special materials daggers, Rennet palms a masterwork blade in each hand, nods curtly to his new acquaintances, then heads out to “score” something to make him remember, or forget.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-01-20T12:34:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=15?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#7362009-01-17T17:53:56Z2009-01-17T17:53:56Z<p><i>Rennet perks up at the mention of a tome valuable to drug dealers.</i></p>
<p>By touch, Rennet indicates the only items of interest are the silver and cold iron daggers.</p>Rennet perks up at the mention of a tome valuable to drug dealers.
By touch, Rennet indicates the only items of interest are the silver and cold iron daggers.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-01-17T17:53:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=34?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#16852010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-01-14T15:41:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lynora wrote:</div><blockquote> So we finally get to drive the hour plus home from Flint, and in the couple of hours we spent there 23 had turned into a sheet of ice. </blockquote><p>Sorry about the death in the family. How odd, we were in Flint on Sunday as well. My wife's family met at BD's Mongolian Barbeque for her mother's birthday. Nasty driving, but awesome experience at the restaurant.lynora wrote:So we finally get to drive the hour plus home from Flint, and in the couple of hours we spent there 23 had turned into a sheet of ice.
Sorry about the death in the family. How odd, we were in Flint on Sunday as well. My wife's family met at BD's Mongolian Barbeque for her mother's birthday. Nasty driving, but awesome experience at the restaurant.mwbeeler2009-01-14T15:41:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22992009-05-23T16:41:03Z2009-01-14T03:06:58Z<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2009-01-14T03:06:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Random Sh**e Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hf84&page=24?The-Random-She-Thread#11542009-09-25T03:10:09Z2009-01-11T13:00:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> A little skepticism never hurt anyone. </blockquote><p>I doubt that.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:A little skepticism never hurt anyone.
I doubt that. [Spoiler omitted]mwbeeler2009-01-11T13:00:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=16?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#7632009-01-10T18:21:52Z2009-01-10T18:21:51Z<p>I'm still lurking about, in case anyone is worried. Rotten weather coupled with a single vehicle that sucks in rotten weather is eating up my play time as of late. Got a line on 5.5% financing and have a quote on a AWD vehicle, so hopefully remedied soon.</p>
<p>As for the eye, I'm fine either way (the ripping or the remaining). His primary focus is to wail on Vanthus, so provided you don't deviate too far from that goal, shouldn't be a real conflict, though he might have a few behavioral "suggestions" here and there. If you do end up removing it forcibly...eh, we'll work something out to get you another eyeball or eyeball equivalent. Can't have you running about without depth perception now!</p>I'm still lurking about, in case anyone is worried. Rotten weather coupled with a single vehicle that sucks in rotten weather is eating up my play time as of late. Got a line on 5.5% financing and have a quote on a AWD vehicle, so hopefully remedied soon.
As for the eye, I'm fine either way (the ripping or the remaining). His primary focus is to wail on Vanthus, so provided you don't deviate too far from that goal, shouldn't be a real conflict, though he might have a few behavioral...mwbeeler2009-01-10T18:21:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=34?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#16772010-05-08T02:15:05Z2009-01-09T13:49:09Z<p>I'm getting to almost the one year mark on being cancer free, so I feel for you. Just keep putting one foot in front of the other, is my best advice. Show it who's boss!</p>
<p>Oh, and it's fraenulum (though fraenum / frenulum are interchangeable). I have a short one under my tongue (frenulum linguae); it's a bummer for language and love, but you take what you're given.</p>I'm getting to almost the one year mark on being cancer free, so I feel for you. Just keep putting one foot in front of the other, is my best advice. Show it who's boss!
Oh, and it's fraenulum (though fraenum / frenulum are interchangeable). I have a short one under my tongue (frenulum linguae); it's a bummer for language and love, but you take what you're given.mwbeeler2009-01-09T13:49:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=15?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#7082009-01-07T17:26:35Z2009-01-07T17:26:35Z<p>Rennet remains seated, keeping watch over his new “friends,” the door, and the unknown party.</p>Rennet remains seated, keeping watch over his new “friends,” the door, and the unknown party.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2009-01-07T17:26:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19692010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-01-03T17:57:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kruelaid wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm sure you've already thunk this, B-man, but may I propose you move the narrative on a bit and bring everyone together, because we left off in a bit of confusion. Added time off = big muddle, "where the frack is I?". </blockquote><p>Agreed. I've been thinking of a few other minor deviations as well to line everything up. Not a reboot, just a few pokes in the butt wih a sharp stick.Kruelaid wrote:I'm sure you've already thunk this, B-man, but may I propose you move the narrative on a bit and bring everyone together, because we left off in a bit of confusion. Added time off = big muddle, "where the frack is I?".
Agreed. I've been thinking of a few other minor deviations as well to line everything up. Not a reboot, just a few pokes in the butt wih a sharp stick.mwbeeler2009-01-03T17:57:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=5?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2312009-05-27T02:48:50Z2009-01-03T17:56:33Z<p>I <i>SAW</i> that! Much awesomeness; I'm just waiting until he heals to move over the details.</p>I SAW that! Much awesomeness; I'm just waiting until he heals to move over the details.mwbeeler2009-01-03T17:56:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What Is America Coming To?mwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j5fx?What-Is-America-Coming-To#202009-01-03T17:52:26Z2009-01-03T17:52:25Z<p>I'd totally pick up Latvia, but I think I'd see if they would haggle down to an even 10 (stupid OCD) first.</p>
<p>Just once I'd love to see a president tell the backers to stuff it and spend inauguration day feeding the homeless instead.</p>I'd totally pick up Latvia, but I think I'd see if they would haggle down to an even 10 (stupid OCD) first.
Just once I'd love to see a president tell the backers to stuff it and spend inauguration day feeding the homeless instead.mwbeeler2009-01-03T17:52:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=5?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2292009-05-27T02:48:50Z2009-01-02T18:49:04Z<p>Welcome aboard! Cool deal, I hear Mass Effect is awesome.</p>Welcome aboard! Cool deal, I hear Mass Effect is awesome.mwbeeler2009-01-02T18:49:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of Reciprocitymwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=66?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32862010-01-18T21:59:15Z2009-01-02T18:48:15Z<p>True, hate is really too strong of a word. It implies effort. Let's call it love's polar opposite, indifference, instead.</p>True, hate is really too strong of a word. It implies effort. Let's call it love's polar opposite, indifference, instead.mwbeeler2009-01-02T18:48:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Reciprocity - A Dark Sun PbPmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hrl5&page=40?Reciprocity-A-Dark-Sun-PbP#19612010-03-28T08:02:51Z2009-01-02T18:45:49Z<p>Welcome back, happy holidays all. ;) Everyone still interested in getting back up and running?</p>Welcome back, happy holidays all. ;) Everyone still interested in getting back up and running?mwbeeler2009-01-02T18:45:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=16?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#7592009-01-02T18:44:52Z2009-01-02T18:44:51Z<p>Great news. I think I'm finally all settled as well and will get my crap in gear post haste.</p>
<p>Nice to meet you NecroticBanana. We're nearing the close of this Chapter, but depending on what happens next and what the other players think, we may be able to write you an "in."</p>Great news. I think I'm finally all settled as well and will get my crap in gear post haste.
Nice to meet you NecroticBanana. We're nearing the close of this Chapter, but depending on what happens next and what the other players think, we may be able to write you an "in."mwbeeler2009-01-02T18:44:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=14?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#6922008-12-29T13:07:17Z2008-12-29T13:07:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Part of this is coverage for actions already past.</span></p>
<p><i> Rennet gives Reghar the stink eye for a bit, though he knows the fault lies within himself for allowing a prisoner to be restrained. “If that happens again, I may have to put that one down.” </i></p>
<p>Rennet hands the tomes over to Olli for study without reservation, then winks and winds up the illicit smut, handing it over to Thorn <i>“for later.”</i></p>
<p>Assuming the skull perched on the corpse doesn’t match the description of Enoch, I’ll push the corpse towards the tree then head downstairs with the others.</p>
<p>—-</p>
<p>Rennet nods at Marya, wondering what type of response will seem nonthreatening yet prevent her from greeting him with a similar noise ever again.</p>Part of this is coverage for actions already past.
Rennet gives Reghar the stink eye for a bit, though he knows the fault lies within himself for allowing a prisoner to be restrained. “If that happens again, I may have to put that one down.”
Rennet hands the tomes over to Olli for study without reservation, then winks and winds up the illicit smut, handing it over to Thorn “for later.”
Assuming the skull perched on the corpse doesn’t match the description of Enoch, I’ll push the corpse...Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-12-29T13:07:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of Reciprocitymwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=66?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32822010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-12-28T18:51:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote>And all the gin in the sky couldn't make me love my mom. She's almost all of the reasons I'm as screwed up as I am. </blockquote><p>Stick with the hate; I had epiphany this weekend about why my mother might be like she is, and now it's just creepy talking to my parents. Avoidance was better.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:And all the gin in the sky couldn't make me love my mom. She's almost all of the reasons I'm as screwed up as I am.
Stick with the hate; I had epiphany this weekend about why my mother might be like she is, and now it's just creepy talking to my parents. Avoidance was better.mwbeeler2008-12-28T18:51:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Unity Of Rings- Planescape Discussion Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4l&page=5?Unity-Of-Rings-Planescape-Discussion-Thread#2152009-05-27T02:48:50Z2008-12-28T18:50:04Z<p>I'm not dead, promise (braaaaiiinnnnss....)!</p>I'm not dead, promise (braaaaiiinnnnss....)!mwbeeler2008-12-28T18:50:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Things in Life That Suckmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hiw9&page=34?Things-in-Life-That-Suck#16662010-05-08T02:15:05Z2008-12-28T18:47:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm in the process of having my medical records transferred to a new doctor, because my current healthcare provider is a brainless, drooling idiot.</blockquote><p>Sounds exactly like our former "revolving door" Doctor's office that managed to miss my cancer for years. Took me over six months to straighten out the outstanding billing (the sad part was they owed me, not vice versa).The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I'm in the process of having my medical records transferred to a new doctor, because my current healthcare provider is a brainless, drooling idiot.
Sounds exactly like our former "revolving door" Doctor's office that managed to miss my cancer for years. Took me over six months to straighten out the outstanding billing (the sad part was they owed me, not vice versa).mwbeeler2008-12-28T18:47:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Random Sh**e Threadmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hf84&page=23?The-Random-She-Thread#11402009-09-25T03:10:09Z2008-12-22T17:57:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote> hmm only a smile from me; but then my Lions are really getting creamed this year; most losses of any team ever. </blockquote><p>Packers!!!!!!!
<p>(sorry, I may live in the "D," but I'm at Yooper at heart)</p>Valegrim wrote:hmm only a smile from me; but then my Lions are really getting creamed this year; most losses of any team ever.
Packers!!!!!!! (sorry, I may live in the "D," but I'm at Yooper at heart)mwbeeler2008-12-22T17:57:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postmwbeelerhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=16?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#7562008-12-21T13:39:09Z2008-12-21T13:39:01Z<p>Figured the holidays would be a little busy (and how) for everyone. Finally done with my personal shizzle, but I need to run up to our parent's this week.</p>Figured the holidays would be a little busy (and how) for everyone. Finally done with my personal shizzle, but I need to run up to our parent's this week.mwbeeler2008-12-21T13:39:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22892009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-12-03T17:39:08Z<p>[ooc][Spoiler omitted]</p>[ooc][Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-12-03T17:39:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=13?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#6312008-12-03T17:38:39Z2008-12-03T17:38:34Z<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>[Spoiler omitted]Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-12-03T17:38:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5982008-11-28T12:47:34Z2008-11-28T12:47:09Z<p>Rennet offers the "just a minute" sign <span class=messageboard-ooc>(like an "o.k." hand, but in reverse)</span> without looking over his shoulder, and then attempts to use his scythe to peel back the blankets around the body without approaching.</p>Rennet offers the "just a minute" sign (like an "o.k." hand, but in reverse) without looking over his shoulder, and then attempts to use his scythe to peel back the blankets around the body without approaching.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-28T12:47:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5942008-11-27T17:44:52Z2008-11-27T17:44:12Z<p><i> What the hell is the point of a good "told you so” if you can’t tell anyone?</i></p>
<p>Rennet waits for Olli to do his thing, inching closer to the lump in the bed while keeping one eye on the tree.</p>
<p><i>Wonder if those books are salvageable?</i></p>What the hell is the point of a good "told you so” if you can’t tell anyone?
Rennet waits for Olli to do his thing, inching closer to the lump in the bed while keeping one eye on the tree.
Wonder if those books are salvageable?Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-27T17:44:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22782009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-24T11:18:28Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Apparently, sleeping in until 3 am shoots most of your plans to hell. </span></p>
<p>The Sunrise guard releases Eldin and Terin without incident, reminding them of their defeasance to keep the peace and remain within city limits until notified otherwise.</p>
<p>On your return to the Vanderboren estate, you both note the presence of a “tail.”</p>
<p>Kora escorts Terin and Eldin into the assembled gathering, providing hasty introductions before heading back into the kitchen for additional appetizers.</p>
<p>Looking ruffled following your rundown of your experience at the guardhouse, Lord Lidu excuses himself, allowing you to get down the particulars of your next moves.</p>Apparently, sleeping in until 3 am shoots most of your plans to hell.
The Sunrise guard releases Eldin and Terin without incident, reminding them of their defeasance to keep the peace and remain within city limits until notified otherwise.
On your return to the Vanderboren estate, you both note the presence of a “tail.”
Kora escorts Terin and Eldin into the assembled gathering, providing hasty introductions before heading back into the kitchen for additional appetizers.
Looking ruffled...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-24T11:18:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5832008-11-24T10:35:35Z2008-11-24T10:35:32Z<p>Rennet turns the paper over and lays down a few lines in block letters,</p>
<p>RENNET</p>
<p>FORMERLY HUMAN</p>
<p>BURN OR BURY IN UNSANCTIFIED GROUND ONLY</p>
<p>then stuffs the note into his pocket. Returning the remaining writing materials with a nod of thanks to Olli, he strides after Thorn.</p>
<p><i>You can lead a…horse…ram…whatever…to water…</i></p>Rennet turns the paper over and lays down a few lines in block letters,
RENNET
FORMERLY HUMAN
BURN OR BURY IN UNSANCTIFIED GROUND ONLY
then stuffs the note into his pocket. Returning the remaining writing materials with a nod of thanks to Olli, he strides after Thorn.
You can lead a…horse…ram…whatever…to water…Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-24T10:35:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5782008-11-23T18:04:54Z2008-11-23T18:04:08Z<p><i>Piss up a...is that even possible...? Cute.</i></p>
<p>Rennet quickly jots down:</p>
<p><i>How committed are you to proceeding? These…animals (scratched out)…creatures (scratched out)…whatever…are befouled by a malevolent alien power I’ve encountered before. </i></p>Piss up a...is that even possible...? Cute.
