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We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Zord smirks a pointy-toothed little smile at Rancor. "If Rancor as good as Zord, Rancor not be sick from wigglies!" he quipped back, holstering his lance back on PuppyStomper. "Zord not afraid of any swamp beasties!"
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Oops, sorry. Like I say, I never get these X)

1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Zord smirks as he really does bring the pain on Lotsalegs. "Zord will enjoy choosing which part of big spider to use as trophy!"
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Oh shoot, I didn't even realize I rolled a natural 20! That never happens, so I failed to notice. XD Also forgot to mention my moves, 2 west and 1 south

Critical Roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Zord finally manages to get PuppyStomper to calm down, readying his lance at Lotsalegs and kicking his mount's sides. PuppyStomper grunts loudly, before running at the spider as his rider levels the tusk-tipped polearm at the spider. With so much spider to aim for, it seemed like a likely score for him.

Zord's Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Damage (if hit): 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Sorry! I knew I was forgetting a thread somewhere...

Zord blinks his big eyes at Zarkus, before looking up to see the giant spider descending on the team. While Zord is ready to face the menace, Sir PuppyStomper is... less than enthusiastic. "No, no! PuppyStomper, it just big goblin-eating spider! PuppyStomper is boar, not in danger!" His boar is not so convinced, and Zord has to take time to calm him down.
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

I'll take the robe, myself. I can think of a few uses for that collection of tools.

Zord smiles maliciously as he looks at the sickened Rancor, and the less sickened Zarkus. "Zord able to eat as much as Chief, so Zord should get Chief's Robe!" he declares, swiping at it before turning to Zigzad. "Zigzad give map to Zord! Map much safer with Zord, won't get belly juices and slug slime on it."
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Zord, still sore from getting bucked off Squealy Nord so quickly, looks at the other dares to try and redeem himself. "Zord need something with no cheatsies." he muttered, thinking before looking at the collection of bull slugs. "Zord can eat slugs! Zord have stomach of metal!" Zord sits down and braces himself. "Zord not afraid of any swamp beasties! Not even yucky ones! Wigglies meet maker and Zord's stomach!"

Fort Save 1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Fort Save 2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Fort Save 3: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Fort Save 4: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Fort Save 5: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Fort Save 6: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Fort Save 7: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Fort Save 8: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Fort Save 9: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Fort Save 10: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

Zord peered over the barrier keeping Squealy Nord at bay, smirking as he thumped his chest. "Zord not afraid of boars! Zord know weakness! Used on Puppystomper many days when he cranky!" Zord quickly took up the challenge as he headed for the holding pen to mount up on the grumpy piglet.

Zord loops the reigns up and around his neck as he leans down, before placing his grubby hands over Nord's eyes. "Not Squealy Nord, but Lazy Nord!" he claimed. Apparently, the "weakness" was just blinding the piglet. This trick might work on boars, or just Zord's mount in general, but Squealy Nord was no boar; just a simple piglet. As such, Zord's blinding insight might not work as well as he hopes.

Ride Check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Apparently, blinding Squealy makes him absolutely nuts. I doubt I even made it out the gate with that one XD
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

"Rancor being dumb! Zord had map first!" Zord declared, holding the map away from Rancor and waving him off as he tried to look at it.

Knowledge Local: Brinestump Marsh: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18
Knowledge Local: Scribbleface's Map: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11
Knowledge Local: Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5
Knowledge Local: Vorka: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12

Zord, having got enough of a good look at the map as he cared to see, let it waft out of his grip as he stumbled outside. "Getting fireworks be easier than sitting on marsh crickets! Zord face all the creatures in the swamp, he got stuff to prove it!" he said proudly, thrusting his chest out to emphasize his scale mail to the other goblins, which was fashioned (crudely) out of crocodile skins. "Zord not afraid of Vorka either! When Zord beat Vorka, Puppystomper will pull her back, and Licktoads have more feast-ys!"
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

"Zord brave! Not even Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many scare Zord!" the little cavalier declared, standing up tall. "Squealy Nord will be hungry tomorrow; Zord will get those fireworks!" He paused, the little wheels in his head turning a minute before raising a finger. "Zord have question; can we see land pictures yet, or do we burn bad luck out of it first?"
We Be Goblins! Gameplay - 1
Male Goblin Cavalier/1 (HP 10/10 | AC:17 | T:11 | FF:17 | CMD:12 | Fort:+4 | Ref:+3 | Will:+1 | Init:+2| Speed: 30')

"Zord slay many beasties, use them as weapons! Noble stead Puppystomper baby of slain boar beastie, Zord kept and trained him. Now ride him into battle when he not running into trees."
Lord Zekk's - PbP - We be Goblins! - Recruitment (Level 1)

Ready, I think!
Lord Zekk's - PbP - We be Goblins! - Recruitment (Level 1)

Cavalier Zord Swampwader and trusty boar, Sir Puppystomper, reports for the duties!

Stat Crunch:
Zord Swampwader
Male Lawful Evil Goblin Cavalier, Level 1, Init +3, HP 10/10, Speed 30
AC 17, Touch 11, Flat-footed 17, CMD 12, Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +1, CMB +2, Base Attack Bonus 1
Tusk Lance +4 (1d6+2, 3x) Trophy Weapon (Personal Value)
Stone Longsword +4 (1d6+2, 19-20/2x) Trophy Weapon (Personal Value)
Light Crossbow (20 Bolts) +5 (1d6+3, 19-20/2x) Trophy Weapon (Stolen from Toy Maker)
Scale Mail, Trophy Armor (Personal Value, Crocodile Scales) Light Wooden Shield (+5 Armor, +1 Shield, +1 Size) Trophy Weapon (Personal Value, carved from a tree that fell on his house)
Abilities Str 14, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 7, Wis 12, Cha 8
Condition None

Mount: Boar (Sir Puppystomper)
Size Small; Speed 40 ft.; AC +6 natural armor; Attack gore (1d6); Ability Scores Str 13, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 4; Special Qualities low-light vision, scent.