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Zoidberg, M.D.'s page
8 posts. Alias of Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber).
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Aaron Bitman wrote:
For instance, there was once a user here - I won't mention the name - who, well-educated though he was, was infamous for trolling. That user eventually left, but every time I see someone, such as zylphryx, post here using that avatar, I instinctively think "Oh no, not HIM again!" I immediately realize that it's NOT him, of course, but I've been conditioned. Maybe training yourself by avatar might not be such a good idea.
What?!?!?
Nobody loves Zoidberg!
It's like the ghost of poster's past. Well played indeed.
Zoidberg wrote: Pony Stalker wrote: My pony!!!!! Dessert? Hey! Don't bogart my alias!!! It's all I have in this world.
Dimissive post regarding flame war including a large number of "facts" that are really poster's opinions disguised as such. Lots of historical data and large words included to show that poster is Very Smart.
Kruelaid wrote: ... another politics thread. If you knew anything about democracy, you would know it was not started on the internet. It was started by John Adams, who in turn stole the idea from Ivan Peter Freely. But of course, Ivan created the whole 5th Century notion of the perfect message board post, which in turn inspired nazis and war crimes conducted exclusively by the political opponents who I won't name, but who should be implicit from what I've said so far.
So, no, democracy doesn't not work.
Please don't waste anyone's time further. You clearly have nothing worthwhile to say on this topic.
Fatespinner wrote: Opening statement.
Witty, sarcastic remark to endear the reader to the author.
Statement of opinion.
Anecdotal evidence to reinforce opinion.
Allusion to opinion as fact.
Inflammatory remark to engender hostility with other posters and prompt response.
I wonder if this might belong in the Word Games section?
Post that answers the OP, ignoring all prior posts regarding the topic and re-igniting forgotten flame wars, drenched in arrogance and passive-aggressive jabs.
What's this? With all the posting and the hoopla, you all sound like fools. It makes my shadenfreude gizzard bloat with bile!
Did someone say popcorn!?!?! Zoidberg loves popcorn!!
| Full Name |
Zadok Allendil |
| Race |
Elf |
| Classes/Levels |
Mythic Oracle of the Dark Tapestry 4.2 | HP 39/39 | AC 12 T 12 FF 10 | CMD 15 | Fort +2 Ref +3 Will +3 (+2 enchant/fear, -2 charm/comp if offered power) | Init +4 | Perc +1 | SM -1 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Medium |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Neutral |
| Deity |
Great Old Ones |
About Zadok Allendil
Used:
1 Gift of Madness
Zadok Allendil
Male elf oracle 4/Hierophant 2 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Player's Guide 42)
CN Medium humanoid (elf)
Init +4; Senses low-light vision; Perception +1
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Defense
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AC 12, touch 12, flat-footed 10 (+2 Dex)
hp 39 (4d8+16)
Fort +2, Ref +3, Will +3 (+2 trait bonus against fear effects., -2 vs. Charm or Compulsion effects if there's a promise of wealth or power); +2 vs. enchantments
Defensive Abilities hard to kill; Immune sleep
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee dagger +3 (1d4/19-20) or
. . rapier +3 (1d6/18-20)
Ranged shortbow +5 (1d6/×3)
Special Attacks faith's reach[MA], mythic power (7/day, surge +1d6)
Oracle Spells Known (CL 4th; concentration +11)
. . 2nd (4/day)—cure moderate wounds[M], dust of twilight[M,APG] (DC 17), resist energy[M]
. . 1st (8/day)—cause fear (DC 16), cure light wounds[M], entropic shield, murderous command[M,UM] (DC 17), sun metal[M,UC] (DC 16)
. . 0 (at will)—create water, detect magic, mending, purify food and drink (DC 15), read magic, stabilize
. . Mystery Dark tapestry
. . M mythic spell
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Statistics
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Str 10, Dex 15, Con 12, Int 12, Wis 9, Cha 20
Base Atk +3; CMB +3; CMD 15
Feats Apotheosis, Extra Revelation[APG], Mythic Spell Lore[M], Mythic Spell Lore[M], Spell Focus (enchantment)
Traits abject belief, adaptive magic, focused mind
Skills Diplomacy +10, Knowledge (arcana) +9, Knowledge (history) +6, Knowledge (planes) +8, Knowledge (religion) +8, Perception +1, Profession (astronomer) +6, Profession (soothsayer) +6, Spellcraft +7 (+9 to identify magic item properties), Stealth +7, Use Magic Device +10; Racial Modifiers +2 Perception, +2 Spellcraft to identify magic item properties
Languages Aklo, Common, Draconic, Elven
SQ amazing initiative, elven magic, mythic spellcasting[MA], oracle's curse (tongues), power-hungry, recalled blessing[MA], revelations (brain drain[UM], cloak of darkness[UM], gift of madness[UM])
Combat Gear cold iron arrows (36), elixir of truth, feather token (bird), feather token (tree), potion of endure elements (10), potion of feather fall, potion of interrogation (CL 4th), potion of reduce person, potion of reduce person, scroll of animate dead, scroll of cure moderate wounds (x2), scroll of delay poison, scroll of remove disease, scroll of remove sickness (x2), alchemist's fire; Other Gear dagger, rapier, shortbow, backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, candle (10), flint and steel, hemp rope (100 ft.), mess kit[UE], pot, scroll case, scroll case, scroll case, snowshoes[APG], soap, torch (10), trail rations (5), waterskin, 7 gp, 5 sp
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Special Abilities
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Amazing Initiative (1/round) (Ex) As a free action, use 1 power to gain an extra standard action (can't be used to cast a spell).
Apotheosis +2 to Con checks to stabilize.
Brain Drain (4d4 damage, 5 rounds, 1/day, DC 17) (Su) Foe in 100 ft makes Will save or takes 1d4/lvl and you make knowledge check w/ their modifier
Cloak of Darkness +4/+2 (4 hours/day) (Su) +4 AC, +2 Stealth.
Elven Immunities - Sleep You are immune to magic sleep effects.
Elven Magic +2 to spellcraft checks to determine the properties of a magic item.
Faith's Reach (Su) Your touch divine spells have a range of 30 ft.
Gift of Madness (1 rd, 8/day) (Su) You tap into the unthinkable void between the stars and cause a single living creature within 30 feet to become confused for 1 round. A successful Will save negates the effect. This is a mind-affecting compulsion effect. At 7th level, the confusion l
Hard to Kill (Ex) Automatically stabilize when dying, and only die at neg Con x 2.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in dim light, distinguishing color and detail.
Mythic Spell Lore [Mythic] Gain mythic spells equal to your mythic tier.
Mythic Spell Lore [Mythic] Gain mythic spells equal to your mythic tier.
Power-Hungry -2 vs. Will saves if the effect's creator promises wealth or power
Recalled Blessing (Su) Use 1 power, cast known/memorized divine spell for free, non-mythic foes must save twice, you roll twice for healing amt.
Spell Focus (Enchantment) Spells from one school of magic have +1 to their save DC.
Surge (1d6) (Su) Use 1 power to increase any d20 roll by the listed amount.
Tongues (Aklo) You can only understand and speak one language in combat.
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