Rennet quickly jots down:
How committed are you to proceeding? These…animals (scratched out)…creatures (scratched out)…whatever…are befouled by a malevolent alien power I’ve encountered before.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-23T18:04:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22752009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-19T19:15:46Z<p>The guard may be authoritative, but he’s also dishonest. Considering himself secure in the guardhouse, he’s willing to lie openly to you without reservation. You begin to wonder if he sent anyone at all to check out the guild.</p>The guard may be authoritative, but he’s also dishonest. Considering himself secure in the guardhouse, he’s willing to lie openly to you without reservation. You begin to wonder if he sent anyone at all to check out the guild.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-19T19:15:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22742009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-19T19:12:16Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Back, sorry. Got sucked into a new novel series and devoured five of them over the last two days. </span></p>Back, sorry. Got sucked into a new novel series and devoured five of them over the last two days.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-19T19:12:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5752008-11-19T19:11:16Z2008-11-19T19:11:15Z<p><i>Aboleths. Disgusting; filthy fleshwarpers. It’s been fun larking with these, but they need to know this is about to get serious.</i></p>
<p>Rennet mimes swimming around the room, looking for all the planes like a giant sperm. Giving up, he starts shaking his fist at Olli like someone looking for a pen.</p>
<p>As for the blade, Rennet points at dangerous object, shakes his head no, then mimics snapping it over his knee.</p>Aboleths. Disgusting; filthy fleshwarpers. It’s been fun larking with these, but they need to know this is about to get serious.
Rennet mimes swimming around the room, looking for all the planes like a giant sperm. Giving up, he starts shaking his fist at Olli like someone looking for a pen.
As for the blade, Rennet points at dangerous object, shakes his head no, then mimics snapping it over his knee.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-19T19:11:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5632008-11-15T16:45:38Z2008-11-15T16:45:37Z<p>Rennet waits patiently, leering of touching anything the tainted creatures owned.</p>Rennet waits patiently, leering of touching anything the tainted creatures owned.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-15T16:45:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22682009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-15T16:42:40Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Steps out of the thread. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>CONTACT!</b></span></span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><b>CONTACT!</b></span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Moves around the whirling blade, hops back into the thread. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Anyone wish to attempt to ascertain how truthful the guard is before heading back to the mansion? </span></p>Steps out of the thread.
CONTACT!
CONTACT!
Moves around the whirling blade, hops back into the thread.
Anyone wish to attempt to ascertain how truthful the guard is before heading back to the mansion?G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-15T16:42:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22672009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-12T17:24:47Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I like my justice served with a nice Diet Coke, unless it's after six a.m., then I need to lay off the caffeine. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Still here, just waiting until I'm needed. </span></p>I like my justice served with a nice Diet Coke, unless it's after six a.m., then I need to lay off the caffeine.
Still here, just waiting until I'm needed.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-12T17:24:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22632009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-06T17:32:01Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lord Lidu speaks, “It would be best if we kept this to ourselves for the moment. We won’t have much time to act, but we don’t know whom to trust. Even my garrison in the Sunrise District isn’t immune to the Lotus Dragon’s infiltration.</span></p>Lord Lidu speaks, “It would be best if we kept this to ourselves for the moment. We won’t have much time to act, but we don’t know whom to trust. Even my garrison in the Sunrise District isn’t immune to the Lotus Dragon’s infiltration.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-06T17:32:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5562008-11-06T17:30:05Z2008-11-06T17:29:58Z<p><i> Oh right, I'm the crazy one. </i></p>
<p>Rennet stomps out what flames he can, and gives O.L.L.I a pat on the...err...cube...for the healing.</p>Oh right, I'm the crazy one.
Rennet stomps out what flames he can, and gives O.L.L.I a pat on the...err...cube...for the healing.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-06T17:29:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=12?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5542008-11-04T14:55:52Z2008-11-04T14:55:45Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Rennet nods in thanks. </span></p>
<p><i> I wonder if he has a spell to cancel out the headache he’s giving me? </i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Rennet looks at the roots and debates setting the place on fire. </span></p>Rennet nods in thanks.
I wonder if he has a spell to cancel out the headache he’s giving me?
Rennet looks at the roots and debates setting the place on fire.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-04T14:55:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=46?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22582009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-11-03T18:01:56Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Running behind due to a hectic holiday weekend. Update shortly, I have tonight off. </span></p>Running behind due to a hectic holiday weekend. Update shortly, I have tonight off.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-11-03T18:01:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5462008-10-28T12:19:05Z2008-10-28T12:19:05Z<p>Finding his power spent for the moment, Rennet climbs off his behind and lends the Modron a hand.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Take 10, aid another, Heal.</span></p>Finding his power spent for the moment, Rennet climbs off his behind and lends the Modron a hand.
Take 10, aid another, Heal.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-28T12:19:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22362009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-28T12:04:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Seann Eoghan wrote:</div><blockquote> "You have to add just the right amount o' wood alcohol."</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Blindness = Too much! </span>Seann Eoghan wrote:"You have to add just the right amount o' wood alcohol."
Blindness = Too much!G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-28T12:04:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22352009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-28T12:03:24Z<p>The sergeant notices you, but there isn’t any glimmer of recognition. You do receive a silent plea for rescue in his glance, however.</p>
<p>The woman continues to prattle on about something in the bushes sucking the insides out of her cat. Sounds like a real nutter.</p>
<p>Leaning over without trying to put your face right up next to your portrait, you see the note reads: <b> CLEARED </b> in large block letters, apparently from a stamp of some kind.</p>The sergeant notices you, but there isn’t any glimmer of recognition. You do receive a silent plea for rescue in his glance, however.
The woman continues to prattle on about something in the bushes sucking the insides out of her cat. Sounds like a real nutter.
Leaning over without trying to put your face right up next to your portrait, you see the note reads: CLEARED in large block letters, apparently from a stamp of some kind.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-28T12:03:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5432008-10-27T19:44:30Z2008-10-27T19:42:29Z<p>Rennet cringes as “Q” raises his holy symbol for a second time, then relaxes and throws a quick salute towards the little modron before returning to hack at the monstrosity, continuing long after it stops moving (hey, if it got up from being dead once…).</p>
<p><i> Must find a polite way to ask him to Never Do That Again!” </i></p>
<p>Sinking to the floor, Rennet sets down in a pile of ichor and searches inside himself for any last vestiges of liberative healing.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Cube, cube-y, cue, Q </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I'll check later to see if I have any LoH left, can't remember and I seriously need to get to bed. </span></p>Rennet cringes as “Q” raises his holy symbol for a second time, then relaxes and throws a quick salute towards the little modron before returning to hack at the monstrosity, continuing long after it stops moving (hey, if it got up from being dead once…).
Must find a polite way to ask him to Never Do That Again!”
Sinking to the floor, Rennet sets down in a pile of ichor and searches inside himself for any last vestiges of liberative healing.
Cube, cube-y, cue, Q
I'll check later to...Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-27T19:42:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22322009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-27T19:41:32Z<p>Following introductions, Kora covers three chairs with white linen covers for the trio, and Lavinia thanks you again for your service, and requests an update on your progress, letting you know you may speak freely, Lord Lidu being a staunch ally of the family. The late middle-aged man in wizard’s robes offers you a silent smile, then leans back and resumes sipping a strong smelling, bitter tea. As you begin, Kora offers you more of the same.</p>Following introductions, Kora covers three chairs with white linen covers for the trio, and Lavinia thanks you again for your service, and requests an update on your progress, letting you know you may speak freely, Lord Lidu being a staunch ally of the family. The late middle-aged man in wizard’s robes offers you a silent smile, then leans back and resumes sipping a strong smelling, bitter tea. As you begin, Kora offers you more of the same.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-27T19:41:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22302009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-27T19:40:21Z<p>Seann and Tyndal make a beeline for the new Vanderboren Manor with Marius in tow. Kora looks pleased to see you, but inquires after the whereabouts of the rest of your party with a concerned glance.</p>Seann and Tyndal make a beeline for the new Vanderboren Manor with Marius in tow. Kora looks pleased to see you, but inquires after the whereabouts of the rest of your party with a concerned glance.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-27T19:40:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22292009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-27T19:39:45Z<p>Eldin, Ardan, and Terin cross over a short, wooden bridge at the end of Monkey Street, take a quick shortcut between the shop of a sage and an unmarked residence at the edge of the Dawn Market, and arrive before the Sunrise Garrison. Two men in crisp watch uniforms flank an open doorway, while a drillmaster barks orders at a contingent of men to your right, putting them through their paces.</p>
<p>One of the men nod in your general direction by way of greeting as you pass into the barracks. The afternoon sun streams through the barred windows, throwing stripped shadows across the floor, and you detect a low odor of oil, sweat, and leather that isn’t altogether unpleasant. A wooden gate sections off the back half of the room, and bisecting the gate is a tall, wooden desk behind which sits a long-suffering desk sergeant in a short sleeve shirt attempting (without success) to grab bites of a muffin between the irate screeches of a woman complaining about her dead cat and demanding to see the watch commander.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Spot Checks if you please (spoilers are cumulative).</span></p>
<p>DC5[Spoiler omitted]</p>
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<p>DC20[Spoiler omitted]</p>Eldin, Ardan, and Terin cross over a short, wooden bridge at the end of Monkey Street, take a quick shortcut between the shop of a sage and an unmarked residence at the edge of the Dawn Market, and arrive before the Sunrise Garrison. Two men in crisp watch uniforms flank an open doorway, while a drillmaster barks orders at a contingent of men to your right, putting them through their paces.
One of the men nod in your general direction by way of greeting as you pass into the barracks. The...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-27T19:39:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22272009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-26T10:58:25Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> So if I am reading your intention correctly, you'll be splitting up to report to the nearest available watch station, then meeting back up at the mansion? </span></p>So if I am reading your intention correctly, you'll be splitting up to report to the nearest available watch station, then meeting back up at the mansion?G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-26T10:58:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22222009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-23T15:00:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> By chest I mean shirt (ouch). </span></p>By chest I mean shirt (ouch).G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-23T15:00:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22212009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-23T11:46:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Marius Hawk wrote:</div><blockquote> Now, he spends a few moments savouring his freedom before he moves on to contemplating where he goes from here. </blockquote><p>After taking in the fresh air and bright blue morning sky, Marius looks down, only to discover a note pinned to his chest he hadn’t noticed before. Sneaky thieves.
<p><i> “You are hereby placed on the Lotus Dragon extended roster, and relieved of normal guild duties, pending completion of one non-specified favor to be fulfilled at any time without prior warning. Contact us via the tattoo if you require assistance. Attempting to remove your guild marker will bring you undue harm.”</i></p>Marius Hawk wrote:Now, he spends a few moments savouring his freedom before he moves on to contemplating where he goes from here.
After taking in the fresh air and bright blue morning sky, Marius looks down, only to discover a note pinned to his chest he hadn’t noticed before. Sneaky thieves. “You are hereby placed on the Lotus Dragon extended roster, and relieved of normal guild duties, pending completion of one non-specified favor to be fulfilled at any time without prior warning. Contact...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-23T11:46:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22202009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-23T11:41:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Terin 'The Beast' Talonshift wrote:</div><blockquote> I don't understand how a magnificent creature such as you could stay in a underground lair like that.</blockquote><p>“The mistress has always been good to me, and there is much prey here you have not scented out yet.”Terin 'The Beast' Talonshift wrote:I don't understand how a magnificent creature such as you could stay in a underground lair like that.
“The mistress has always been good to me, and there is much prey here you have not scented out yet.”G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-23T11:41:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22172009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-22T16:38:25Z<p>Contents:
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[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-22T16:38:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22152009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-22T12:16:33Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> With a small pop and a puff of lavender smoke, Nemien the taxidermist stands before you. </span></p>
<p>“Well now, that should cover plausible deniability, don’t you think?,” he says, rubbing his mustache between his fingers.</p>
<p>“Good day, gentle customers.,” he smiles, shooing you out the door.</p>With a small pop and a puff of lavender smoke, Nemien the taxidermist stands before you.
“Well now, that should cover plausible deniability, don’t you think?,” he says, rubbing his mustache between his fingers.
“Good day, gentle customers.,” he smiles, shooing you out the door.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-22T12:16:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22122009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-22T12:09:59Z<p>Gut Tugger trots along, looking back every so often, circling around, and nudging the party in the proper direction sheepdog style before darting back to the front of the procession. He chatters nonstop about everything from the onset of fall weather to the tearing of flesh from still warm prey, the prattle stopping only as you pass Lotus Dragon guild members, at which times he lopes along glassy-eyed. Gut Tugger directs you up the ladder to the Taxidermists shop, waiting at the bottom until he is certain you are on your way. The hidden door closes behind you, and you hear the scrape of a bar from the inside.</p>
<p>As you enter the disheveled taxidermists shop, you spot a familiar face.</p>Gut Tugger trots along, looking back every so often, circling around, and nudging the party in the proper direction sheepdog style before darting back to the front of the procession. He chatters nonstop about everything from the onset of fall weather to the tearing of flesh from still warm prey, the prattle stopping only as you pass Lotus Dragon guild members, at which times he lopes along glassy-eyed. Gut Tugger directs you up the ladder to the Taxidermists shop, waiting at the bottom until...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-22T12:09:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22112009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-22T12:00:49Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Said <a href="http://www.shamanscrucible.com/images/Letters.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Letters</a> (or at least the pertinent bits), for when you have an hour or two to sit and peruse them. </span></p>Said Letters (or at least the pertinent bits), for when you have an hour or two to sit and peruse them.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-22T12:00:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=45?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22042009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-21T12:08:36Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> The dragonkin ceases pacing for a moment and displays a toothy grin. </span></p>
<p>“I speak,” <span class=messageboard-ooc>it informs you in clipped common, accompanied by an Elvish accent.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> The creature gives you a throaty chuckle, then accedes,</span> “You are smarter than most that come to visit.”</p>The dragonkin ceases pacing for a moment and displays a toothy grin.
“I speak,” it informs you in clipped common, accompanied by an Elvish accent.
The creature gives you a throaty chuckle, then accedes, “You are smarter than most that come to visit.”G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-21T12:08:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5392008-10-21T12:02:55Z2008-10-21T12:02:36Z<p><span class=tiny><span class=messageboard-ooc> •Cough•, I know a bailout when I see one; much obliged. </span></span></p>
<p><i> Rennet buckles at the waist and retches into his faceplate under the wave of healing Law. Left with nowhere to go, bile streams out his nose and rebounds down his throat as he lurches towards the undead, swinging his scythe. </i></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1778415/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d20+5=15, 2d4+1=6</a></p>*Cough*, I know a bailout when I see one; much obliged.
Rennet buckles at the waist and retches into his faceplate under the wave of healing Law. Left with nowhere to go, bile streams out his nose and rebounds down his throat as he lurches towards the undead, swinging his scythe.
1d20+5=15, 2d4+1=6Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-21T12:02:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22002009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-20T17:29:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Seann Eoghan wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc><a href="http://theeldritchmrshiny.deviantart.com/art/The-Beast-101024273" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I give you... The Beast.</a></span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Neat! </span>Seann Eoghan wrote:I give you... The Beast.
Neat!G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-20T17:29:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21912009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-18T11:47:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Eldin Farstrider wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Sense Motive: 11+3 = 14. Does she seem to be on the level? Does she seem genuinely confident that she will come off better if we take her to the authorities?</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> You are unable to determine the truth of her words, but she does seem quite confident. You get the impression from her that no matter what course of action you choose, she’s three moves ahead of you.</span>Eldin Farstrider wrote:Sense Motive: 11+3 = 14. Does she seem to be on the level? Does she seem genuinely confident that she will come off better if we take her to the authorities?
