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d'Log rushes up the stairs as he hears the horses bellowing. Harsus? It would be wise not to hide from this guy. And definitely do not hide under chairs or tables. He doesn't play hide and seek, he prefers seek and destroy. hey that was clever, maybe skimming over those books make goblin's clever. d'Log holds up a hand waiting for Rolo to give him some hand slaps, then remembering Rolo not so good at literary hurdles. d'Log slaps his own hand and nods to himself.
d'Log rounds the corner and finds rolo failing to climb over the shelf. d'Log lashes his tail back and forth preparing to climb over the bookshelf. wait, what's the problem? These books make for good foot and hand and tail holds. Watch as d'Log runs away from rolo he yells Use the books with the dense prose! d'Log chuckles all the way down the hallway, which sounds like a cat in heat being tickled.
d'Log goes to speak and his stomach starts to growl Inner monolog When was the last time I have a good meal. Needs some good mushroom picking time after this. d'Log shakes his head vigorously and scoots behind Dahros My mentor had a way of picking between the worse of two outcomes, drink as much as you can then determine which way is easiest. Shall I fetch some spirits for our conundrum?
medic stuffs:
Godless healing You recover an additional 5 Hit Points from a successful attempt to Treat your Wounds or use Battle Medicine on you. After you or an ally use Battle Medicine on you, you become temporarily immune to that Battle Medicine for only 1 hour, instead of 1 day. d'Log @ 27/33hps
Once outside of the outskirts of the town d'Log grabs a pile of sticks and rocks. He plops down on the dirt and starts reviewing the map. While review he plces rocks and sticks seemingly randomly.
He grabs a pinch of dirt and holds it up to the sun and releases the particles and watches which direction they fall. Very interesting. d'Log turns to his group It appears I am hungry
d'Log stares at the gnome engineers in amazement Ava, why has your kind not taken over the world yet? How do the long arm grabby thing support all the weight of the crate? That is like you hefting Dahros' hammer with one hand. Its a big hammer and you a small person. Gnomes, I do not understand that ilk. Respect them though. Anyone know if goblins and gnomes are related? I'm feeling a bit green here. d'Log recomposes himself Look no further venture captain d'Lodge is reporting in. I guess I am old by goblin standards but that would be right unkind. Oh, the old lodge? I don't know my pa or pa's pa. So old d'Lodges are likely be not found in mortal flesh. d'Log shrugs
It's the best of stories my dear vc. VC, this guy, Marcon has been imprisoned for like 5 centuries. That's not the worst of it. He lived underneath Goblins, frocking a full band of playwrite goblins. Underneath them all. The mass waste and stench must have driven him mad, then the squealing of their bloddy plays. Can you imagine the torment. I wouldn't wish this on horse loving dog pony. He wanted free and we felts bad is all, oh and some extra loots or something.
d'Log steps in front of the party Fair King Zusgut, what we saw down there, what we encountered, what we had to do. d'Log shutters, then sees some of the younger goblins watching When we first got down there, not one, but two of these behemoths were barring the way. d'Log bears his teeth and proceeds to clamp down on Rolo's leg and starts spinning. Spitting out a bit of cloth d'Log continues But Rolo's fortitude was too much, and the crocs skull was too weak for the combine might of Thellira and her hammer Daybreaker, and Dahros and his warhammer Cuddles ! d'Log sprints towards Thellira and Dahros and prompts them to show off their moves. d'Log leans on to his tip toes and starts to pretend he is skulking over to Ava Through the flooded court we continued, but we were ambushed by the group of terrible actors from before. But with the cunning and silver tongue of our dear Ava, we were able to find a stake those dammed sell swords could part with. d'Log take out an empty coin purse, flips it inside out and carefully lays it to the ground, as if it was a fallen comrade. Then, we found these true abominations set to guard an enclosed part of the ruins. Horrific monstrous things that makes this croc look like a longshank's baby. One ripped its arm off and started to beat the mighty Dahros down, while others started to gnaw at his legs. d'Log mimes biting Dahros' leg, then moves to Nali But Nali here was able to summon her black tentacles and sway the tide of battle for us. Leading to our new friend Marcon here. He has been wrongfully held, and we freed him. He will not harm us. Nor us him d'Log shuffles his things around King Zusgut, I know us goblins don't like the word when written on paper. But I tell you this, this paper here tells the long shanks that you own this place. Not that you just live here, but you have a claim on this land that they cannot take away. They believe in writing. This is a receipt of sorts, they call it a deed of the land.
d'Log hold the deed up and moves closer to King Zusgut and further from his party I know the hardships of goblins, this deed I give you. With it you should be able to continue your work here and set up a place safe for all goblins.
d'Log tugs on his clothes and brushes some undeath off of him So, Marcon. I dealt with this ghost or apparition or something a whiles back. We had to do something so he could rest.[b] d'Log looks over to see the water levels ebb and flow [b] I am a proud goblin, my name is d'Log. Those are truths. The truth I am looking for, from you is not if we should release you, but what happens if we do? Are you looking to rest, what is binding you to the living? The ghost had us find a deed or something. One truth from you, fair trade me thinks
my wish right now would be some sweets. I wonder what Candren would wish for. Probably to get out of this tomb, or to get in it! Maybe it's a boat to the underworld. Never quite understood why you would take a boat down, seems highly impractical. Do you take a boat to the heavens? Oh, you were asking Ava about Candren's wish. Her wish probably has to do with mounting d'horses. d'Log does the floss dance to limber up and see if he fits in the small space Like those moves? The kids up at the fort taught me it last night.