You are unable to determine the truth of her words, but she does seem quite confident. You get the impression from her that no matter what course of action you choose, she’s three moves ahead of you.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-18T11:47:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=65?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32222010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-10-15T16:39:02Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Little more wiped after class that I thought I would be, but the goal is to update character placement and current scenario in this space within a day so everyone can start chiming in. </span></p>Little more wiped after class that I thought I would be, but the goal is to update character placement and current scenario in this space within a day so everyone can start chiming in.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-15T16:39:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21862009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-15T16:38:48Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Little more wiped after class that I thought I would be, but the goal is to update character placement and current scenario in this space within a day so everyone can start chiming in. </span></p>Little more wiped after class that I thought I would be, but the goal is to update character placement and current scenario in this space within a day so everyone can start chiming in.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-15T16:38:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=65?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32172010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-10-15T12:12:59Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Bleh, another cavity. Ah well. :)</span></p>Bleh, another cavity. Ah well. :)G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-15T12:12:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=65?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32122010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-10-14T11:49:46Z<p>Captured and carted across the desert by unknown, uncaring masters to a fate worse than death, a passing Tyr storm offers you a reprieve.</p>
<p>Banding together out of necessity, you overpower your remaining captors and their mobile undead prison. Scavenging together what supplies you can, you fashion makeshift weapons and set off across the desert towards the nearest known good water supply, braving wilderness hazards and bizarre monsters (not to mention a nest of gophers).</p>
<p>Even at the gates of Raam the dangers of the city manifest, but you are aided by a case of mistaken identity, and members of the local Veiled Alliance escort you to their safe house. Templars cut short your rest and resupply, and you narrowly escape the raid as your new allies sacrifice themselves to buy you time.</p>
<p>Blindly running down the alleyways, you encounter an arrogant elf, who meets a quick and dirty fate at the business end of your weapons. Taking shelter in a local establishment targeted for a shakedown by the elf, you discover a friendly face, more or less. Returning to the scene of your crime, you discover the slain elf's head is nowhere to be found, although a sword more valuable than a thousand elves lies at the bottom of the well, a sword which makes contact that very evening, spinning tales of other powerful weapons close at hand.</p>
<p>Branching out from your new home, you discover more than one supposed safe hideaway has become the target or recent raids, and the cities many factions are on the move in the wake of Dregoth's march to Urik. You decide to infiltrate an opposing faction’s safe house disguised as a spa in an attempt to acquire more of these ancient weapons of power, only to discover all is not as it seems. Breaking up the hallucinogenic orgy, one of your Halfling companions is cut down from behind as you fight your way to the back rooms just in time to recover the majority of the items, although each appears to have an agenda all their own.</p>
<p>Fleeing superior firepower and invisible assailants, you return home only to discover your newfound resting place a melted mound of ruin, with your valiant gladiator friend inside. Deciding against fighting in the arena for the day, half the party stands guard at your new temporary loding, gleaning what rest and supplies as they might, while the rest of you head to a bar a few blocks away to meet with a potential new contact. Arriving too late due to exhaustion and oversleep, you miss your contact, but meet up with a former companion, intent unknown.</p>
<p>As you attempt to decide a course of action, a massive and unnatural tornado laden with necromantic energy descends upon the city, draining the life from anyone foolish or unlucky enough to stand against its fury. </p>
<p>As you emerge from shelter into the wreckage of the city, a horde of skeletons boils forth from every alleyway, intent on finishing the job.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>(more to come, I’m off to the Dentist atm)</span></p>Captured and carted across the desert by unknown, uncaring masters to a fate worse than death, a passing Tyr storm offers you a reprieve.
Banding together out of necessity, you overpower your remaining captors and their mobile undead prison. Scavenging together what supplies you can, you fashion makeshift weapons and set off across the desert towards the nearest known good water supply, braving wilderness hazards and bizarre monsters (not to mention a nest of gophers).
Even at the gates of...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-14T11:49:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21842009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-14T11:49:33Z<p>At the behest of Lavinia, you visited the site of her boat, the Blue Nixie, to recover stolen property.</p>
<p>When you arrived, you discovered the hijacked ship was in use ferrying exotic animals to the black market. After a tense fight in which the perpetrator traded your life for his freedom, you descended into the bowels of the ship to quell the beginnings of a ship-scuttling fire and rescue what animals you could. Turning one of the thieves into a stalwart ally, you sent him off with Tyndal's sorry excuse for a boat, to make amends by way of repairs.</p>
<p>Returning to the mansion, you escorted your noble patron to the vaults beneath Castle Teraknian, defeating dangerous guardians and clever traps only to discover Lavinia's brother, Vanthus, had all but cleaned out the family fortune before disappearing.</p>
<p>Hot on the trail of Vanthus, you followed the disturbed Shefton Rosk to a warehouse of questionable use. You bluffed your way passed two sets of guards, only to have the madman Rosk set fire to crates of whale oil during the course of your investigation. In order to escape certain death, you descended into an abandoned annex of the city sewers, making several curious discoveries in the process. Surviving room after hellish room, dragging a dazed and nonsensical rogue behind you, you discovered you were too late. Vanthus had come and gone, sacrificing his comrades to secure his own escape. After a harrowing battle with positive energy infused otyughs, you sacrificed one of your own eyes to glean the current whereabouts of your quarry.</p>
<p>Emerging topside, your all-too-brief respite came to a jarring halt, marred by the death of your long time halfling compatriot, who had unknowingly become host to a giant insect. Hardened by your perils, you moved without delay to investigate the taxidermist shop used as a front by the thieves guild allied with Vanthus, but ill-timed words tipped your hand, and your quarry escaped yet again. Under the guidance of your infernally infused eyeball ally, you fought your way directly to the heart of the Lotus Guild complex, only to arrive at a quandary. Faced with a potential fight, the head of the thieves’ guild, a noble like your patron but not, offers you a commission to work for the guild instead. </p>
<p>Turning down the lucrative but shady offer, you are again surprised when she offers to surrender to you.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>(more to come, I’m off to the Dentist atm)</span></p>At the behest of Lavinia, you visited the site of her boat, the Blue Nixie, to recover stolen property.
When you arrived, you discovered the hijacked ship was in use ferrying exotic animals to the black market. After a tense fight in which the perpetrator traded your life for his freedom, you descended into the bowels of the ship to quell the beginnings of a ship-scuttling fire and rescue what animals you could. Turning one of the thieves into a stalwart ally, you sent him off with Tyndal's...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-14T11:49:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21822009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-10-01T16:34:07Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Sweet! Gang's all here then. Welcome back all. :)</span></p>Sweet! Gang's all here then. Welcome back all. :)G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-01T16:34:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=65?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#32042010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-10-01T16:33:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Faindriac Fellstar wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>RL sucks,...</span> ;P </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Amen! Take your time, I'm just ticking off the days until I manage to get some energy.</span>Faindriac Fellstar wrote:RL sucks,... ;P
Amen! Take your time, I'm just ticking off the days until I manage to get some energy.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-01T16:33:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5342008-10-01T16:31:48Z2008-10-01T16:31:48Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Judging by the number of attacks, this thing could lay the hammer down on me round after round, so I’m all for the turn. I’m going to go total defense this round (rather than withdrawing) to avoid exposing Olli to the same attacks.</span></p>Judging by the number of attacks, this thing could lay the hammer down on me round after round, so I’m all for the turn. I’m going to go total defense this round (rather than withdrawing) to avoid exposing Olli to the same attacks.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-10-01T16:31:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5302008-09-30T06:21:24Z2008-09-30T06:21:24Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Ouch!</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1750086/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fort. Save (1d20+8=24)</a></p>Ouch!
Fort. Save (1d20+8=24)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-30T06:21:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21772009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-09-18T18:41:56Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Bonuses aren't as big as the DS game, but they should help out quite a bit, and make you each a little unique. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> If we haven't heard back from Tyndal by this weekend, I'll reset the scene and hope he's able to mesh back in shortly. </span></p>Bonuses aren't as big as the DS game, but they should help out quite a bit, and make you each a little unique.
If we haven't heard back from Tyndal by this weekend, I'll reset the scene and hope he's able to mesh back in shortly.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-18T18:41:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5182008-09-18T02:03:37Z2008-09-18T02:03:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">"Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>Fortitude save vs. Paralysis please</span> </blockquote><p>Rennet revels in the giddy lightheadedness as the creature's bite releases a rush of trapped memories, then shakes it off and gets back to business.
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1735430/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fort. Save (1d20+8=25)</a></p>"Warden of Doors wrote:Fortitude save vs. Paralysis please
Rennet revels in the giddy lightheadedness as the creature's bite releases a rush of trapped memories, then shakes it off and gets back to business. Fort. Save (1d20+8=25)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-18T02:03:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=11?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#5162008-09-17T18:35:00Z2008-09-17T18:33:34Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> <i>Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing pixies.</i> </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I’ll weather the brunt of the first attack and retaliate (assuming it hasn’t ruined my day in some fashion) on my turn.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1734945/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Cold Iron Scythe Attack / Damage (1d20+5=25, 2d4+1=5)</a> </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Oh, no joy :(</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1734946/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Confirm Crit (1d20+5=8)</a></p>Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing pixies.
I’ll weather the brunt of the first attack and retaliate (assuming it hasn’t ruined my day in some fashion) on my turn.
Cold Iron Scythe Attack / Damage (1d20+5=25, 2d4+1=5)
Oh, no joy :(
Confirm Crit (1d20+5=8)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T18:33:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31612010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:31:50Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Yay! Sure hope I didn't neglect to post anyone's present. Enjoy :)</span></p>Yay! Sure hope I didn't neglect to post anyone's present. Enjoy :)G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:31:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31602010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:31:16Z<p>MalaKi – Your devotion pushes you onward where others would hesitate.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>MalaKi – Your devotion pushes you onward where others would hesitate.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:31:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31592010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:26:39Z<p>Radik - Where the body is weak, your iron psyche compensates.
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[Spoiler omitted]</p>Radik - Where the body is weak, your iron psyche compensates.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:26:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31562010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:24:46Z<p>Shrenker – Necessity is the mother of invention.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Shrenker – Necessity is the mother of invention.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:24:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31552010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:19:59Z<p>Aso – Regular charges and countercharges have taught you to gain the upper hand on those who attempt to run you down.
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[Spoiler omitted]</p>Aso – Regular charges and countercharges have taught you to gain the upper hand on those who attempt to run you down.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:19:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31542010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:17:29Z<p>Holdrus – Your body taps inner reserves you didn’t know existed.
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[Spoiler omitted]</p>Holdrus – Your body taps inner reserves you didn’t know existed.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:17:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31532010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:14:52Z<p>Ka-Chik-Chik-Ka – You learn to augment your arrows with the force of your will.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ka-Chik-Chik-Ka – You learn to augment your arrows with the force of your will.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:14:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=64?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31512010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:08:44Z<p>Skarsnikt – Exposure to a non-kreen diet alters the composition of your saliva.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Skarsnikt – Exposure to a non-kreen diet alters the composition of your saliva.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:08:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31502010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:05:45Z<p>Kirrish-Kreshk-Skiklik – Exposure to melee combat with the prey races has expanded your consciousness.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Kirrish-Kreshk-Skiklik – Exposure to melee combat with the prey races has expanded your consciousness.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:05:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31492010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T12:01:14Z<p>Faindrac – Your repeated use of cold missiles leads to increased specialization.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Faindrac – Your repeated use of cold missiles leads to increased specialization.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T12:01:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31482010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T11:57:46Z<p>Zuko - The princes of elemental flame have taken note of you. An elemental envoy arrives to guide you.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Zuko - The princes of elemental flame have taken note of you. An elemental envoy arrives to guide you.
[Spoiler omitted]G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T11:57:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31472010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-17T11:49:22Z<p>Rofl. It be present time! Please list all feats as bonus feats unless otherwise specified. :)</p>Rofl. It be present time! Please list all feats as bonus feats unless otherwise specified. :)G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T11:49:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21752009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-09-17T11:47:29Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Awesome. Just need to make sure Tyndal is with us and I'll get my sad buttocks in motion.</span></p>Awesome. Just need to make sure Tyndal is with us and I'll get my sad buttocks in motion.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-17T11:47:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31452010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-16T16:45:39Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Still here, just going nuts; think I'm on track for Wednesday morning.</span></p>Still here, just going nuts; think I'm on track for Wednesday morning.G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-16T16:45:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=44?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#21682009-05-23T16:41:03Z2008-09-11T20:42:47Z<p>It’s a little strange to level mid conversation, but with the break it made sense, so we’ll just assume that the leveling took place at some point before you entered the current room.</p>
<p>In addition to your new level, you have earned the following bonuses:</p>
<p>Eldin – The traveler graces you with Tumble as a class skill, and Skill Focus: Tumble, for getting into and out of combat to heal.</p>
<p>Terin – The beatings you have received in melee have toughened the hide of your beast form. You receive Improved Natural Armor as a bonus feat.</p>
<p>Marius – You no longer take penalties for firing your crossbow into combat, you gain Precise Shot as a bonus feat.</p>
<p>Tyndal – Your flail and shield experience opens you to new maneuvers; you learn to use your shield more effectively. [Spoiler omitted] You gain Parrying Shield as a bonus feat.</p>
<p>Seann – Your divine patron answers your prayers for usefulness, you gain the Lesser Eldritch Blast ability, as if you were a level 1 Warlock, although the blast does only 1d4 damage.</p>
<p>Ardan – Thanks to your exposure to grease, you learn an Arcane Stunt. You may cast <i>Spider Climb</i> as a spell like ability once per day. Your caster level is your class level -1.</p>It’s a little strange to level mid conversation, but with the break it made sense, so we’ll just assume that the leveling took place at some point before you entered the current room.
In addition to your new level, you have earned the following bonuses:
Eldin – The traveler graces you with Tumble as a class skill, and Skill Focus: Tumble, for getting into and out of combat to heal.
Terin – The beatings you have received in melee have toughened the hide of your beast form. You receive...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-11T20:42:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31312010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-09-11T20:28:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Radik Aurel wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>We should be at level 5, right?</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> 5 now, which will put you at ECH 6 when you level. </span>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>It's already 1630, due to even MORE fricking problems with my webcam speech (finally done though), and I haven't showered yet, so I will have to play Santa in the morning. :( Some good stuff though coming your way.</span></p>
<p>Oh hey! Question time: How do you all feel about a little retcon that moves the tavern across town so that the two groups are only a block apart?</p>Radik Aurel wrote:We should be at level 5, right?
5 now, which will put you at ECH 6 when you level. It's already 1630, due to even MORE fricking problems with my webcam speech (finally done though), and I haven't showered yet, so I will have to play Santa in the morning. :( Some good stuff though coming your way.
Oh hey! Question time: How do you all feel about a little retcon that moves the tavern across town so that the two groups are only a block apart?G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-09-11T20:28:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=10?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4832008-08-26T15:22:08Z2008-08-26T15:22:08Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1708370/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Listen (1d20+4=22)</a></p>
<p>As the roots recoil, Rennet ceases poking.</p>Listen (1d20+4=22)
As the roots recoil, Rennet ceases poking.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-26T15:22:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=10?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4792008-08-25T11:46:00Z2008-08-25T11:45:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">O.L.L.I wrote:</div><blockquote> O.L.L.I: THIRD BASE! </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Too funny. I'm the perfect straight man! Perhaps I'll stick with physical comedy...</span>
<p>Can I reach the roots with the scythe? If so I will carefully (and perhaps, idiotically) prod one.</p>O.L.L.I wrote:O.L.L.I: THIRD BASE!
Too funny. I'm the perfect straight man! Perhaps I'll stick with physical comedy... Can I reach the roots with the scythe? If so I will carefully (and perhaps, idiotically) prod one.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-25T11:45:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=10?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4752008-08-23T06:12:14Z2008-08-23T06:12:14Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> OLLI and I would make some comedy routine.</span></p>OLLI and I would make some comedy routine.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-23T06:12:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=10?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4552008-08-18T17:45:34Z2008-08-18T17:45:34Z<p>Displaying a distinct lack of shame, Rennet picks through the assorted gear; he can remember several occasions when he has smelled of demon monkey arse, or worse.</p>
<p>Finding nothing more attractive than the piecemeal he’s already wearing, he trundles after Olli, but not before tossing a gesture considered obscene by most civilized races with external genitalia in Thorn’s direction.</p>Displaying a distinct lack of shame, Rennet picks through the assorted gear; he can remember several occasions when he has smelled of demon monkey arse, or worse.
Finding nothing more attractive than the piecemeal he’s already wearing, he trundles after Olli, but not before tossing a gesture considered obscene by most civilized races with external genitalia in Thorn’s direction.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-18T17:45:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityG'mork (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=63?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#31102010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-08-13T16:13:21Z<p>Aso – Looted a journal and cash drawer from the bathhouse. Remained at the hotel, got into an argument with one of the three intelligent daggers. Defecated upon same and then took possession of. Convinced the hotel party to head into the storm, then sought shelter with Kha-Chik, breaking into a nearby building. Currently fighting regenerating undead out in the open with Radik.</p>
<p>Faindrac – Still determining the risks involved with joining his familiar with the broken magic stave. Went to the bar as spokesperson to meet with Larcos, only to discover he had already left. Met up once again with Illyen. Once the undead attacked, he fled out the back with Zuko and the bartender, only to discover the way blocked. Snatched up the bartender’s cashbox and fled to meet up with the others. Given tokens by the templars to round up citizens as bait to trap the undead in an undesirable city section. Currently attempting to find a way to work the alternate plan one of the kreen suggested.</p>
<p>Holdrus – Currently wielding an intelligent short sword, he remained with the hotel party in an attempt to keep the peace. Was helping Shenker lift a mysterious and potentially valuable chest until the skeleton attack. Backed off the regenerating undead, and is currently surveying the situation from a safe distance with Shenker.</p>
<p>Illyen – On NPC, met with the party attempting to make contact, fled with same party into the storm.</p>
<p>Issiki – Cut down inside the bathhouse. Possessions collected by party, body divvied up and eaten by same.</p>
<p>Kha-Chik – Checked on both party statuses until the storm grounded her. Remained with the hotel party. Her essential skills allowed her and Aso to survive during the storm. Currently fought her way out of the ring of skeletons and retreated back within the building which provided storm shelter.</p>
<p>Kirrish – Did much towards saving the bar party during the storm with his survival skills. Currently talking with a female Thor-kreen discovered working at the wall breech.</p>
<p>Marada - On hiatus due to death of a friend. Running as NPC following the hotel party. Currently using bardic music ability.</p>
<p>Malaki – Backed up Faindrac with muscle in the bar. Decided against helping a storm victim, but looted an interesting cylinder from the spot where she died. Is currently wearing an intelligent crown wrapped in a non-descript turban.</p>
<p>Radik – Followed Shenker back to the hotel and retrieved two of the three daggers. During the storm, he killed the hotel attendant, along with Holdrus. Currently savaging any remaining undead as quickly as they reform. </p>
<p>Shenker – Stayed behind at the hotel to purchase arrows and follow leads. Was searching for a better weapon to assault the undead when Holdrus called a retreat.</p>
<p>Skarsnikt – Waited outside the bar with Kirrish until the storm hit. Was one of the first out, and managed to break a hole in the undead line, charging down the street to the templar work crew. Currently scrambled up the city’s protective wall hurling rocks down upon the skeletons.</p>
<p>Zuko – Was inside the bar with Faindrac and MalaKi, watching and waiting. Trapped behind the bar following the storm, he blasted a hole in the undead and calmly rejoined the party. Currently waiting to see what course the party takes.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Progressions to follow in the a.m. </span></p>Aso – Looted a journal and cash drawer from the bathhouse. Remained at the hotel, got into an argument with one of the three intelligent daggers. Defecated upon same and then took possession of. Convinced the hotel party to head into the storm, then sought shelter with Kha-Chik, breaking into a nearby building. Currently fighting regenerating undead out in the open with Radik.
Faindrac – Still determining the risks involved with joining his familiar with the broken magic stave. Went to the...G'mork (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-13T16:13:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4372008-08-13T12:02:08Z2008-08-13T12:01:09Z<p>I’ll wave my arms around to attempt to get the other’s attention, then do the “brrrrr / shiver” routine while pointing at the moldy corpse.</p>
<p>Then I’ll point at the torch, then the corpse, then throw the torch on the ground and stomp on it <span class=messageboard-ooc>(not as if it’s going to go out)</span>.</p>I’ll wave my arms around to attempt to get the other’s attention, then do the “brrrrr / shiver” routine while pointing at the moldy corpse.
Then I’ll point at the torch, then the corpse, then throw the torch on the ground and stomp on it (not as if it’s going to go out).Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-13T12:01:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4322008-08-12T12:35:47Z2008-08-12T12:35:46Z<p>Rennet retrieves his scattered weapons and torch, attempting to determine if he’s encountered anything like the mold before.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1695505/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Knowledge Nature / Arcana / Dungeoneering (1d20+2=16, 1d20+2=3, 1d20+2=16)</a></p>Rennet retrieves his scattered weapons and torch, attempting to determine if he’s encountered anything like the mold before.
Knowledge Nature / Arcana / Dungeoneering (1d20+2=16, 1d20+2=3, 1d20+2=16)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-12T12:35:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4252008-08-02T18:49:25Z2008-08-02T18:49:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote>I don't think Rennet could run to the corpse and throw it far enough in one round, unfortunately, so I went ahead with the ranged attack. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> No worries, frostbite is unpleasant anyhow. Got it on my ears years ago, still feel it ever stinking winter ;) </span>Warden of Doors wrote:I don't think Rennet could run to the corpse and throw it far enough in one round, unfortunately, so I went ahead with the ranged attack.
No worries, frostbite is unpleasant anyhow. Got it on my ears years ago, still feel it ever stinking winter ;)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-08-02T18:49:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4212008-07-29T08:08:50Z2008-07-29T08:08:26Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Could I get to the corpse and whip it downstairs in one round?</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> If so, I'll do that. If not: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1679607/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sling, Ranged (1d20=15)</a> </span></p>Could I get to the corpse and whip it downstairs in one round?
If so, I'll do that. If not: Sling, Ranged (1d20=15)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-29T08:08:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4142008-07-26T19:32:21Z2008-07-26T19:32:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Would "mooning" be considered a full round action? </span></p>Would "mooning" be considered a full round action?Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-26T19:32:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4122008-07-25T12:04:19Z2008-07-25T12:04:19Z<p>Rennet winds up a little too fast and the sling bullet looses behind him, clattering downstairs.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1675327/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ranged attack +4, -4 shooting into melee. (1d20=2)</a></p>Rennet winds up a little too fast and the sling bullet looses behind him, clattering downstairs.
Ranged attack +4, -4 shooting into melee. (1d20=2)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-25T12:04:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=9?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#4012008-07-12T10:54:21Z2008-07-12T10:54:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I'll shelve the scythe and swap out for the sling, then. Between switching and loading, that's my actions for the round. I get +4 to hit, but it'll be negated by the -4 for shooting into melee.</span></p>I'll shelve the scythe and swap out for the sling, then. Between switching and loading, that's my actions for the round. I get +4 to hit, but it'll be negated by the -4 for shooting into melee.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-12T10:54:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=8?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3982008-07-10T02:21:25Z2008-07-10T02:21:25Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Is there room around Thorn to flank his opponenet? </span></p>Is there room around Thorn to flank his opponenet?Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-10T02:21:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=8?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3882008-07-03T14:56:36Z2008-07-03T14:53:49Z<p><span class=tiny> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Thorn has a big butt.</span> </span></p>
<p>Having already seen the half-orc in battle, Rennet moves aside without hesitation. </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>On my turn, assuming the path is clear I’ll 5’ step into the mouth of the stairs and play goalie.</span></p>Thorn has a big butt.
Having already seen the half-orc in battle, Rennet moves aside without hesitation.
On my turn, assuming the path is clear I’ll 5’ step into the mouth of the stairs and play goalie.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-07-03T14:53:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=8?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3782008-06-30T12:34:18Z2008-06-30T12:34:18Z<p><i>This so reminds me of the time I licked that Slaadi on a dare and dreamt I was a starving artist riding a tube to work every day.</i></p>This so reminds me of the time I licked that Slaadi on a dare and dreamt I was a starving artist riding a tube to work every day.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-30T12:34:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=8?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3722008-06-24T06:54:43Z2008-06-24T06:53:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I’ve got the EB torch in hand from earlier, so I read the spoiler, though it doesn’t really matter as I think I’d be moving too fast to make a spot check anyhow.</span></p>
<p>Rennet stumbles as the quicker quadruped catches up to him…and then blows right on past him, only to burst into flames at the top of the stairs.</p>
<p><i> Oh yeah, “I’m” the crazy one here. Riiiiigggghhht.</i></p>
<p>Wondering about a potential immolation trap at the top of the stairwell, Rennet calmly puts away the torch (thanks to the living candle) and retrieves his scythe.</p>
<p><i> What is all that commotion? This right here is why I shun groups. And rams. Must add rams to the list of things that need shunning. </i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Rennet holds a step or two down from where Thorn is.</span></p>I’ve got the EB torch in hand from earlier, so I read the spoiler, though it doesn’t really matter as I think I’d be moving too fast to make a spot check anyhow.
Rennet stumbles as the quicker quadruped catches up to him…and then blows right on past him, only to burst into flames at the top of the stairs.
Oh yeah, “I’m” the crazy one here. Riiiiigggghhht.
Wondering about a potential immolation trap at the top of the stairwell, Rennet calmly puts away the torch (thanks to the living...Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-24T06:53:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=8?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3632008-06-23T06:44:58Z2008-06-23T06:44:58Z<p><i> Ah hells, here he comes again. I’m going to stuff my pack with hay in case this ever happens again. </i></p>
<p>Rennet picks up the pace.</p>Ah hells, here he comes again. I’m going to stuff my pack with hay in case this ever happens again.
Rennet picks up the pace.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-23T06:44:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3462008-06-19T17:56:24Z2008-06-19T17:56:19Z<p><i> Well, I’m certainly not finding Tuerny’s skull sitting in this chair, now am I?</i></p>
<p>Rennet proceeds up the stairs.</p>
<p><i> Why don’t they have any shoes…? I must come back when they reopen.</i></p>Well, I’m certainly not finding Tuerny’s skull sitting in this chair, now am I?
Rennet proceeds up the stairs.
Why don’t they have any shoes…? I must come back when they reopen.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-19T17:56:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3442008-06-19T04:51:55Z2008-06-19T04:51:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Rennet and Reghar, a listen check please.</span></blockquote><p>Left to his own devices, Rennet has little to do except sit and listen for trouble.
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> 1d20 = 20 +4 = 24 </span></p>Warden of Doors wrote:Rennet and Reghar, a listen check please.
Left to his own devices, Rennet has little to do except sit and listen for trouble. 1d20 = 20 +4 = 24Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-19T04:51:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3362008-06-18T18:14:55Z2008-06-18T18:14:54Z<p><i> This place got crowded in a hurry. I’m definitely not following the goat. </i></p>
<p>Rennet retrieves his torch and mulls over the merits of heading upstairs.</p>This place got crowded in a hurry. I’m definitely not following the goat.
Rennet retrieves his torch and mulls over the merits of heading upstairs.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-18T18:14:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3282008-06-17T03:53:16Z2008-06-17T03:53:05Z<p>Rennet writes: <i> "You talk enough for both of us."</i></p>Rennet writes: "You talk enough for both of us."Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-17T03:53:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3262008-06-16T10:26:49Z2008-06-16T10:26:49Z<p>Rennet shakes his head from side to side in the negative (and adds a thumbs down, to avoid misinterpretation).</p>Rennet shakes his head from side to side in the negative (and adds a thumbs down, to avoid misinterpretation).Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-16T10:26:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Dark Sun PbP #1 - The Fine Art of ReciprocityRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hsqx&page=55?Dark-Sun-PbP-1-The-Fine-Art-of-Reciprocity#27412010-01-18T21:59:15Z2008-06-15T19:12:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Radik Aurel wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I was thinking more something like <b><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=oZUtDJR73_c" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a></b>.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Hmmm. More slowly driven insane by aetherial tones than rapidly assaulted by art school dropouts. </span>Radik Aurel wrote:I was thinking more something like this.
Hmmm. More slowly driven insane by aetherial tones than rapidly assaulted by art school dropouts.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-15T19:12:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3192008-06-15T19:10:24Z2008-06-15T19:10:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>30 foot radius; it's unlikely you'll feel it from downstairs.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> K, I'll keep chillin' (oh the puns)</span>Warden of Doors wrote:30 foot radius; it's unlikely you'll feel it from downstairs.
K, I'll keep chillin' (oh the puns)Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-15T19:10:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3162008-06-15T18:41:40Z2008-06-15T18:41:16Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> What's the radius of the temperature drop? Would we feel it downstairs? </span></p>What's the radius of the temperature drop? Would we feel it downstairs?Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-15T18:41:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3092008-06-14T18:52:56Z2008-06-14T18:52:55Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> If there are any chairs remaining, I'll take a seat and wait for the others to take a course of action. Rennet's in no rush. </span></p>If there are any chairs remaining, I'll take a seat and wait for the others to take a course of action. Rennet's in no rush.Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-14T18:52:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=7?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#3042008-06-14T06:30:08Z2008-06-14T06:30:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Warden of Doors wrote:</div><blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>Do you guys (everyone) want a map of the floors?</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Couldn' hoyt! </span>Warden of Doors wrote:Do you guys (everyone) want a map of the floors?
Couldn' hoyt!Rennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-14T06:30:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Unity of Rings- PlanescapeRennet (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hx4k&page=6?Unity-of-Rings-Planescape#2982008-06-12T07:11:57Z2008-06-12T07:11:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thorn of Clovenwood wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Guys, let me know if this 'Rennet is balmy" thing gets old. I'd ditch it, but Thorn is still enchanted.</span>
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</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> No biggie, it would probably do him good to be carted off. If he wasn't so opposed to being bound, I'd probably just let you. :P </span>Thorn of Clovenwood wrote:Guys, let me know if this 'Rennet is balmy" thing gets old. I'd ditch it, but Thorn is still enchanted.
No biggie, it would probably do him good to be carted off. If he wasn't so opposed to being bound, I'd probably just let you. :PRennet (alias of mwbeeler)2008-06-12T07:11:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6412007-12-17T13:12:01Z2007-12-17T13:11:42Z<p><i>Chalen crumples to the ground in a heap.</i></p>
<p>That’s certainly never happened before.; glad I brought clean pants.</p>
<p>Those brats better be so rich I’ll never need to leave town again.</p>Chalen crumples to the ground in a heap.
That’s certainly never happened before.; glad I brought clean pants.