Whispering d'Log tells his group woah, that wooden thing is shooting arrows at us. Guess I should have been paying better attention.
He looks back to his group and smiles with that adorable toothy goblin face. Vilree the elf, he said it was urgent and paid us half the coin and said you'd give us the other half upon arrival.
d'Log shoulders his backpack
d'Log shrugs
I got a boo boo and now it's and ouchie. Those dang living not living balls of dead flesh make my goblin medicine not working. d'Log takes out his feather token and starts to eye the mural and statue. the Pathfinder society person said this should hold ten bulk. I have no idea what that means. I just wanted the feather. d'Log turns to Ava you seem the one with the most knowledge of holding many bulks at once, think it'll work?
d'Log slides back into the guard of the brute, stabs something that felt important.
if brute drops with first attack:
With his rapier dripping with viscera, he point to the other brute and wails
you're next: After downing a foe, you menacingly remind another foe that you’re coming after them next. Attempt an Intimidation check with a +2 circumstance bonus to Demoralize a single creature that you can see and that can see you. If you have legendary proficiency in Intimidation, you can use this as a free action with the same trigger.
d'Log sees his opening on one of the large brutes and dashes in. d'Log dips in front of Thellira and runs where the wall meets the floor. Once adjacent to the brute, without stopping, he wraps his tail around the brute and pulls d'TIMBER! d'Log whips his rapier down on the brutes leg.
Titan Wrestler: You can attempt to Disarm, Grapple, Shove, or Trip creatures up to two sizes larger than you, or up to three sizes larger than you if you’re legendary in Athletics.
d'Log steps back seeing all the limbs and chains flying. let the longshanks fight, armed with their long shanks? d'Log nods at his clever word play d'Log administers some goblin medicine to his dwarf friend, using his dagger to cut off a piece of clothing that was in the way. Not needing the dagger anymore he chucks it underhand at the (white) zombie.
d'Log pops out from behind Thellira Hey, look, the people we beat to get the rights to come down here. They sent you down here too? Caves are always unsafe, especially if you need light to see. Scurry back? Why? We didn't finish our tasks. Did you want to help? I heard caves are unsafe.
d'Log nudges rolo and starts speaking in a high pitched weezy voice that sounds like coughing goblin: Think they can see in the dark?
d'Log scratches his head I think this is one of those puzzles, were we do some things to make other things do. Then, we get the loot at the end. Now, we just gots to figure out the things. Right? Anyone have any good ideas? I can only think of goblin fishing, and I'm sure you all would like that too much.
as Nali is refocusing d'Log goes around and grabs some materials to heal Rolo. He grabs some fresh dirt, some water from the walls, and some of the crocs blood. He mixes them together and applies the goblin salve to Rolo's wounds
Continual Recovery: You zealously monitor a patient’s progress to administer treatment faster. When you Treat Wounds, your patient becomes immune for only 10 minutes instead of 1 hour. This applies only to your Treat Wounds activities, not any other the patient receives.
d'Log enters the stage clad in a great rendition of King Zusgut. Great People of Absalom, today we will reenact the Rise of the Goblin Heroes. The stage dims as d'Log takes his throne seat. I see! The lights come back on and d'Log motions the crowd of heroes in. The great heroes have returned. But what is this, a new face. In armor. Could this be a the knight. THE knight. Contemplation runs over King Zusgut's face. Who is this with you d'Log's eyes fill to bursting at seeing such a noble sight. d'Log took it a bit to far and his voice cracks. Sir brAVe knight, please speak.
d'Log takes out a full water skin and dumps the contents onto PIZZAZ. I am parched Garcon PIZZAZ, fetch me a drink.
In a twirl, King Zusgut turns to find his seat. With his back to the crowd d'Log inflates the water skin. With supreme sleight of hand, he places the inflated skin on the throne. d'Log then turns and flamboyantly bows then plops on the throne. PRRREAAAAAT-PA-PA-PARAAAAAAAAAAAT d'Log shimmies a little to let the last bit of air squeeze out. praaaat Snorting loudly and with a high pitched squeaky voice I see the great heroes have returned. NOT YOU PIZZAZ GO FETCH MY DRINK. But who is this fare Knight d'Log digs his hand down his trousers and adjusts himself viscously. I think that dog gave me the pox
d'Log nods at Rolo, royalty never fit me, but crowns are fun After taking note of King Zusgut d'Log takes out his disguise kit and goes all out on looking exactly like him. He grabs a few small pillows to add some girth to his small frame. At last, d'Log takes the crown.
d'Log points over to "GRENEK" and cackles no, dear. My goodness. It isn't a suit, I know your primitive kind is short of mind, now don the COSTUME correctly! You are in the presence of royalty. d'Log scowls at how long it's taking "PIZZAZ" longshanks fool. No longahank is above the great King Zusgut. When in my company you shall remained crouched. d'Log smiles at the Nobel "ULTHUN" Fair loyal knight, good day Sir Ulthun.
d'Log reads his letter and looks around at the group of pathfinders that assembled. You, all, again? d'Log sighs and looks around and starts to see who would be the best goblin to talk to about the Performing Arts Guild. (looking for anything an artistic goblin would look like to acquire information)
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