Those brats better be so rich I’ll never need to leave town again.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-17T13:11:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6322007-12-11T18:24:34Z2007-12-11T18:24:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dungeon Master wrote:</div><blockquote> Chalen and Bobek still stand in a stupor. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Curses! </span>Dungeon Master wrote:Chalen and Bobek still stand in a stupor.
Curses!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-11T18:24:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6232007-12-09T08:29:11Z2007-12-09T08:29:11Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>After Malleon's turn, I shall continue to drool.</span></p>After Malleon's turn, I shall continue to drool.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-09T08:29:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6172007-12-07T18:06:40Z2007-12-07T18:06:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dungeon Master wrote:</div><blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Chalen and Bobek, I made a mistake.</span>
</p>
</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>It's all good.</span>
<p><i>Chalen drools in stupefied horror.</i></p>Dungeon Master wrote: Chalen and Bobek, I made a mistake.
It's all good. Chalen drools in stupefied horror.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-07T18:06:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6092007-12-04T18:13:28Z2007-12-04T18:13:28Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Any kind of action that doesn't involve whacking it? </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> If it's allowable, I'll back up behind the front line and cast <i>Resistance</i> on Oso, in case this thing tries its fascinate crap again. </span></p>Any kind of action that doesn't involve whacking it?
If it's allowable, I'll back up behind the front line and cast Resistance on Oso, in case this thing tries its fascinate crap again.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-04T18:13:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=13?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#6052007-12-02T04:41:14Z2007-12-02T04:41:14Z<p>Chalen’s initial shock quickly turns to enthrallment as the scarecrow advances (<span class=messageboard-ooc><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1402504" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Natural 1</a></span>). A thin line of spittle runs down the side of his mouth before some of the initial fear creeps back in, and he manages to throw his crossbow up before him as a crude ward.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1402511" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Initiative = 11 (+6 = 17 for Chalen)</a>.</p>Chalen’s initial shock quickly turns to enthrallment as the scarecrow advances (Natural 1). A thin line of spittle runs down the side of his mouth before some of the initial fear creeps back in, and he manages to throw his crossbow up before him as a crude ward.
Initiative = 11 (+6 = 17 for Chalen).Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-12-02T04:41:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5972007-11-27T18:32:40Z2007-11-27T18:32:40Z<p>More of those crows. Anyone have a problem with me trying to scatter them off?</p>
<p><i>Dismounts and loads crossbow.</i></p>More of those crows. Anyone have a problem with me trying to scatter them off?
Dismounts and loads crossbow.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-27T18:32:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5912007-11-26T20:06:51Z2007-11-26T20:06:50Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1393244" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Listen (21) / Spot (15)</a></span></p>
<p><i>Chalen snaps out of his "riding horses through the woods...yet again" funk.</i></p>
<p>Looks like trouble.</p>Listen (21) / Spot (15)
Chalen snaps out of his "riding horses through the woods...yet again" funk.
Looks like trouble.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-26T20:06:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5842007-11-20T18:10:08Z2007-11-20T18:10:08Z<p>Woo. Gang's all here!</p>Woo. Gang's all here!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-20T18:10:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5782007-11-17T07:01:27Z2007-11-17T07:01:26Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Oh ouch. That has got to be uncomfortable. Take your time, don't overdo it or you'll be right back in there. So, get well soon! </span></p>Oh ouch. That has got to be uncomfortable. Take your time, don't overdo it or you'll be right back in there. So, get well soon!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-17T07:01:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5722007-11-15T16:56:35Z2007-11-15T16:56:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oso Legumbe wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>It was a very persuasive argument.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Are you sure? There was a parade and everything!</span>Oso Legumbe wrote:It was a very persuasive argument.
Are you sure? There was a parade and everything!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-15T16:56:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5672007-11-14T08:34:00Z2007-11-14T08:33:59Z<p><i> Chalen bows out of slipping on the bangle.</i></p>
<p>Compunctions against pillaging the dead aside, I find it is best never to try on a magic item before knowing more about it. </p>
<p>Once in my Uncle’s laboratory I had a most stressful mishap with a cursed belt. However, on the upside, I learned to dance, and was voted “harvest queen” two years running. Eventually, he felt I had suffered enough and severed the enchantment.</p>Chalen bows out of slipping on the bangle.
Compunctions against pillaging the dead aside, I find it is best never to try on a magic item before knowing more about it.
Once in my Uncle’s laboratory I had a most stressful mishap with a cursed belt. However, on the upside, I learned to dance, and was voted “harvest queen” two years running. Eventually, he felt I had suffered enough and severed the enchantment.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-14T08:33:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5642007-11-13T19:21:43Z2007-11-13T19:21:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dungeon Master wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Chalen make a spellcraft check DC 12 •• spoiler omitted </span> </blockquote><p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1371238" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Freaking Oiy</a>.
<p>The bracelet lying there <span class=messageboard-ooc>(points)</span> is enchanted, though I cannot determine the type of magic which imbues it. Perhaps another time.</p>Dungeon Master wrote:Chalen make a spellcraft check DC 12 ** spoiler omitted
Freaking Oiy. The bracelet lying there (points) is enchanted, though I cannot determine the type of magic which imbues it. Perhaps another time.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-13T19:21:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5612007-11-13T11:08:23Z2007-11-13T11:08:07Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Present.</span></p>Present.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-13T11:08:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=12?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5542007-11-10T08:11:36Z2007-11-10T08:11:35Z<p>These men did not die well, and I have reservations regarding ghouling over their belongings. What you do is your business, however.</p>
<p>Chalen mumbles a few archaic words, accompanied by a quick gesture, then begins to concentrate on the bodies and belongings of the dead (<span class=messageboard-ooc>casts detect magic</span>).</p>
<p><i> If anything indicates the presence of magic, Chalen will point it out with something akin to "if you're going to pillage, at least damn yourself over something worthwhile." </i></p>These men did not die well, and I have reservations regarding ghouling over their belongings. What you do is your business, however.
Chalen mumbles a few archaic words, accompanied by a quick gesture, then begins to concentrate on the bodies and belongings of the dead (casts detect magic).
If anything indicates the presence of magic, Chalen will point it out with something akin to "if you're going to pillage, at least damn yourself over something worthwhile."Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-10T08:11:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5472007-11-07T18:41:52Z2007-11-07T18:41:52Z<p>Chalen looks around, grumbles, then drops back to sleep.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1358900" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Spot 10</a>.</p>Chalen looks around, grumbles, then drops back to sleep.
Spot 10.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-11-07T18:41:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sorry Gary and everyone elseThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hna3&page=4?Sorry-Gary-and-everyone-else#1902007-10-17T18:14:16Z2007-10-17T18:12:57Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> For the record, I find the "word" smurfous hilarious. </span></p>
<p>Hmm, good point. Smurf language doesn't really lend itself to sarcasm (for example, this sentence was originally tongue in cheek, which sounded downright awful when any of the words were replaced with smurf).</p>
<p>What color do smurfs turn when they run out of breath, I wonder?</p>For the record, I find the "word" smurfous hilarious.
Hmm, good point. Smurf language doesn't really lend itself to sarcasm (for example, this sentence was originally tongue in cheek, which sounded downright awful when any of the words were replaced with smurf).
What color do smurfs turn when they run out of breath, I wonder?The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-17T18:12:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sorry Gary and everyone elseThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hna3&page=4?Sorry-Gary-and-everyone-else#1872007-10-17T17:45:43Z2007-10-17T17:45:43Z<p>Ah smurf it out your smurf.</p>Ah smurf it out your smurf.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-17T17:45:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sorry Gary and everyone elseThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hna3&page=4?Sorry-Gary-and-everyone-else#1632007-10-16T17:46:32Z2007-10-16T17:46:32Z<p>Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our smurfs kicked, pal!</p>Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our smurfs kicked, pal!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-16T17:46:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5322007-10-16T12:15:37Z2007-10-16T12:14:11Z<p>Chalen calls down, "Consider me to be "hunting" for moss then. With our luck, it's probably man-eating moss anyway."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Since we already know where this is, I'll grab a handful and head on down. </span></p>
<p>“I just know this worthless moss is going to give me a rash.”</p>Chalen calls down, "Consider me to be "hunting" for moss then. With our luck, it's probably man-eating moss anyway."
Since we already know where this is, I'll grab a handful and head on down.
“I just know this worthless moss is going to give me a rash.”Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-16T12:14:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5282007-10-15T17:16:41Z2007-10-15T17:16:14Z<p>If the strength damage is recovered from the remainder of the night's rest, Chalen will shinny up the tree to search for the moss <span class=messageboard-ooc> (taking 10)</span>.</p>
<p>“Anything to get out of this place and get back to those idiot kids. Not looking down….not looking down.”</p>
<p><i>Louder</i> “Are we sure the moss is here? I’m not seeing anything!”</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1317246" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Spot = 8</a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1317248" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Search = 7</a></p>If the strength damage is recovered from the remainder of the night's rest, Chalen will shinny up the tree to search for the moss (taking 10).
“Anything to get out of this place and get back to those idiot kids. Not looking down….not looking down.”
Louder “Are we sure the moss is here? I’m not seeing anything!”
Spot = 8
Search = 7Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-15T17:16:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5242007-10-13T05:49:41Z2007-10-13T05:49:40Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I'm open to either. I check back on the boards daily, so when the thread starts moving again I'll see it soon enough. </span></p>I'm open to either. I check back on the boards daily, so when the thread starts moving again I'll see it soon enough.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-13T05:49:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5142007-10-11T16:34:44Z2007-10-11T16:34:44Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Good on HP, 4/4/0 on spells, down 1 pt. of strength yet. </span></p>Good on HP, 4/4/0 on spells, down 1 pt. of strength yet.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-11T16:34:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=11?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#5052007-10-09T16:15:58Z2007-10-09T16:15:57Z<p>Chalen, caught barehanded when the wyrm breaks for daylight, topples over backwards before quickly righting himself.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> May as well just proceed with my regular round, as I'm after the beastie. </span></p>
<p>Chalen fires a ray of scathing frost at the Wyrm, unfortunately shooting far wide of his mark <span class=messageboard-ooc> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1308032" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">(Ranged Touch = 3)</a> </span> and splashing the ancient tree with rime, before running over to where he dropped his crossbow.</p>Chalen, caught barehanded when the wyrm breaks for daylight, topples over backwards before quickly righting himself.
May as well just proceed with my regular round, as I'm after the beastie.
Chalen fires a ray of scathing frost at the Wyrm, unfortunately shooting far wide of his mark (Ranged Touch = 3) and splashing the ancient tree with rime, before running over to where he dropped his crossbow.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-09T16:15:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4922007-10-05T14:49:10Z2007-10-05T14:49:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dungeon Master wrote:</div><blockquote> an idle nudge of the the beasts strong head jolts the sorcerer backwards. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Insult to injury, rofl! </span>Dungeon Master wrote:an idle nudge of the the beasts strong head jolts the sorcerer backwards.
Insult to injury, rofl!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-05T14:49:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4902007-10-05T07:11:36Z2007-10-05T07:11:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oso Legumbe wrote:</div><blockquote> except Oso uses his auto success </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Oh hell, that's brilliant. Completely forgot about using mine. Nice! </span>Oso Legumbe wrote:except Oso uses his auto success
Oh hell, that's brilliant. Completely forgot about using mine. Nice!Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-05T07:11:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4882007-10-05T05:19:06Z2007-10-05T05:19:05Z<p>Seeing Malleon in jeopardy, Chalen uncharacteristically drops his crossbow and rushes in to aid him <span class=messageboard-ooc>(free + move, wyrm is in a grapple, so no aoo + auto grab)</span>.</p>
<p>Chalen attempts to break Malleon free of the Wyrm’s grasp <span class=messageboard-ooc>(join grapple (standard) , opposed check = <a href="http://valhallarpg.alterra-online.net/cgi-bin/d20roller.cgi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">14</a> = failure</span>), but fails to get a lock on the thrashing monster.</p>Seeing Malleon in jeopardy, Chalen uncharacteristically drops his crossbow and rushes in to aid him (free + move, wyrm is in a grapple, so no aoo + auto grab).
Chalen attempts to break Malleon free of the Wyrm’s grasp (join grapple (standard) , opposed check = 14 = failure), but fails to get a lock on the thrashing monster.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-05T05:19:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4732007-10-03T17:17:26Z2007-10-03T17:17:15Z<p>"I am really beginning to dislike this place. Is there anything about that doesn't want us dead? Maybe some light conversation over mulled wine."</p>
<p>Chalen fires a bolt at the beast that whizzes ineffectually passed Bobek's ear <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1297553" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> (Attack = 8 )</a>.</p>
<p>"This thing was so worth its weight in gold...," Chalen mutters as he reloads.</p>"I am really beginning to dislike this place. Is there anything about that doesn't want us dead? Maybe some light conversation over mulled wine."
Chalen fires a bolt at the beast that whizzes ineffectually passed Bobek's ear (Attack = 8 ).
"This thing was so worth its weight in gold...," Chalen mutters as he reloads.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-03T17:17:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4692007-10-03T12:45:49Z2007-10-03T12:45:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bobek wrote:</div><blockquote> ...and then realizing the futility of firing into combat, will drop his shortbow and prepare to draw his longspear. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>That same thought struck me as I went for my weapon.</span>Bobek wrote:...and then realizing the futility of firing into combat, will drop his shortbow and prepare to draw his longspear.
That same thought struck me as I went for my weapon.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-03T12:45:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=10?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4642007-10-03T04:00:11Z2007-10-03T04:00:10Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Used a move action on the last page to get up. </span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I'll use the second half to retrieve the crossbow. </span></p>Used a move action on the last page to get up.
I'll use the second half to retrieve the crossbow.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-10-03T04:00:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4442007-09-27T04:48:41Z2007-09-27T04:48:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oso Legumbe wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Perhaps next time, Chalen, you could take the pressure off my poor D20 for everyone, its beginning to get a bit low.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Beat me too it, my next two init rolls were 18 and 20, but couldn't post them quick enough, lol. </span>Oso Legumbe wrote: Perhaps next time, Chalen, you could take the pressure off my poor D20 for everyone, its beginning to get a bit low.
Beat me too it, my next two init rolls were 18 and 20, but couldn't post them quick enough, lol.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-27T04:48:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4422007-09-27T04:38:31Z2007-09-27T04:38:31Z<p>“That’s no kobold,” he says sleepily. Shaken awake (<a href="http://valhallarpg.alterra-online.net/cgi-bin/d20roller.cgi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Listen Check = 20 </a>) by the vicious surprise attack on Malleon, Chalen sluggishly gets to his feet.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Thought I screwed up on the roller, but no, I rolled a natural 1 for initiative (hooray….). </span></p>“That’s no kobold,” he says sleepily. Shaken awake ( Listen Check = 20 ) by the vicious surprise attack on Malleon, Chalen sluggishly gets to his feet.
Thought I screwed up on the roller, but no, I rolled a natural 1 for initiative (hooray….).Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-27T04:38:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4412007-09-27T04:12:32Z2007-09-27T04:12:31Z<p><i> Chalen meditates quietly, recovering spells and idly daydreaming of deafened, blind kobolds with bells on their shoes blundering into trees. </i></p>Chalen meditates quietly, recovering spells and idly daydreaming of deafened, blind kobolds with bells on their shoes blundering into trees.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-27T04:12:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4342007-09-26T16:20:39Z2007-09-26T16:20:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dungeon Master wrote:</div><blockquote> Spot DC 23 / Listen DC 23 </blockquote><p>Yowch, good thing my watch passed already the way I roll...Dungeon Master wrote:Spot DC 23 / Listen DC 23
Yowch, good thing my watch passed already the way I roll...Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-26T16:20:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4292007-09-26T13:16:11Z2007-09-26T13:16:03Z<p><i> Chalen squints up the tree. </i></p>
<p>"Moss? I'll take your word for it. <span class=messageboard-ooc> ( <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1287027" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Search = 4</a> ) </span>.</p>
<p><i> Chalen settles in and prepares to meditate through the evening. </i></p>
<p>"Are you sure you wouldn't rather I just scramble up now and got us back on the road?"</p>Chalen squints up the tree.
"Moss? I'll take your word for it. ( Search = 4 ) .
Chalen settles in and prepares to meditate through the evening.
"Are you sure you wouldn't rather I just scramble up now and got us back on the road?"Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-26T13:16:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4192007-09-25T18:42:14Z2007-09-25T18:42:09Z<p>"I don't condone the pick pocketing of the recently departed...but I don’t suppose the savage happened to own a lamp, or a lantern, or even a nice torch?"</p>"I don't condone the pick pocketing of the recently departed...but I don’t suppose the savage happened to own a lamp, or a lantern, or even a nice torch?"Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-25T18:42:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4172007-09-25T17:31:00Z2007-09-25T17:30:59Z<p>Chalen repacks his crossbow and mounts up, ready to proceed.</p>Chalen repacks his crossbow and mounts up, ready to proceed.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-25T17:30:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=9?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#4052007-09-24T14:01:21Z2007-09-24T14:01:20Z<p>"Throw him your gasra, Oso, that'll bring him around."</p>
<p>"Are you well enough to travel, Bobek?"</p>"Throw him your gasra, Oso, that'll bring him around."
"Are you well enough to travel, Bobek?"Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-24T14:01:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=8?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3962007-09-23T16:53:29Z2007-09-23T16:53:28Z<p>Oso
<br />
Louinor
<br />
Chalen
<br />
Baddies
<br />
Bobek
<br />
Malleon</p>Oso
Louinor
Chalen
Baddies
Bobek
MalleonChalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-23T16:53:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=8?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3912007-09-22T18:04:46Z2007-09-22T18:04:46Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> All my beautiful me’s! Gone, all gone. So alone… </span></p>All my beautiful me’s! Gone, all gone. So alone…Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-22T18:04:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=8?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3882007-09-22T04:59:14Z2007-09-22T04:59:14Z<p>"Aha! Not so invisible now."</p>
<p>(<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1280335" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Spot = 18</a>)</p>
<p>Chalen decides to wait to reload until he is clear of the crow. Instead, he concentrates of being patient and not getting hit.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Defense action this round (+4 AC)</span></p>"Aha! Not so invisible now."
(Spot = 18)
Chalen decides to wait to reload until he is clear of the crow. Instead, he concentrates of being patient and not getting hit.
Defense action this round (+4 AC)Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-22T04:59:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=8?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3782007-09-20T08:37:46Z2007-09-20T08:37:25Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>As Bobek no longer seems to need a human shield.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Failed the spot check again (at work, had to use the <a href="http://valhallarpg.alterra-online.net/cgi-bin/d20roller.cgi" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">suck roller</a>) = 8.</span></p>
<p>"At least this thing isn't difficult to see."</p>
<p><i>Both Chalens fire a crossbow bolt at the remaining crow.</i></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>1d20-2 = 12</span></p>As Bobek no longer seems to need a human shield.
Failed the spot check again (at work, had to use the suck roller) = 8.
"At least this thing isn't difficult to see."
Both Chalens fire a crossbow bolt at the remaining crow.
1d20-2 = 12Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-20T08:37:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=8?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3662007-09-19T16:04:46Z2007-09-19T16:00:37Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Sorry for the hiatus, had a bad allergic reaction to something. Looks like I got back just in time. </span></p>
<p>Spot Check = <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1274680
<br />
" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">3</a></p>
<p><i>Chalen looks in the direction indicated by Bobek.</i></p>
<p>"I don't see anyone, but that arrow didn't fly by itself. Let's see if I can make myself a little useful regardless."</p>
<p><i>Chalen steps between Bobek and general direction of the unknown assailant. </i></p>
<p>Chalen makes a few cryptic gestures and stumbles through the words of what appears to be a very difficult spell (DC8 Caster Check = <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1274691" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">16</a>). Where before he stood alone, now there are 5 identical Chalens blocking the path to Bobek (<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1274696
<br />
" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d4+1 Images = 4</a>).</p>Sorry for the hiatus, had a bad allergic reaction to something. Looks like I got back just in time.
Spot Check = 3
Chalen looks in the direction indicated by Bobek.
"I don't see anyone, but that arrow didn't fly by itself. Let's see if I can make myself a little useful regardless."
Chalen steps between Bobek and general direction of the unknown assailant.
Chalen makes a few cryptic gestures and stumbles through the words of what appears to be a very difficult spell (DC8 Caster Check =...Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-19T16:00:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3492007-09-17T17:37:17Z2007-09-17T17:37:14Z<p>"With our luck it's probably another werewolf."</p>
<p><i> Chalen unstraps and loads his crossbow.</i></p>"With our luck it's probably another werewolf."
Chalen unstraps and loads his crossbow.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-17T17:37:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3412007-09-16T16:17:13Z2007-09-16T16:17:12Z<p>Chalen contemplates the future, not paying particular attention to his surroundings (<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1268983" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Listen Check = 11</a>).</p>Chalen contemplates the future, not paying particular attention to his surroundings (Listen Check = 11).Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-16T16:17:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3312007-09-14T07:05:11Z2007-09-14T07:05:09Z<p>Chalen looks for someplace warm and dry to put down, and meditates a bit before drifting off.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Attempting to recover spells / strength </span>.</p>Chalen looks for someplace warm and dry to put down, and meditates a bit before drifting off.
Attempting to recover spells / strength .Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-14T07:05:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3282007-09-14T03:46:07Z2007-09-14T03:46:06Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Healed, but down -2 str. </span></p>Healed, but down -2 str.Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-14T03:46:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3182007-09-13T12:57:45Z2007-09-13T12:57:14Z<p>"I think perhaps it would be wise to allow Louinor to regain some of her strength before setting out."</p>"I think perhaps it would be wise to allow Louinor to regain some of her strength before setting out."Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-13T12:57:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3162007-09-13T08:56:38Z2007-09-13T08:56:38Z<p>Chalen, not having been privy to the details of the cure until now, thanks the logger for his assistance, then goes to join Oso in the mess. </p>
<p>“I’m hungry and saddle sore enough to eat a goat at this point, but I'm still not drinking anything that comes out of one.”</p>Chalen, not having been privy to the details of the cure until now, thanks the logger for his assistance, then goes to join Oso in the mess.
“I’m hungry and saddle sore enough to eat a goat at this point, but I'm still not drinking anything that comes out of one.”Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-13T08:56:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=7?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#3052007-09-12T07:57:12Z2007-09-12T07:57:12Z<p>"As much as I hate to abandon the children at this time, the greater need of the town definitely applies."</p>
<p>"I don't recall seeing many books about Kobolds. They eat gnomes, right, not children?"</p>"As much as I hate to abandon the children at this time, the greater need of the town definitely applies."
"I don't recall seeing many books about Kobolds. They eat gnomes, right, not children?"Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-12T07:57:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=6?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#2952007-09-11T15:35:37Z2007-09-11T15:35:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bobek wrote:</div><blockquote> Bobek regards Chalen with a newfound awe, "Stranger, you've got some wild power within you! </blockquote><p>“One of my relatives was friendlier with the faerie than she ought to have been. We don’t usually talk about that side of the family.”
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oso Legumbe wrote:</div><blockquote> Try some gasra, I have some left." The barbarian points to his saddlebag with the large jug. "Sometimes I am told about things I do and they are bad. Do I want to know who killed the girl, friend?" </blockquote><p><i>Striking flint and steel as he attempts to light the pyre.</i>
<p>Loudly, Chalen exclaims, “Where in the name of all the gods do you keep finding more of that awful swill?”</p>
<p><i>Whispered to Oso</i> “I do know, but it is best not to dwell on evil deeds, even well intentioned ones. If you remember anything about today, bear in mind that we are your friends, and you owe me a lamp.”</p>Bobek wrote:Bobek regards Chalen with a newfound awe, "Stranger, you've got some wild power within you!
“One of my relatives was friendlier with the faerie than she ought to have been. We don’t usually talk about that side of the family.” Oso Legumbe wrote:Try some gasra, I have some left." The barbarian points to his saddlebag with the large jug. "Sometimes I am told about things I do and they are bad. Do I want to know who killed the girl, friend?"
Striking flint and steel as he attempts...Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-11T15:35:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=6?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#2872007-09-11T14:08:23Z2007-09-11T14:08:23Z<p>Chalen's stomach rumbles ominously as he finishes piling the pyre with fallen wood from nearby. "I do not feel well at all. Is anyone else ill?"</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1256756" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d20+1 = 8 (Failure)
<br />
</a></p>Chalen's stomach rumbles ominously as he finishes piling the pyre with fallen wood from nearby. "I do not feel well at all. Is anyone else ill?"
1d20+1 = 8 (Failure)Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-11T14:08:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Golarion Chronicles: Tales of AdventureChalen (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjv5&page=6?Golarion-Chronicles-Tales-of-Adventure#2842007-09-11T08:49:47Z2007-09-11T08:49:47Z<p><i>Softening a bit,</i> "We're all responsible, Oso. The only decision left is whether to burn her here or take her back into town."</p>
<p>"We might want to put the torch to the corpse below as well. I'd check on it myself, but I seem to have misplaced my lamp."</p>Softening a bit, "We're all responsible, Oso. The only decision left is whether to burn her here or take her back into town."
"We might want to put the torch to the corpse below as well. I'd check on it myself, but I seem to have misplaced my lamp."Chalen (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-11T08:49:47ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Pathfinder #1 - Shipped but has not arrived yet?The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkzb?Pathfinder-1-Shipped-but-has-not-arrived-yet#142008-03-18T18:15:12Z2007-09-07T07:48:13Z<p>Not to worry, the new Paizo blog says it all:</p>
<p><b>"Paizo signs exlcusive agreement with Mr. McFeely's Speedy Delivery service for Pathfinder distribution."</b></p>Not to worry, the new Paizo blog says it all:
"Paizo signs exlcusive agreement with Mr. McFeely's Speedy Delivery service for Pathfinder distribution."The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-07T07:48:13ZRe: Forums/Dragon Magazine: General Discussion: New Sage Advice Leaves Me PuzzledThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hl8a?New-Sage-Advice-Leaves-Me-Puzzled#22012-11-15T19:37:49Z2007-09-05T13:18:27Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/stoogeAdvice" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I'm here for you.</a></p>I'm here for you.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-09-05T13:18:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys&page=2?Stooge-Advice#592007-08-30T16:45:33Z2007-08-30T16:44:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote> Well, I've been told I'm not as funny as I like to think I am... is that related somehow? And as a licensed chirurgeon (I have the matchbook certificate to prove it) I can do the leeching and bloodletting right here in the comfort of my own home!! Err... is that funny, would you say, on balance?</blockquote><p>No, but I never let that stop me, either. Remember, repetition is one of the core rules of comedy! ;)
<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote> And when has rain ever been right, really? </blockquote><p>Well, to be honest, originally written there was, "Bob's your Uncle!," but I wanted to appeal to a wider audience.
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!</b></span></p>moleculo wrote:Well, I've been told I'm not as funny as I like to think I am... is that related somehow? And as a licensed chirurgeon (I have the matchbook certificate to prove it) I can do the leeching and bloodletting right here in the comfort of my own home!! Err... is that funny, would you say, on balance?
No, but I never let that stop me, either. Remember, repetition is one of the core rules of comedy! ;) moleculo wrote:And when has rain ever been right, really?
Well, to be honest,...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-30T16:44:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=6?Generic-Post#2832010-07-31T04:50:51Z2007-08-30T09:44:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kruelaid wrote:</div><blockquote> Poster suggests that previous two posts are evidence that thread has degenerated beyond resurrection. </blockquote><p>Stick a fork in it; we're done baby!Kruelaid wrote:Poster suggests that previous two posts are evidence that thread has degenerated beyond resurrection.
Stick a fork in it; we're done baby!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-30T09:44:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys&page=2?Stooge-Advice#572007-08-28T05:22:59Z2007-08-28T05:22:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote> Excellent! I'm struggling in a long-term relationship (well, we started a few days ago, really) with a parrot that has an atomic wedgie as the result of a mishap during his bris. It's impacting... well, many things in our relationship. That, and I'm straight, human, married and have two kids. HELP!! </blockquote><p>Gentle Reader,
<p>What a happy coincidence: Just this afternoon I blew the dust from my "Olde England Journal of Medicine." Apparently, you are suffering from a severe ""imbalance of the humours." I recommend you report at once to your local barber or chirurgeon for leeching or bloodletting. Before you know it, you will be as right as rain again!</p>moleculo wrote:Excellent! I'm struggling in a long-term relationship (well, we started a few days ago, really) with a parrot that has an atomic wedgie as the result of a mishap during his bris. It's impacting... well, many things in our relationship. That, and I'm straight, human, married and have two kids. HELP!!
Gentle Reader, What a happy coincidence: Just this afternoon I blew the dust from my "Olde England Journal of Medicine." Apparently, you are suffering from a severe ""imbalance of...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-28T05:22:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=3?Generic-Post#1342010-07-31T04:50:51Z2007-08-27T11:38:05Z<p>BanHammer</p>BanHammerThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-27T11:38:05ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Paizo Really is the BestThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkjm?Paizo-Really-is-the-Best#102007-08-27T09:21:00Z2007-08-27T09:20:59Z<p>I'll be hunted down and killed for outing this, but <span class=tiny>the entire staff has been possessed by the disembodied spirit of Orson Welles.</span><b><span class=messageboard-bigger> Brawk!</b></span> Run for it mates!</p>I'll be hunted down and killed for outing this, but the entire staff has been possessed by the disembodied spirit of Orson Welles. Brawk! Run for it mates!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-27T09:20:59ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Knowledge ChecksThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkls?Knowledge-Checks#52007-08-27T04:14:58Z2007-08-27T04:14:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">James Jacobs wrote:</div><blockquote> , because they just parrot information we just gave you,</blockquote><p>The Devil you say!?! <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span>James Jacobs wrote:, because they just parrot information we just gave you,
The Devil you say!?! Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-27T04:14:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys&page=2?Stooge-Advice#552007-08-24T16:42:52Z2007-08-24T16:42:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote>Is that why you appear a bit... rumpled? </blockquote><p>Sadly no. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Pieces of Eight!</b></span> Some joker decided to give me an atomic wedgie during my bris. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Tragedy ensued.
<p>I also give out relationship advice, by the way! ;)</p>moleculo wrote:Is that why you appear a bit... rumpled?
Sadly no. Pieces of Eight! Some joker decided to give me an atomic wedgie during my bris. Brawk! Tragedy ensued. I also give out relationship advice, by the way! ;)The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-24T16:42:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys&page=2?Stooge-Advice#532007-08-24T09:28:58Z2007-08-24T09:28:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rookseye wrote:</div><blockquote> Dexter....or...Sinister? </blockquote><p>Sinister Dexter: Convictions cause convicts. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Discuss.Rookseye wrote:Dexter....or...Sinister?
Sinister Dexter: Convictions cause convicts. Brawk! Discuss.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-24T09:28:58ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Gleemax interview with Erik and LisaThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkff?Gleemax-interview-with-Erik-and-Lisa#72007-10-16T23:18:58Z2007-08-24T09:16:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">EP Healy wrote:</div><blockquote> How do you make sense of the Gleemax site? </blockquote><p><i>"A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as Gleemax."</i>EP Healy wrote:How do you make sense of the Gleemax site?
"A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as Gleemax."The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-24T09:16:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#482007-08-23T18:00:33Z2007-08-23T18:00:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Gibbering....hmmm...how about <i>meeping</i>? Do ninjas meep? When they're not bein all quiet like... </blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep_(sound)#.22Meep.22" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Meep</a>!Heathansson wrote:Gibbering....hmmm...how about meeping? Do ninjas meep? When they're not bein all quiet like...
Meep!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T18:00:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#452007-08-23T15:22:40Z2007-08-23T15:22:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Thanxs, smart parrot.
</p>
Hmm....servitors....I have squirrel ninjas, with tentacle eyestalk thingies that spit their stomachs out. Will that do? </blockquote><p>It’s a good start, especially if the tentacles reach out and devour the stomachs of another squirrel that spits them. You might consider forming them into some sort of deviant religion, or at least have them gibber, or, as a last resort, make them sing show tunes (the horror, <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> THE HORROR).Heathansson wrote:Thanxs, smart parrot.
Hmm....servitors....I have squirrel ninjas, with tentacle eyestalk thingies that spit their stomachs out. Will that do?
It’s a good start, especially if the tentacles reach out and devour the stomachs of another squirrel that spits them. You might consider forming them into some sort of deviant religion, or at least have them gibber, or, as a last resort, make them sing show tunes (the horror, Brawk! THE HORROR).The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T15:22:40ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Any ETA on the RotRL pdfThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjml&page=5?Any-ETA-on-the-RotRL-pdf#2492007-08-23T07:32:32Z2007-08-23T07:32:32Z<p>Toil my minions! <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk! TOIL!</b></span></p>
<p>There is no greater joy than the joy of duty!</p>Toil my minions! Brawk! TOIL!
There is no greater joy than the joy of duty!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T07:32:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#432007-08-23T04:52:37Z2007-08-23T04:49:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kirth Gersen wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Parrot Advice Guy,
</p>
What in tarnations is a Malleus Monstorum? </blockquote><p>Dearest “Tarnated in Texas,”
<p>It would appear the fine subcreatures at Chaosium have compiled a nearly complete accounting of my <a href=" http://paizo.com/store/games/roleplayingGames/c/callOfCthulhu/chaosium/v5748btpy7dvg&source=search
<br />
" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> family tree </a>. Sniffle, this thread reminds me of our last family reunion, when Uncle Yog-Sothoth had too much to drink and fell up a well. Good times.</p>Kirth Gersen wrote:Dear Parrot Advice Guy,
What in tarnations is a Malleus Monstorum?
Dearest “Tarnated in Texas,” It would appear the fine subcreatures at Chaosium have compiled a nearly complete accounting of my family tree . Sniffle, this thread reminds me of our last family reunion, when Uncle Yog-Sothoth had too much to drink and fell up a well. Good times.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T04:49:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#422007-08-23T04:39:04Z2007-08-23T04:39:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Parrot Advice Guy,
</p>
How do I be cool and get in the Malleus Monstorum? </blockquote><p>Greetings and felicitations “Curious in Cranston,”
<p>Becoming a figurehead of the Cthulhu mythos is easier than one might think: Simply turn your skin inside out, survive or be reanimated (either is acceptable), and transfigure your bodily fluids into a clear gel that both dissolves flesh and grants psychedelic visions. Easy as pie! </p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!</b></span> </p>
<p>In addition, it never hurts to exist outside of time, act capriciously towards humanity, or create your own progeny of lower “servitor creatures.”</p>Heathansson wrote:Dear Parrot Advice Guy,
How do I be cool and get in the Malleus Monstorum?
Greetings and felicitations “Curious in Cranston,” Becoming a figurehead of the Cthulhu mythos is easier than one might think: Simply turn your skin inside out, survive or be reanimated (either is acceptable), and transfigure your bodily fluids into a clear gel that both dissolves flesh and grants psychedelic visions. Easy as pie!
BRAWK!
In addition, it never hurts to exist outside of time, act...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T04:39:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#412007-08-23T04:23:08Z2007-08-23T04:23:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
I thought it was called a 'Yet Another Random Splatbook Template,' but I could be wrong. </blockquote><p>With the introduction of 4th Edition, we’ve decided to refer to them as “kits” again.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> Is the abundance of half-dragon creatures due to an increase in the level of sex shown on television? Pray tell. </blockquote><p>Oh, “Shiny in Singapore,”
<p>If only that were the case. Gone are the childlike days of our virtuous youth, filled with pee pee’s and wee wee’s, before the Parrot was mandated by the court to gaze only upon PBS. In truth, the sharp increase in half-dragon creatures is directly attributable to the fact that all Dragons suffer from “Restless Leg Syndrome.” With the advent of the Requip ™ Tablet, many dragons have begun to experience “increased sexual urges,” and let me tell you, when a dragon starts to rub up against your leg, good luck swatting that 800 lb gorilla off!</p>The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:I thought it was called a 'Yet Another Random Splatbook Template,' but I could be wrong.
With the introduction of 4th Edition, we’ve decided to refer to them as “kits” again. The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Is the abundance of half-dragon creatures due to an increase in the level of sex shown on television? Pray tell.
Oh, “Shiny in Singapore,” If only that were the case. Gone are the childlike days of our virtuous youth, filled with pee pee’s and wee wee’s, before...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-23T04:23:07ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: More new avatar imagesThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h2yh&page=2?More-new-avatar-images#632010-05-21T21:08:31Z2007-08-22T16:11:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">FEAR THE CHICKEN! wrote:</div><blockquote> FEAR THE CHICKEN! </blockquote><p>Grandpa? Lay off the cough syrup. You're scaring nona.FEAR THE CHICKEN! wrote:FEAR THE CHICKEN!
Grandpa? Lay off the cough syrup. You're scaring nona.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-22T16:11:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#332007-08-22T16:09:29Z2007-08-22T16:09:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dearest Parrot,
</p>
If they are called "apartments" why are they built abutted upon one another? </blockquote><p>Gentle reader, thank you for once again taking the time to bump this thread to the prominent position of dominance over other, lesser threads, where it truly belongs.
<p>I believe the answer you seek is that the word apartment is a bastardized form of the Italian word "appartamento," which is itself derived from Latin and meaning, quite literally, "I hate my neighbors, and if they don't stop running back and forth at all hours and banging their headboard next to my kid's room I'm going to burn this whole complex down."</p>
<p>Have a blessed day.</p>moleculo wrote:Dearest Parrot,
If they are called "apartments" why are they built abutted upon one another?
Gentle reader, thank you for once again taking the time to bump this thread to the prominent position of dominance over other, lesser threads, where it truly belongs. I believe the answer you seek is that the word apartment is a bastardized form of the Italian word "appartamento," which is itself derived from Latin and meaning, quite literally, "I hate my neighbors, and if they don't...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-22T16:09:28ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Any ETA on the RotRL pdfThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjml&page=5?Any-ETA-on-the-RotRL-pdf#2362007-08-22T16:03:18Z2007-08-22T16:03:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Galuf wrote:</div><blockquote> Does everybody have access to the RotRL players guide? before getting their Pathfinder? Or am I special? </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">tbug wrote:</div><blockquote> I don't have access to either. Perhaps you're special. :) </blockquote><p><b><i><span class=messageboard-bigger>Pathfinder: Rise of the Runelords Player's Guide (OGL)
</p>
This product is now available as a free PDF download: <a href="http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/RiseOfTheRunelordsPlayersGuide.zip" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">4.2MB zip PDF</a>.</b></i></span></p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span></p>Galuf wrote:Does everybody have access to the RotRL players guide? before getting their Pathfinder? Or am I special?
tbug wrote:I don't have access to either. Perhaps you're special. :)
Pathfinder: Rise of the Runelords Player's Guide (OGL)
This product is now available as a free PDF download: 4.2MB zip PDF.Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-22T16:03:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=3?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#1262009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-22T06:34:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Glad to help. I'm thinking Friday should be more than fair. Should give me enough time to prepare and come up with a plausible sideline excuse. Hopefully he (Gobbo) isn't in a coma or something bad.</span></p>Glad to help. I'm thinking Friday should be more than fair. Should give me enough time to prepare and come up with a plausible sideline excuse. Hopefully he (Gobbo) isn't in a coma or something bad.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-22T06:34:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#312007-08-22T04:18:10Z2007-08-22T04:18:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">James Keegan wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd call it goooood eatin'! </blockquote><p>Always remember to floss after eating baby, no matter the species! <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Cleanliness is next to Queenliness, after all.James Keegan wrote:I'd call it goooood eatin'!
Always remember to floss after eating baby, no matter the species! Brawk! Cleanliness is next to Queenliness, after all.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-22T04:18:09ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Any ETA on the RotRL pdfThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjml&page=4?Any-ETA-on-the-RotRL-pdf#1882007-08-21T19:04:56Z2007-08-21T19:04:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dances With Worgs wrote:</div><blockquote>The parrot said "after GenCon," and here it is the next day, and everything's on its way. All is forgiven ;) </blockquote><p>Wise Parrot. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Pieces of Eight!</b></span> Practically the Oracle at Delphi, I am. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span>Dances With Worgs wrote:The parrot said "after GenCon," and here it is the next day, and everything's on its way. All is forgiven ;)
Wise Parrot. Pieces of Eight! Practically the Oracle at Delphi, I am. Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T19:04:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=3?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#1242009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-21T18:25:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Worse comes to worst, I can sideline Bynoc and we can pick up another (or not) and I can give it a go? Hoping he returns though.</span></p>Worse comes to worst, I can sideline Bynoc and we can pick up another (or not) and I can give it a go? Hoping he returns though.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T18:25:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#302007-08-21T05:20:21Z2007-08-21T05:20:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">fray wrote:</div><blockquote> Do all ogres have trouble with the square-root of -1? </blockquote><p>Dear “confounded in California,”
<p>As carnivores, it has been my experience that Ogres have difficulty with roots of any sort, square or not.</p>fray wrote:Do all ogres have trouble with the square-root of -1?
Dear “confounded in California,” As carnivores, it has been my experience that Ogres have difficulty with roots of any sort, square or not.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T05:20:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#292007-08-21T05:23:05Z2007-08-21T05:18:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rookseye wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear parrot,</p>
<p>Woe be unto me! Some vandal has penetrated my inner sanctum's library and purloined all of my tomes of lore pertaining to delving into the dankest dungeons and slaying the impertinent monsters that dwell therein!</p>
<p>Oddly enough, the skulking rapscallion left behind a scrip of parchment that stated he would return in eight months and teach me to access another demiplane to obtain an improved version of my magnificent collection of scrolls and librams.</p>
<p>This miscreant even means to charge me gold for this 'boon'.</p>
<p>My question is, should I trust this wizard? </blockquote><p>Dear “Blackmailed in Boston,”
<p>Absolutely not! This is skullduggery of the lowest sort. Instead, I recommend you gather your remaining fortunes, liquidate all assets, and send everything to:</p>
<p>“The Paizo Parrot’s Little Golden Book of Hexes”
<br />
Curses for all ages and species (now with full color illustrations).
<br />
c/o Paizo Parrot</p>
<p>Drop this in any postal box, and I assure you my mind-controlled minions will rush it to me literally “post haste.” <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span></p>
<p>As an aside, one of the pages in a book I have recently acquired regarding binding the Tarrasque appears to be soiled. If you may have owned a similar volume in the past, might I inquire as to where it was purchased, so I might obtain a replacement?</p>Rookseye wrote:Dear parrot,
Woe be unto me! Some vandal has penetrated my inner sanctum's library and purloined all of my tomes of lore pertaining to delving into the dankest dungeons and slaying the impertinent monsters that dwell therein!
Oddly enough, the skulking rapscallion left behind a scrip of parchment that stated he would return in eight months and teach me to access another demiplane to obtain an improved version of my magnificent collection of scrolls and librams.
This...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T05:18:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#272007-08-21T05:10:39Z2007-08-21T05:09:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">moleculo wrote:</div><blockquote> O most wise, sagacious (and, one must add, comely) of psittacidae, why if the traffic doth move slowest - if at all - during that time, do they call it "rush hour"? </blockquote><p>Dear “perspicacious and polysyllabic in Pittsburgh,”
<p>Unfortunately, rush hour was named on “opposite day,” and the name stuck. This is also why we drive on a parkway, park on a driveway, and why candidates run for office mainly by standing around and talking.</p>moleculo wrote:O most wise, sagacious (and, one must add, comely) of psittacidae, why if the traffic doth move slowest - if at all - during that time, do they call it "rush hour"?
Dear “perspicacious and polysyllabic in Pittsburgh,” Unfortunately, rush hour was named on “opposite day,” and the name stuck. This is also why we drive on a parkway, park on a driveway, and why candidates run for office mainly by standing around and talking.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T05:09:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#262007-08-21T05:04:57Z2007-08-21T05:04:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> I'd call it a baby goat. </blockquote><p><i>The parrot quietly marks down Heathansson for "re-education."</i>Heathansson wrote:I'd call it a baby goat.
The parrot quietly marks down Heathansson for "re-education."The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T05:04:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#252007-08-21T05:02:35Z2007-08-21T05:02:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cosmo wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Oh Paizo Parrot! </p>
<p>I have two questions:</p>
<p>1) If a human and a halfling had a kid, would you call it a quarterling?</p>
<p>- and -</p>
<p>2) Do you sign my paychecks?</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Dear “sleepless in Seattle,”
<p>While I find it difficult to believe that the offspring of a Halfling and Human would be a baby goat, such things are possible with dark magics, and as such, I suppose you might call it whatever you like, and smite those who disagree with you. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Pieces of Eight!</b></span> As to your second query, sadly, the parrot lacks prehensile thumbs, and therefore must delegate paycheck autographs to a <a href="http://www.adp.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">third party service</a>.</p>Cosmo wrote:Oh Paizo Parrot!
I have two questions:
1) If a human and a halfling had a kid, would you call it a quarterling?
- and -
2) Do you sign my paychecks?
Dear “sleepless in Seattle,” While I find it difficult to believe that the offspring of a Halfling and Human would be a baby goat, such things are possible with dark magics, and as such, I suppose you might call it whatever you like, and smite those who disagree with you. Pieces of Eight! As to your second query, sadly, the...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-21T05:02:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#192007-08-20T06:59:07Z2007-08-20T06:58:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Demiurge 1138 wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, Paizo Parrot. Why do we love you so? </blockquote><p>It could be my rakish good looks, but I'm more willing to bet it's all the mind control additives we've been doping milk with the last 20 years. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk! </b></span> Does a body good!Demiurge 1138 wrote:Oh, Paizo Parrot. Why do we love you so?
It could be my rakish good looks, but I'm more willing to bet it's all the mind control additives we've been doping milk with the last 20 years. Brawk! Does a body good!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-20T06:58:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#172007-08-20T04:16:56Z2007-08-20T04:16:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> If I cast sleep on myself and save, how long before I can operate construction equipment? </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span>Even with the saving throw, the Stooge suggests you wait a good half hour before climbing into an industrial washing machine.Heathansson wrote:If I cast sleep on myself and save, how long before I can operate construction equipment?
Brawk!Even with the saving throw, the Stooge suggests you wait a good half hour before climbing into an industrial washing machine.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-20T04:16:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#162007-08-20T04:14:34Z2007-08-20T04:14:34Z<p>Readers, we regret to inform you that the half-orc / half-elf hybrid has encountered a "snag." Following what can only be considered a shockingly short gestation period, a large moth-like creature sporting the fire subtype emerged and destroyed the lab. All surviving lab workers have been fitted with psionic puppeteers to ensure Non Disclosure Agreement compliance, and all materials and data regarding project Genesis are now forbidden. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span></p>Readers, we regret to inform you that the half-orc / half-elf hybrid has encountered a "snag." Following what can only be considered a shockingly short gestation period, a large moth-like creature sporting the fire subtype emerged and destroyed the lab. All surviving lab workers have been fitted with psionic puppeteers to ensure Non Disclosure Agreement compliance, and all materials and data regarding project Genesis are now forbidden. Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-20T04:14:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#142007-08-19T17:54:54Z2007-08-19T17:54:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KrayZane wrote:</div><blockquote> I believe its a Flecro :) but I will defer to the stooge for clarification. </blockquote><p>Always wise, gentle goblinoid. I believe the Flecro is actually the child of a full blooded orc and elf. A daunting prospect if ever there was one. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Rest assured, when this abomination of all that is natural hatches, I pledge to give the community naming rights.KrayZane wrote:I believe its a Flecro :) but I will defer to the stooge for clarification.
Always wise, gentle goblinoid. I believe the Flecro is actually the child of a full blooded orc and elf. A daunting prospect if ever there was one. Brawk! Rest assured, when this abomination of all that is natural hatches, I pledge to give the community naming rights.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T17:54:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#132007-08-19T17:51:21Z2007-08-19T17:51:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Can you catch yourself flatfooted and get an attack of opportunity against yourself? </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Absolutely. Remind me to tell you the whimsical tale of tell of the time I Coup De Graced myself after dropping the soap in the pen (I was framed, I swear).Heathansson wrote:Can you catch yourself flatfooted and get an attack of opportunity against yourself?
Brawk! Absolutely. Remind me to tell you the whimsical tale of tell of the time I Coup De Graced myself after dropping the soap in the pen (I was framed, I swear).The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T17:51:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#122007-08-19T17:49:21Z2007-08-19T17:48:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Can hobgoblins and xorns interbreed, or do you have to go the "mad wizard experiment" route? </blockquote><p>Gentle Reader, there's nothing quite like a beautiful summer morning pierced by the plaintive wail of a xorn's mating snorkel. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> Ahhh, young love. Most people do not know this, but while Xorns find hobgoblins indigestible, they also find them irresistible! Not to mention, I think we all know what happens to hobgoblins when a little Barry White starts playing. That's magic of its own variety.Heathansson wrote:Can hobgoblins and xorns interbreed, or do you have to go the "mad wizard experiment" route?
Gentle Reader, there's nothing quite like a beautiful summer morning pierced by the plaintive wail of a xorn's mating snorkel. Brawk! Ahhh, young love. Most people do not know this, but while Xorns find hobgoblins indigestible, they also find them irresistible! Not to mention, I think we all know what happens to hobgoblins when a little Barry White starts playing. That's magic of...The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T17:48:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#112007-08-19T17:52:07Z2007-08-19T17:44:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> If a half orc and a half elf have a baby, what is it? </blockquote><p>Greetings Gentle Reader, and thank you for your interest in Stooge advice. We're currently loading a half-elf up with alcohol in order to get a more exact answer to your question. Inquiring minds wish to know: will it be an olf? A Horc? Answers expected in 9 months! <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span>Heathansson wrote:If a half orc and a half elf have a baby, what is it?
Greetings Gentle Reader, and thank you for your interest in Stooge advice. We're currently loading a half-elf up with alcohol in order to get a more exact answer to your question. Inquiring minds wish to know: will it be an olf? A Horc? Answers expected in 9 months! Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T17:44:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#62007-08-19T09:22:13Z2007-08-19T09:22:13Z<p>Andy? Yeah, we're brothers.</p>
<p>Well, we're "like" brothers.</p>
<p>Who don't talk.</p>
<p>And come from different mothers and fathers.</p>
<p>Ok we're pen pals.</p>
<p>We met once.</p>
<p>well ok, I think I saw him once.</p>
<p>In a picture.</p>
<p>I can't back that up.</p>
<p>FINE! I'm far too lazy to even google what he looks like.</p>Andy? Yeah, we're brothers.
Well, we're "like" brothers.
Who don't talk.
And come from different mothers and fathers.
Ok we're pen pals.
We met once.
well ok, I think I saw him once.
In a picture.
I can't back that up.
FINE! I'm far too lazy to even google what he looks like.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T09:22:13ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Any ETA on the RotRL pdfThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjml&page=2?Any-ETA-on-the-RotRL-pdf#572007-08-19T08:01:37Z2007-08-19T07:34:48Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span> The pleasure of working for Paizo is its own reward. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span></p>
<p>Expect to be rewarded twice as much next year.</p>
<p>If he's like most IT people, Gary has an army cot in the server room and drives around with a suit in his car.</p>
<p>All Paizo employees are company property and may be fed to the furnace if they outlive their usefulness. Retirement benefits include continued use of water and/or oxygen, at slightly reduced percentages.</p>
<p>Work! Work! Work! There are monkey boys in the facility!</p>Brawk! The pleasure of working for Paizo is its own reward. Brawk!
Expect to be rewarded twice as much next year.
If he's like most IT people, Gary has an army cot in the server room and drives around with a suit in his car.
All Paizo employees are company property and may be fed to the furnace if they outlive their usefulness. Retirement benefits include continued use of water and/or oxygen, at slightly reduced percentages.
Work! Work! Work! There are monkey boys in the facility!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T07:34:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#32007-08-19T06:41:20Z2007-08-19T06:40:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">mwbeeler wrote:</div><blockquote> Gentle Parrot, pray tell, what is sock puppetry? </blockquote><p>Brawk! Unlike the beloved children's toy we all know, online sock puppetry consists of a single person using multiple accounts to espouse an opinion or vote multiple times, and should be discouraged.mwbeeler wrote:Gentle Parrot, pray tell, what is sock puppetry?
Brawk! Unlike the beloved children's toy we all know, online sock puppetry consists of a single person using multiple accounts to espouse an opinion or vote multiple times, and should be discouraged.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T06:40:31ZRe: Forums: Dragon and Dungeon Transition Discussion: When will I get my Pathfinder?The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hk0o?When-will-I-get-my-Pathfinder#42007-08-19T04:18:21Z2007-08-19T04:18:21Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!</b></span> After GenCon. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!
<br />
</b></span></p>BRAWK! After GenCon. BRAWK!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-19T04:18:21ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: Stooge Advice.The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjys?Stooge-Advice#12007-08-18T07:06:25Z2007-08-18T07:06:24Z<p>The magazine might be gone, but you still have questions! Can't get to the Wizard's website? I'm here for you. </p>
<p>No question too big or too small. Gaming advice, life lessons.</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Brawk!</b></span></p>The magazine might be gone, but you still have questions! Can't get to the Wizard's website? I'm here for you.
No question too big or too small. Gaming advice, life lessons.
Brawk!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-18T07:06:24ZRe: Forums: Rise of the Runelords: Any ETA on the RotRL pdfThe Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjml&page=2?Any-ETA-on-the-RotRL-pdf#512007-08-18T07:02:49Z2007-08-18T07:02:49Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!</b></span> After GenCon. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BRAWK!</b></span></p>BRAWK! After GenCon. BRAWK!The Paizo Parrot (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-18T07:02:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=3?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#1162009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-17T06:55:44Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><i>I'm not a hater, I just crush a lot</span></i></p>I'm not a hater, I just crush a lotBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-17T06:55:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=3?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#1022009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-13T18:54:14Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>If we progress while I'm asleep, here are swim and climb rolls, as I wait patiently for "the signal." Hope the water's calm!</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1206680" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Swim 11, Climb 22</a></p>If we progress while I'm asleep, here are swim and climb rolls, as I wait patiently for "the signal." Hope the water's calm!
Swim 11, Climb 22Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-13T18:54:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#1002009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-13T13:46:39Z<p>Ready.</p>Ready.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-13T13:46:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#942009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-13T03:56:52Z<p>Being a fairly strong swimmer, I could always swim around the rear side of the boat and climb up in the event Vark refuses to see reason? You could use your ability to make light as a signal.</p>
<p>Otherwise, I'm willing to try whatever you come up with. Let's do this thing.</p>Being a fairly strong swimmer, I could always swim around the rear side of the boat and climb up in the event Vark refuses to see reason? You could use your ability to make light as a signal.
Otherwise, I'm willing to try whatever you come up with. Let's do this thing.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-13T03:56:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#802009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-11T03:57:54Z<p>I have a face that is difficult to forget. Perhaps if Harven investigated the dock by day, we could hit them that evening?</p>I have a face that is difficult to forget. Perhaps if Harven investigated the dock by day, we could hit them that evening?Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-11T03:57:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#702009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-10T17:31:32Z<p>"Just as well; I see fine in the dark, and then no one can see what I've become."</p>
<p><i>Does the metal man float?</i></p>
<p>"What of the rest of you?"</p>"Just as well; I see fine in the dark, and then no one can see what I've become."
Does the metal man float?
"What of the rest of you?"Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-10T17:31:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#672009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-10T16:57:36Z<p>Where is your ship docked, Lady Vanderboren? Also, you seem to know this Vark person, should we visit the ship during the day, or in the dead of night?</p>Where is your ship docked, Lady Vanderboren? Also, you seem to know this Vark person, should we visit the ship during the day, or in the dead of night?Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-10T16:57:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#612009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-10T13:13:08Z<p><i>Helpless nobles? Pfft, this was my future?</i>
<br />
<i>I wonder if 200 is enough to get me away from here on a ship?</i>
<br />
<i>At least clanky here doesn't look like he'd leave me for dead, still, never can tell.</i></p>
<p>Sense Motive Failure <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1201990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">(12)</a>.</p>
<p>"Sorry bout' your folks; I know what it's like to be trapped by flames; that's just no way to go. Count me in, your ladyship."</p>Helpless nobles? Pfft, this was my future?
I wonder if 200 is enough to get me away from here on a ship?
At least clanky here doesn't look like he'd leave me for dead, still, never can tell.
Sense Motive Failure (12).
"Sorry bout' your folks; I know what it's like to be trapped by flames; that's just no way to go. Count me in, your ladyship."Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-10T13:13:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw&page=2?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#532009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-10T03:40:18Z<p>Not wanting to appear ungrateful, Bynoc slips on the ring from Kora just before knocking on the door. He offers her a rare smile, and then attempts to fade into the growing crowd of adventurers. </p>
<p>After brusquely greeting the other attendees, <i>“Even dire company would be better than no company,”</i> and avoiding the obviously well-to-do adventuring company already in Vanderboren employ, Bynoc leans against a back wall and listens intently to what Lavaina has to say.</p>
<p>Knowing it would be pointless to inquire about the overdrawn and uncaring authorities, Bynoc broaches the subject of Lavina’s recent inheritance with his typical straightforwardness; “I never knew my parents, what happened to yours?”</p>Not wanting to appear ungrateful, Bynoc slips on the ring from Kora just before knocking on the door. He offers her a rare smile, and then attempts to fade into the growing crowd of adventurers.
After brusquely greeting the other attendees, “Even dire company would be better than no company,” and avoiding the obviously well-to-do adventuring company already in Vanderboren employ, Bynoc leans against a back wall and listens intently to what Lavaina has to say.
Knowing it would be pointless...Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-10T03:40:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#132009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-09T18:10:33Z<p>Quickly panning about to be sure he isn't being watched, Bynoc scrutinizes the surprise gift. Smiling wistfully, he quickly secrets it away on his person and heads off to change into his traveling clothes.</p>Quickly panning about to be sure he isn't being watched, Bynoc scrutinizes the surprise gift. Smiling wistfully, he quickly secrets it away on his person and heads off to change into his traveling clothes.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-09T18:10:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#82009-05-23T16:41:03Z2007-08-09T17:56:14Z<p>Bynoc leans forward to comfort Kora, but then self-consciously checks himself. Shrugging, he acquiesces, “Maybe it will be a ticket out of this place, and if not, at least it means a hot meal.”</p>Bynoc leans forward to comfort Kora, but then self-consciously checks himself. Shrugging, he acquiesces, “Maybe it will be a ticket out of this place, and if not, at least it means a hot meal.”Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-09T17:56:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Gobbo's Savage TideBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjbw?Gobbos-Savage-Tide#22012-11-15T19:36:56Z2007-08-09T16:05:37Z<p>Byonc unconsciously pulls his hood lower over his face and begins to move away. At last he turns, blows out a deep breath, and shrugs his massive shoulders. Peering down at the tiny woman he mumbles, "Read it to me, Kora."</p>Byonc unconsciously pulls his hood lower over his face and begins to move away. At last he turns, blows out a deep breath, and shrugs his massive shoulders. Peering down at the tiny woman he mumbles, "Read it to me, Kora."Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-09T16:05:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=2?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#762007-08-08T09:30:02Z2007-08-08T09:29:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ballast wrote:</div><blockquote> I hope you don't mind me using a little game knowledge for his background. </blockquote><p>I used the Savage Tide Player's Guide for mine. You should look through it, some interesting feats in there. Looks like we are really shaping up now.Ballast wrote:I hope you don't mind me using a little game knowledge for his background.
I used the Savage Tide Player's Guide for mine. You should look through it, some interesting feats in there. Looks like we are really shaping up now.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-08T09:29:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=2?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#632007-08-07T14:21:33Z2007-08-07T14:21:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">GobboWizard wrote:</div><blockquote> btw bynoc I cant see your languages, same as when lyssa posted her character. </blockquote><p>How odd, neither could I. Added them in the latter section so they would be visible there at least. Still have the diviner stashed away in case he bites it, lol.GobboWizard wrote:btw bynoc I cant see your languages, same as when lyssa posted her character.
How odd, neither could I. Added them in the latter section so they would be visible there at least. Still have the diviner stashed away in case he bites it, lol.Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-07T14:21:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n&page=2?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#572007-08-07T07:17:26Z2007-08-07T07:17:16Z<p>Pending DM review, I think I'm good to go. I liked Pat o' the Ninth Power's format so much I borrowed quite a bit from it (hope you don't mind).</p>Pending DM review, I think I'm good to go. I liked Pat o' the Ninth Power's format so much I borrowed quite a bit from it (hope you don't mind).Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-07T07:17:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: New Savage Tide Play by postBynoc (alias of mwbeeler)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hj1n?New-Savage-Tide-Play-by-post#332007-08-06T18:12:43Z2007-08-06T18:12:16Z<p>Tada! Figured we could use some muscle. Will fill out the rest of the goodies when I get to work tonight. But for now, I must sleep!</p>Tada! Figured we could use some muscle. Will fill out the rest of the goodies when I get to work tonight. But for now, I must sleep!Bynoc (alias of mwbeeler)2007-08-06T18:12:16Z